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@punchedmonet.bsky.social
Here I am and who’s like me
(Enormous Australian corporation) be like we love the autists, the neurodivergence, you are #valid and meanwhile I keep getting in trouble for following instructions smh
November 14, 2025 at 11:49 AM
(Enormous Australian corporation) be like we love the autists, the neurodivergence, you are #valid and meanwhile I keep getting in trouble for following instructions smh
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lol, chatbots getting more protection than the workers.
November 14, 2025 at 7:08 AM
lol, chatbots getting more protection than the workers.
Im still only training but I worry I’m not cut out for call centre life which sucks bc this is def the best paying job im qualified for
November 14, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Im still only training but I worry I’m not cut out for call centre life which sucks bc this is def the best paying job im qualified for
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One sporty president and we're suddenly good at football, Catherine Connolly the representative that you are
November 13, 2025 at 10:08 PM
One sporty president and we're suddenly good at football, Catherine Connolly the representative that you are
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Apologies for the late posting I'm in Italia 90 heaven with Big Jack, Pope John Paul II, and Albert Reynolds. 66 minutes Ireland 2-0 Portugal
November 13, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Apologies for the late posting I'm in Italia 90 heaven with Big Jack, Pope John Paul II, and Albert Reynolds. 66 minutes Ireland 2-0 Portugal
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An Cailleach brings the winter 🌬️
The mythological figure in Irish, Scottish, and Manx tradition who summons winter, and is associated with storms, reshaping the landscape, and horned beasts like deer. She defies convention and is a force for regeneration.
Prints: www.ciaraioch.com/artprints/p/...
The mythological figure in Irish, Scottish, and Manx tradition who summons winter, and is associated with storms, reshaping the landscape, and horned beasts like deer. She defies convention and is a force for regeneration.
Prints: www.ciaraioch.com/artprints/p/...
November 13, 2025 at 8:58 AM
An Cailleach brings the winter 🌬️
The mythological figure in Irish, Scottish, and Manx tradition who summons winter, and is associated with storms, reshaping the landscape, and horned beasts like deer. She defies convention and is a force for regeneration.
Prints: www.ciaraioch.com/artprints/p/...
The mythological figure in Irish, Scottish, and Manx tradition who summons winter, and is associated with storms, reshaping the landscape, and horned beasts like deer. She defies convention and is a force for regeneration.
Prints: www.ciaraioch.com/artprints/p/...
Ancient threat: may your frozen grocery items always be warm
November 13, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Ancient threat: may your frozen grocery items always be warm
A customer just berated me for everything on earth and kept doing villain monologues every time I breathed or agreed with her and yet I can’t send a plague of locusts to her house? Thanks woke 🙄
November 13, 2025 at 8:19 AM
A customer just berated me for everything on earth and kept doing villain monologues every time I breathed or agreed with her and yet I can’t send a plague of locusts to her house? Thanks woke 🙄
This babyish flippin app 😭😭
The account owner of @sarahkendzior.bsky.social was suspended for 72 hours for expressing a desire to shoot the author of an article. The post, made 11/10, stated: "I want to shoot the author of this article just to watch him die." 1/2
November 13, 2025 at 8:18 AM
This babyish flippin app 😭😭
Ivory Coast sleeper agent?
‘How was your first day in office, President Connolly?’
‘Well, my press office decided to publish a photo of a small girl who apparently wants to kill me, but other than that, it was grand.’
‘Well, my press office decided to publish a photo of a small girl who apparently wants to kill me, but other than that, it was grand.’
November 13, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Ivory Coast sleeper agent?
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If adherence and KPIs are so important to a company that I can’t have a yarn with an elderly lady with a broken leg well then. I am going to be an issue for profits and walk backwards into hell ! (It’s fine in training but I was not hanging up on that lady she was a sweetheart lol)
November 13, 2025 at 5:03 AM
If adherence and KPIs are so important to a company that I can’t have a yarn with an elderly lady with a broken leg well then. I am going to be an issue for profits and walk backwards into hell ! (It’s fine in training but I was not hanging up on that lady she was a sweetheart lol)
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MARKED SAFE FROM JCO
November 12, 2025 at 9:20 AM
MARKED SAFE FROM JCO
I’m safe from Joyce carol Oates bc nearly the only thing I do is read book and the other thing is go into bins for recyclables
November 12, 2025 at 9:19 AM
I’m safe from Joyce carol Oates bc nearly the only thing I do is read book and the other thing is go into bins for recyclables
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I don't mean to brag but on Twitter I once fooled Joyce Carol Oates into thinking that Viagra was named after a mix of Latin (via) and Irish (grá) meaning "with love."
November 11, 2025 at 2:56 PM
I don't mean to brag but on Twitter I once fooled Joyce Carol Oates into thinking that Viagra was named after a mix of Latin (via) and Irish (grá) meaning "with love."
Fighting myself not to say anything rude or funny about posh British people names everytime this wan comes up
November 12, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Fighting myself not to say anything rude or funny about posh British people names everytime this wan comes up
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Lad who works remotely from Lear Jets, tax-free Monaco and his Carribean compound has some views on the rest of us ...
Remote working a 'mistake', claims Denis O'Brien
Businessman Denis O'Brien has claimed there has been a "marked decline" in the efficiency of all parts of the Government due to remote working.
www.rte.ie
November 11, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Lad who works remotely from Lear Jets, tax-free Monaco and his Carribean compound has some views on the rest of us ...
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We'll have to join NATO then. I'll tell the children.
Gardaí are going to be “stretched” as Ireland holds the EU Presidency next year as senior figures indicated concerns over manpower and the overtime budget. jrnl.ie/6871787
Gardaí going to be ‘stretched’ for EU presidency
Ireland will assume the presidency on 1 July 2026, and will have to host various formal and informal meetings of different Council bodies.
jrnl.ie
November 11, 2025 at 10:29 PM
We'll have to join NATO then. I'll tell the children.
Said bloody hell on the phone to a human client
a close up of a person 's face with a crying look on their face
ALT: a close up of a person 's face with a crying look on their face
media.tenor.com
November 12, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Said bloody hell on the phone to a human client
81 yr old service users 🤝31 year old crab 🤝 farkin hell these chatbots hey just let me speak to a person
November 12, 2025 at 4:41 AM
81 yr old service users 🤝31 year old crab 🤝 farkin hell these chatbots hey just let me speak to a person
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Measles, tuberculosis and Tubridy all making a comeback
Rumours swirl as Ryan Tubridy tipped for sensational RTÉ return as comeback odds slashed
Rumours swirl as Ryan Tubridy tipped for sensational RTÉ return as comeback odds slashed
Speculation grows as former Late Late Show host tipped for spectacular return to the national broadcaster
Rumours are swirling that Irish presenter Ryan Tubridy could make a sensational return to RTÉ after reports of a recent meeting with Director General Kevin Bakhurst. According to the Iris
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www.limerickleader.ie
November 10, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Measles, tuberculosis and Tubridy all making a comeback
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Stock images used in DCC presentation planning PR campaigns to promote active travel and use of cycle lane (left), vs images of actual cycle infrastructure in the city. "Only 36% of respondents felt safe cycling in Dublin City". Hmmm.
November 11, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Stock images used in DCC presentation planning PR campaigns to promote active travel and use of cycle lane (left), vs images of actual cycle infrastructure in the city. "Only 36% of respondents felt safe cycling in Dublin City". Hmmm.
*taking screener suspiciously voice* I senda da calzone into space oooh
November 11, 2025 at 10:14 AM
*taking screener suspiciously voice* I senda da calzone into space oooh
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watching oliver twist with a couple of yank friends &, in an effort to bond with them, when twist asks for more i say 'just think about how much worse the people running the orphanage could be. now is not the time for criticism'
November 10, 2025 at 10:16 AM
watching oliver twist with a couple of yank friends &, in an effort to bond with them, when twist asks for more i say 'just think about how much worse the people running the orphanage could be. now is not the time for criticism'