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@punchedmonet.bsky.social
Here I am and who’s like me
Shift got shortened by half an hour a half hour before I start 😭😭 mate PLEASE I can’t live on 25.5 hours lmaoo
January 6, 2026 at 5:09 AM
Shift got shortened by half an hour a half hour before I start 😭😭 mate PLEASE I can’t live on 25.5 hours lmaoo
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the 6% is the WaPo editorial board
One of the most lopsided results you'll ever see in a poll, from our weekend Washington Post poll www.washingtonpost.com/politics/int...
January 5, 2026 at 3:47 PM
the 6% is the WaPo editorial board
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Thanks. Thanks, printer.
January 5, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Thanks. Thanks, printer.
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birds do it
bees do it
even educated fleas do it
let's do it
let's fly into a window
bees do it
even educated fleas do it
let's do it
let's fly into a window
January 5, 2026 at 3:55 PM
birds do it
bees do it
even educated fleas do it
let's do it
let's fly into a window
bees do it
even educated fleas do it
let's do it
let's fly into a window
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“you won’t get away with this”
January 5, 2026 at 7:40 PM
“you won’t get away with this”
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A photo thread of some of the new murals I captured in 2025, starting with the repainted new mural to INLA hunger striker Patsy O'Hara, in the Brandywell in Derry.
January 5, 2026 at 6:12 PM
A photo thread of some of the new murals I captured in 2025, starting with the repainted new mural to INLA hunger striker Patsy O'Hara, in the Brandywell in Derry.
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Sneachta day with friends
January 5, 2026 at 1:33 PM
Sneachta day with friends
Blocking everyone who brings that tragic overused “twitter Nazi bar” line across my humble TL tank u
January 5, 2026 at 1:31 PM
Blocking everyone who brings that tragic overused “twitter Nazi bar” line across my humble TL tank u
My bottom rung ass logging on to 4 emails
January 5, 2026 at 12:32 PM
My bottom rung ass logging on to 4 emails
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A day like this calls for the Niles Crane satyr mug.
January 5, 2026 at 11:48 AM
A day like this calls for the Niles Crane satyr mug.
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The demonstration of what can happen to a military isolated country like Venezuela should be a lesson to us as to why we should join NATO, my latest for the Irish Times
January 4, 2026 at 9:53 PM
The demonstration of what can happen to a military isolated country like Venezuela should be a lesson to us as to why we should join NATO, my latest for the Irish Times
Def getting type 2 diabetes bc I’m addicted to living deliciously but i remembered how good fruit is with ice cream and I’ve been hawing a lot of that
January 4, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Def getting type 2 diabetes bc I’m addicted to living deliciously but i remembered how good fruit is with ice cream and I’ve been hawing a lot of that
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This is what they call the debs in Educate Together schools
January 4, 2026 at 6:46 PM
This is what they call the debs in Educate Together schools
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Just realized that Emperor Qin Shi Huang's "Terracotta Army" of clay soldiers he kept in a vault in like 200 BC make him the first Warhammer Guy. he got some disposable income and started painting minis. totally get it
January 4, 2026 at 3:11 PM
Just realized that Emperor Qin Shi Huang's "Terracotta Army" of clay soldiers he kept in a vault in like 200 BC make him the first Warhammer Guy. he got some disposable income and started painting minis. totally get it
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Phil Lynott passed away #OnThisDay in 1986, aged 36.
January 4, 2026 at 7:30 AM
Phil Lynott passed away #OnThisDay in 1986, aged 36.
So no talking to my oomfs about how much I love Wesley snipes in this and in general?? No craic on here? I hate this chungus baby app I’m only here bc of like ten funny Irish people and a sprinkling Aussies and Usians
January 4, 2026 at 5:47 AM
So no talking to my oomfs about how much I love Wesley snipes in this and in general?? No craic on here? I hate this chungus baby app I’m only here bc of like ten funny Irish people and a sprinkling Aussies and Usians
I be saying “they think posts is serious influence on the freaks foreign policy” as slander but they really do believe that lmfaoo
I was wondering how this might all turn out to have been my fault
January 4, 2026 at 5:44 AM
I be saying “they think posts is serious influence on the freaks foreign policy” as slander but they really do believe that lmfaoo
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Top level european diplomacy on a years long streak of spectacularly failing to meet the moment
I have spoken with Secretary of State Marco Rubio and our Ambassador in Caracas. The EU is closely monitoring the situation in Venezuela.
The EU has repeatedly stated that Mr Maduro lacks legitimacy and has defended a peaceful transition. (1/2)
The EU has repeatedly stated that Mr Maduro lacks legitimacy and has defended a peaceful transition. (1/2)
January 3, 2026 at 11:40 AM
Top level european diplomacy on a years long streak of spectacularly failing to meet the moment
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grim posthumous scenario i had not previously considered: you post a picture of the missile headed straight for you, and are memorialized by a bunch of random assholes complaining about alt text
![A Bluesky user based in Venezuela posted 'I live near a military air base and five earth-shaking explosions were just heart.'
User @thenordic.bsky.social (a random asshole) replied 'was it too hard for you to to [sic] add a link?' along with a link to an AP piece. Quick, don't look, what do you think the odds are that this user responded gracefully to being told that OP was on the ground and reporting firsthand?](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ycbmujtxprrwbkiw3x5qsyz4/bafkreieh2ddespqvcqdhpfy4g2higsw4lfiguzpaxs3rdessztcokmww6i@jpeg)
January 3, 2026 at 8:21 AM
grim posthumous scenario i had not previously considered: you post a picture of the missile headed straight for you, and are memorialized by a bunch of random assholes complaining about alt text
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It’s too late, I have already portrayed myself as Chortling Bernie and you as Seething Eric Adams
January 2, 2026 at 2:03 AM
It’s too late, I have already portrayed myself as Chortling Bernie and you as Seething Eric Adams
Getting sooo much praise at work (that’s good) but my hours getting gutted after Christmas (that’s bad) I’m yellin sm
January 3, 2026 at 9:15 AM
Getting sooo much praise at work (that’s good) but my hours getting gutted after Christmas (that’s bad) I’m yellin sm
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You're heating your home sparingly this freezing weekend because all the expensive natural gas is being burned on-site by data centres to produce child sexual abuse materials
January 2, 2026 at 9:47 PM
You're heating your home sparingly this freezing weekend because all the expensive natural gas is being burned on-site by data centres to produce child sexual abuse materials
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BREAKING: Explosions felt across New York City as full socialism begins
January 1, 2026 at 5:10 AM
BREAKING: Explosions felt across New York City as full socialism begins
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day one in mamdani’s new york
January 1, 2026 at 5:10 PM
day one in mamdani’s new york