$1000 crab (YUP CATU)
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Here I am and who’s like me
I want to be like this elegant summer soup
November 15, 2025 at 9:38 AM
I want to be like this elegant summer soup
Genuinely had no idea it was called that til today 😭😭😭 I’m so ignorant lmao. Creasing at the “unusually” here in the Wikipedia, editor must never have heard of Ireland before lol
November 15, 2025 at 9:29 AM
Genuinely had no idea it was called that til today 😭😭😭 I’m so ignorant lmao. Creasing at the “unusually” here in the Wikipedia, editor must never have heard of Ireland before lol
Don’t gaf how good this show is the way Reddit keeps pushing this terrible ad for it in my eyeballs makes me sure I don’t need to watch plumbus. No show that has this kind of marketing can be good. Fuck off plumbus!!!
November 15, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Don’t gaf how good this show is the way Reddit keeps pushing this terrible ad for it in my eyeballs makes me sure I don’t need to watch plumbus. No show that has this kind of marketing can be good. Fuck off plumbus!!!
*taking screener suspiciously voice* I senda da calzone into space oooh
November 11, 2025 at 10:14 AM
*taking screener suspiciously voice* I senda da calzone into space oooh
My Amusing Experience at the Pixies in Fremantle prison yday night
November 10, 2025 at 9:17 AM
My Amusing Experience at the Pixies in Fremantle prison yday night
Everyone simultaneously in the clapped cis women mentorship meeting I was chairing down the hall
November 9, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Everyone simultaneously in the clapped cis women mentorship meeting I was chairing down the hall
I can’t stand Reddit lmao they are addicted to doing this under every post about Nazi soldiers ! Sorry to everyone whose heart wasn’t in it but we are not washing the Wehrmacht pls
November 9, 2025 at 5:44 AM
I can’t stand Reddit lmao they are addicted to doing this under every post about Nazi soldiers ! Sorry to everyone whose heart wasn’t in it but we are not washing the Wehrmacht pls
Your old pal crab got a job for at least the next four weeks and the guy at the coffee shop gave me extra stamps on the free coffee card and eh there’s a lady on TikTok doing very good court sketches. I think all three together count as one nice thing happening elsewhere
November 9, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Your old pal crab got a job for at least the next four weeks and the guy at the coffee shop gave me extra stamps on the free coffee card and eh there’s a lady on TikTok doing very good court sketches. I think all three together count as one nice thing happening elsewhere
Legend of gazing
November 8, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Legend of gazing
I don’t hold with online gossip/obsession w a ‘character’ Chris chan style generally but there’s a funny court case going on w some random ppl in the US right now and a lady I follow on TikTok did a great courtroom sketch of the defendant/primary antagonist that I love so so so much
November 8, 2025 at 2:55 AM
I don’t hold with online gossip/obsession w a ‘character’ Chris chan style generally but there’s a funny court case going on w some random ppl in the US right now and a lady I follow on TikTok did a great courtroom sketch of the defendant/primary antagonist that I love so so so much
Coles full of fake planners doing panicked week shop. I’m the only serious person in here
November 2, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Coles full of fake planners doing panicked week shop. I’m the only serious person in here
Absolutely terrifying bot message on TikTok cheers
November 2, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Absolutely terrifying bot message on TikTok cheers
Starting to like my stick people more
November 2, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Starting to like my stick people more
Troops being deployed in boorloo suburbs
November 1, 2025 at 8:31 AM
Troops being deployed in boorloo suburbs
I’m a picture of Bob katter. This is the picture CMAT meant
October 31, 2025 at 11:44 AM
I’m a picture of Bob katter. This is the picture CMAT meant
A lot of u will have aos sí in your gaffs tonight im sorry to say… but not i
October 31, 2025 at 10:52 AM
A lot of u will have aos sí in your gaffs tonight im sorry to say… but not i
Bóin Dé ar laethanta saoire san Astráil
October 31, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Bóin Dé ar laethanta saoire san Astráil
Leaids, mo chairde cliste anseo - cén aimsir no rud eigin a bhfuil “bhfuiltear”? Gach píosa gramadach ón bunscoil imithe as an ceann mór seo 😮💨💀
October 31, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Leaids, mo chairde cliste anseo - cén aimsir no rud eigin a bhfuil “bhfuiltear”? Gach píosa gramadach ón bunscoil imithe as an ceann mór seo 😮💨💀
Smh stolen valour but at least they’re swag with it…
October 31, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Smh stolen valour but at least they’re swag with it…
Fuckin crying at the guys face
October 30, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Fuckin crying at the guys face
People who know about babies - if I see someone holding their baby like this should I tell them the baby’s arm is stuck out or is that okay?. Saw a guy holding a baby like this and was worried I should say something but he seemed to think I was lurking so I kept walking lol
October 28, 2025 at 6:05 AM
People who know about babies - if I see someone holding their baby like this should I tell them the baby’s arm is stuck out or is that okay?. Saw a guy holding a baby like this and was worried I should say something but he seemed to think I was lurking so I kept walking lol
The older dogs are looking in disbelief and saying “we’d NEVER have gotten away with that”
October 27, 2025 at 1:41 AM
The older dogs are looking in disbelief and saying “we’d NEVER have gotten away with that”
EXPOSED. She cut ball time for Oscar more than any previous sibling
October 26, 2025 at 8:40 AM
EXPOSED. She cut ball time for Oscar more than any previous sibling
This long suffering victim of her unjust toy seizures agrees
October 26, 2025 at 8:38 AM
This long suffering victim of her unjust toy seizures agrees
The garranmore nightcrawler they’re calling it
October 26, 2025 at 8:36 AM
The garranmore nightcrawler they’re calling it