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2025 Headline of the Year nominee (September)
December 23, 2025 at 6:58 AM
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Nothing to see here, just the country's first and second-most prolific pedophiles exchanging postcards from their respective prisons about the president being a pedophile
DOJ briefly uploaded this letter from Jeff Epstein to serial child molester Larry Nassar:

"Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a young beauty walked by he loved to 'grab snatch,' whereas we ended up snatching grub in the mess halls of the system."
December 23, 2025 at 6:30 AM
If you told me this was an amazon fire tablet exclusive that somehow cost $500mm to make I’d believe you
December 23, 2025 at 5:28 AM
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if bari weiss had tried to do 9/11 there'd be three towers now
December 23, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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every Pacific naval encounter in WW3 will be the USS Golden Trump, Glorious Harbinger of Antiwoke American Dawn versus six identical copies of the Type 055 We Built This Yesterday supplied by a ship that does nothing but make birthday cakes for the other ships
March 22, 2025 at 6:41 PM
put grandpa in the Supreme tracksuit now
The Colts settled on their "which uniforms will be the least flattering for the quarterback" uniforms
December 23, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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Americans having to bootleg broadcast news about our government’s offshored concentration camp is a level of fascism that immediately precedes democratic societies dropping leaflets on us from weather balloons.
And now someone has uploaded a version that wasn't filmed off a TV.

There's also the torrent link there, which is probably the fastest way to download the 60 Minutes segment on CECOT if you want to save the file locally to your computer.
Pulled 60 Minutes segment on CECOT : CBS : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive
This is a screen recording of a 60 Minutes segment about the Centro de Confinamiento del Terrorismo (CECOT) prison in El Salvador, which was intended to be...
archive.org
December 23, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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Bari Weiss calling Trump's bunker yesterday to tell them she buried that 60 Minutes story for good
December 23, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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Lol
December 23, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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Bari Weiss going from purported brave defender of free speech and open debate to chief censor of reporting about a federal concentration camp is so grimly hilarious
An Editor’s Note from 60 Minutes
December 21, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Rest in piss bozo stay in California
A member of the neo-Nazi white separatist group PNW Wolf Pack fell to his death trying to pick a mistletoe from a tree this holiday season 🎄❄
December 21, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Bears cutting the sideline heaters after killing Jordan Love. Diabolical
December 21, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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Democratic Senate Minority Leader Dan Quinn
HC Dan Quinn on the Eagles going for a 2-point conversion late in the game:

"That's their call. We'll see them in 2 weeks."
December 21, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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cowboy who stubbed his toe:
December 21, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Never not laughing at the JMU RB named Wayne Knight
December 21, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Kicker you’re on the hands team now have fun out there
Oregon wants to get this shit over with
December 21, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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Haven't posted this on here yet
December 20, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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texas a&m fans right now: "dang it! we lost a playoff game! this one's a heartbreaker, no two ways about it. i guess that's a wrap on this season, but the upcoming offseason at least represents an opportunity to reflect on what we did well this year – and what we need to do better next season."
December 20, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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Michael Irvin getting low to stay out of the wind, smart
December 20, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Genuinely the defining work of our time
December 19, 2025 at 8:34 PM
The L Taker
Puka Nacua, moments after the Rams' OT loss to the Seahawks:
December 19, 2025 at 5:03 AM
CRAZY the hawks won that game. wow. GOTY
December 19, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Gonna need a thicker kicker
December 19, 2025 at 4:15 AM
hawks latest to be cursed by Winter Sam Darnold
December 19, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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Zooming in on Puka’s celebration after a big catch
December 19, 2025 at 1:53 AM