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I dropped my doctor after seeing him at the grocery store with one of those red hats.
I simply cannot abide a Kansas City Chiefs fan.
I simply cannot abide a Kansas City Chiefs fan.
November 14, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I dropped my doctor after seeing him at the grocery store with one of those red hats.
I simply cannot abide a Kansas City Chiefs fan.
I simply cannot abide a Kansas City Chiefs fan.
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everything I know about the Nuzzi/RFK Jr affair I have learned against my will
November 14, 2025 at 9:23 PM
everything I know about the Nuzzi/RFK Jr affair I have learned against my will
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Midnight Beta is live NOW! To celebrate, I’m giving away a Midnight Epic Edition which includes Beta access & access to housing in Dec!
To enter:
✅ Follow ❤️ Like 🔁 Repost
💬 Tell me what you're most excited for in Midnight?
🌎 EU & NA
⏰ Winner drawn 17th Nov
#WoW_Partner
To enter:
✅ Follow ❤️ Like 🔁 Repost
💬 Tell me what you're most excited for in Midnight?
🌎 EU & NA
⏰ Winner drawn 17th Nov
#WoW_Partner
November 12, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Midnight Beta is live NOW! To celebrate, I’m giving away a Midnight Epic Edition which includes Beta access & access to housing in Dec!
To enter:
✅ Follow ❤️ Like 🔁 Repost
💬 Tell me what you're most excited for in Midnight?
🌎 EU & NA
⏰ Winner drawn 17th Nov
#WoW_Partner
To enter:
✅ Follow ❤️ Like 🔁 Repost
💬 Tell me what you're most excited for in Midnight?
🌎 EU & NA
⏰ Winner drawn 17th Nov
#WoW_Partner
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They want $60 for an hour at the axe throwing place? For that money I can buy a case of beer and my own axe, and throw it at whatever I want until I'm arrested again
November 14, 2025 at 5:20 AM
They want $60 for an hour at the axe throwing place? For that money I can buy a case of beer and my own axe, and throw it at whatever I want until I'm arrested again
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patton oswalt has been suspended from bluesky for saying that megyn kelly should be fed to a woodchipper for justifying the sexual abuse of minors
November 14, 2025 at 1:42 PM
patton oswalt has been suspended from bluesky for saying that megyn kelly should be fed to a woodchipper for justifying the sexual abuse of minors
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chuck schumer has been barred from formally observing this year's lexus december to remember sales event. they can't stop him from standing outside, but he will not be allowed into the showroom and he cannot directly behold the obelisk or participate in the thousand screams
November 12, 2025 at 4:51 AM
chuck schumer has been barred from formally observing this year's lexus december to remember sales event. they can't stop him from standing outside, but he will not be allowed into the showroom and he cannot directly behold the obelisk or participate in the thousand screams
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the simpsons should take the elon musk episode off of disney plus and replace it with the michael jackson episode
November 12, 2025 at 3:12 AM
the simpsons should take the elon musk episode off of disney plus and replace it with the michael jackson episode
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incredibly funny that Joyce Carol Oates owned Musk so hard he's started trying to post like a regular person with normal interests
November 10, 2025 at 5:45 PM
incredibly funny that Joyce Carol Oates owned Musk so hard he's started trying to post like a regular person with normal interests
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I think democrats should push for a thorough review of all Elon Musk govt contracts as part of their 2026-8 portfolio. Why are taxpayers financing the work of a racist near-trillionaire? Leaving that unexamined was one of the biggest failures of the last Dem majority.
November 7, 2025 at 12:51 PM
I think democrats should push for a thorough review of all Elon Musk govt contracts as part of their 2026-8 portfolio. Why are taxpayers financing the work of a racist near-trillionaire? Leaving that unexamined was one of the biggest failures of the last Dem majority.
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Hello friends! We are hosting a Midnight Epic Edition #giveaway! The Midnight Epic Edition grants access to the Midnight Beta, which goes live November 11. #WoW_Partner #Midnight
How To Enter:
✅Like
➕Follow us!
♻️Repost!
We will pick a winner on November 11th! 🥳
How To Enter:
✅Like
➕Follow us!
♻️Repost!
We will pick a winner on November 11th! 🥳
November 6, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Hello friends! We are hosting a Midnight Epic Edition #giveaway! The Midnight Epic Edition grants access to the Midnight Beta, which goes live November 11. #WoW_Partner #Midnight
How To Enter:
✅Like
➕Follow us!
♻️Repost!
We will pick a winner on November 11th! 🥳
How To Enter:
✅Like
➕Follow us!
♻️Repost!
We will pick a winner on November 11th! 🥳
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This sets a dangerous legal precedent that I intend to profit from, as the inventor of the knifewich
Breaking News: A jury found a man not guilty of assault for throwing a sandwich at a federal agent in Washington.
Jurors Find Sandwich Hurler Not Guilty of Assault
The verdict on a misdemeanor charge came after seven hours of deliberation, and after prosecutors had previously failed to secure a felony indictment.
nyti.ms
November 6, 2025 at 8:46 PM
This sets a dangerous legal precedent that I intend to profit from, as the inventor of the knifewich
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It's interesting that wise conservative business guys implicitly understand "return on investment" except when it comes to this. It's better for YOU if your neighbor gets enough to eat so he can become your community's mechanic, accountant, dentist--whatever!--instead of lying dead in a ditch
The welfare state is about dignity, equality, and making people not poor, but as @itsafronomics.bsky.social says/cites here, it’s often also an investment that more than pays for itself
Why should you 🫵🏿 care about SNAP? SNAP recipients saw:
- Improved life expectancy
- Lower chance of incarceration
- Lowers chance of poverty
- Lived in better neighborhoods
- Higher human capital
SNAP keeps our neighbors fed, communities safer, and kids educated. Also people are HUNGRY. DUH!
- Improved life expectancy
- Lower chance of incarceration
- Lowers chance of poverty
- Lived in better neighborhoods
- Higher human capital
SNAP keeps our neighbors fed, communities safer, and kids educated. Also people are HUNGRY. DUH!
November 2, 2025 at 5:02 PM
It's interesting that wise conservative business guys implicitly understand "return on investment" except when it comes to this. It's better for YOU if your neighbor gets enough to eat so he can become your community's mechanic, accountant, dentist--whatever!--instead of lying dead in a ditch
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My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and let me know if you have any questions! 🤗
October 29, 2025 at 9:16 PM
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and let me know if you have any questions! 🤗
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There is zero reason for anyone, especially reporters, to trust anything that comes out of this administration at any level. This is fantastic reporting.
October 29, 2025 at 1:37 PM
There is zero reason for anyone, especially reporters, to trust anything that comes out of this administration at any level. This is fantastic reporting.
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issuing correction on a previous post of mine, regarding the baseball team the Dodgers. Sometimes, under very specific circumstances, you do “gotta hand it to them"
Will Klein in a "Rapinoe/Kaepernick 2020" shirt
October 28, 2025 at 6:54 AM
issuing correction on a previous post of mine, regarding the baseball team the Dodgers. Sometimes, under very specific circumstances, you do “gotta hand it to them"
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Follow @wario64.bsky.social and repost for a chance to win 1 of 5 Steam codes for Once Upon a Katamari courtesy of @gamesplanet.bsky.social. Giveaway closes on Oct 27th, 6:30 PM PT
Game is $32.97 on Gamesplanet w/ code KATAMARI buff.ly/j4qOsMG
Game is $32.97 on Gamesplanet w/ code KATAMARI buff.ly/j4qOsMG
October 24, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Follow @wario64.bsky.social and repost for a chance to win 1 of 5 Steam codes for Once Upon a Katamari courtesy of @gamesplanet.bsky.social. Giveaway closes on Oct 27th, 6:30 PM PT
Game is $32.97 on Gamesplanet w/ code KATAMARI buff.ly/j4qOsMG
Game is $32.97 on Gamesplanet w/ code KATAMARI buff.ly/j4qOsMG
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Frankenstein is in cinemas? Awful. He should be in prison!
October 26, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Frankenstein is in cinemas? Awful. He should be in prison!
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can someone explain to me why toronto is even allowed to play in the world series? since when is canada in the world
October 25, 2025 at 2:30 AM
can someone explain to me why toronto is even allowed to play in the world series? since when is canada in the world
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yikes, unfollowing now.....i didn't realize i'd been walking 6 steps directly behind you for several years and i realize that could be sort of unnerving
October 23, 2025 at 4:30 PM
yikes, unfollowing now.....i didn't realize i'd been walking 6 steps directly behind you for several years and i realize that could be sort of unnerving
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just recorded an episode of chapo in which i guaranteed a mariners win tonight. it doesn't come out until tomorrow, meaning they will definitely win so as not to embarrass me
October 20, 2025 at 7:29 PM
just recorded an episode of chapo in which i guaranteed a mariners win tonight. it doesn't come out until tomorrow, meaning they will definitely win so as not to embarrass me