Proud Anselmo
@proudanselmo.bsky.social
Finally free of the hell site. Fuck Nazi bigots.
Gay dude. He/him/whatever. If that pisses you off, see above.
Gay dude. He/him/whatever. If that pisses you off, see above.
Pinned
Astrology is astrology for rich people.
Age verification?
I was the tv remote.
I was the tv remote.
Age verification?
My first TV was black and white.
My first TV was black and white.
Age verification?
I own a Pikachu pedometer because my grandma didn't know what I meant when I said I wanted Pokemon Yellow Version.
I own a Pikachu pedometer because my grandma didn't know what I meant when I said I wanted Pokemon Yellow Version.
February 10, 2026 at 11:24 PM
Age verification?
I was the tv remote.
I was the tv remote.
I know it's all been said before, but what a fucking idiot.
Trump threatens to block opening of new bridge between Windsor and Detroit
U.S. President Donald Trump says Canada and the U.S. will “immediately” start negotiations over the Gordie Howe International Bridge, which connects Windsor, Ont., and Detroit, Mich.
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February 10, 2026 at 4:52 PM
I know it's all been said before, but what a fucking idiot.
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What you guys need to understand is that if you want me to take your accusations of racism/misogyny/transphobia/etc. seriously, you first need to satisfy the gateway criterion of not acting like malicious freaks who are incredibly thrilled to make those accusations. Then we can talk like adults
February 10, 2026 at 12:27 PM
What you guys need to understand is that if you want me to take your accusations of racism/misogyny/transphobia/etc. seriously, you first need to satisfy the gateway criterion of not acting like malicious freaks who are incredibly thrilled to make those accusations. Then we can talk like adults
Starfleet Academy is Hogwarts in space.
February 8, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Starfleet Academy is Hogwarts in space.
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LET US FUCKING GOOOOO
February 5, 2026 at 10:35 PM
LET US FUCKING GOOOOO
A true Shakespearean tragedy...
They forgot to tighten the nuts fully after lowering the car.
Disaster awaits them!
Disaster awaits them!
February 5, 2026 at 10:59 PM
A true Shakespearean tragedy...
The moment when you realize that the discussion is not a metaphor, but about an actual dumpster being set on fire...
Who is HELPED by the dumpster being on fire?
February 3, 2026 at 1:15 PM
The moment when you realize that the discussion is not a metaphor, but about an actual dumpster being set on fire...
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I really do not understand people like this. It's not the stupid, which is profound, but the confidence in it.
This is a person who obviously has not read the Constitution, but is still so confident they actually know what it says that they didn't even bother with a quick google to make sure.
This is a person who obviously has not read the Constitution, but is still so confident they actually know what it says that they didn't even bother with a quick google to make sure.
January 26, 2026 at 12:01 AM
I really do not understand people like this. It's not the stupid, which is profound, but the confidence in it.
This is a person who obviously has not read the Constitution, but is still so confident they actually know what it says that they didn't even bother with a quick google to make sure.
This is a person who obviously has not read the Constitution, but is still so confident they actually know what it says that they didn't even bother with a quick google to make sure.
If?
Is trump attempting to redefine the word, "if," "deal," or "linear time," or is he just a clueless bloviator?
Is trump attempting to redefine the word, "if," "deal," or "linear time," or is he just a clueless bloviator?
Trump threatens 100% tariffs on all Canadian goods if Canada 'makes a deal with China' | CBC News
U.S. President Donald Trump is threatening to impose a 100 per cent tariff on all Canadian goods entering the United States if Canada "makes a deal with China" — a forceful message that comes days aft...
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January 24, 2026 at 5:12 PM
If?
Is trump attempting to redefine the word, "if," "deal," or "linear time," or is he just a clueless bloviator?
Is trump attempting to redefine the word, "if," "deal," or "linear time," or is he just a clueless bloviator?
As it turns out:
January 24, 2026 at 3:38 PM
As it turns out:
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Canadians you are not prepared for the temperature he tells you he is experiencing here.
January 21, 2026 at 10:21 PM
Canadians you are not prepared for the temperature he tells you he is experiencing here.
Only Carney could go to China.
January 20, 2026 at 10:07 PM
Only Carney could go to China.
Me: *putting strawberries on dessert*
Puppers: Me have strawberry?
Me: You don't like strawberries.
Puppers: ...Me have strawberry?
Me: Fine. *gives strawberry to Puppers*
Puppers: *spits it out* Ew. Gross.
Me: I told you.
Puppers: ...maybe me like strawberry if eat from floor...
Me: 🤦♂️
Puppers: Me have strawberry?
Me: You don't like strawberries.
Puppers: ...Me have strawberry?
Me: Fine. *gives strawberry to Puppers*
Puppers: *spits it out* Ew. Gross.
Me: I told you.
Puppers: ...maybe me like strawberry if eat from floor...
Me: 🤦♂️
January 20, 2026 at 2:43 AM
Me: *putting strawberries on dessert*
Puppers: Me have strawberry?
Me: You don't like strawberries.
Puppers: ...Me have strawberry?
Me: Fine. *gives strawberry to Puppers*
Puppers: *spits it out* Ew. Gross.
Me: I told you.
Puppers: ...maybe me like strawberry if eat from floor...
Me: 🤦♂️
Puppers: Me have strawberry?
Me: You don't like strawberries.
Puppers: ...Me have strawberry?
Me: Fine. *gives strawberry to Puppers*
Puppers: *spits it out* Ew. Gross.
Me: I told you.
Puppers: ...maybe me like strawberry if eat from floor...
Me: 🤦♂️
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Staying informed on current affairs can be overwhelming and depressing.
Do it anyway.
Do it anyway.
January 19, 2026 at 6:42 PM
Staying informed on current affairs can be overwhelming and depressing.
Do it anyway.
Do it anyway.
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The enemy of my enemy is useful.
January 19, 2026 at 1:17 PM
The enemy of my enemy is useful.
*click*
...*beep* *beep* *beep*...
...*beep* *beep* *beep*...
"I'm in logistics! The revolution is a separate department! Please hold and I'll connect you there!"
January 18, 2026 at 2:25 AM
*click*
...*beep* *beep* *beep*...
...*beep* *beep* *beep*...
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Folks, there's a reason why the phrase "Keep Calm and Carry On" was so popular during WWII.
It's because if you succumb to panic and despair, you're just going to fuck over the good guys. Stop flailing around, shut up, and get to work.
It's because if you succumb to panic and despair, you're just going to fuck over the good guys. Stop flailing around, shut up, and get to work.
January 17, 2026 at 3:54 PM
Folks, there's a reason why the phrase "Keep Calm and Carry On" was so popular during WWII.
It's because if you succumb to panic and despair, you're just going to fuck over the good guys. Stop flailing around, shut up, and get to work.
It's because if you succumb to panic and despair, you're just going to fuck over the good guys. Stop flailing around, shut up, and get to work.
@icegov.bsky.social get fucked losers.
January 17, 2026 at 2:44 AM
@icegov.bsky.social get fucked losers.
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THIS IS FRYING ME
From @cbcbecausenews
From @cbcbecausenews
January 17, 2026 at 12:01 AM
THIS IS FRYING ME
From @cbcbecausenews
From @cbcbecausenews
Feels like only yesterday we were all excitedly waiting for the debut of SNW after Discovery season 2, and now they've already wrapped the final season...
January 17, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Feels like only yesterday we were all excitedly waiting for the debut of SNW after Discovery season 2, and now they've already wrapped the final season...
Our cardinals are quite fat.
January 15, 2026 at 5:27 PM
Our cardinals are quite fat.
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The White House says the Smithsonian Institution must submit materials about current and upcoming exhibitions and events for a review that will determine whether they express "improper ideology." n.pr/4583d8f
Today is the Smithsonian's deadline to give thousands of documents to the White House
The White House says the Smithsonian Institution must submit materials about current and upcoming exhibitions and events for a review that will determine whether they express "improper ideology."
n.pr
January 13, 2026 at 11:54 AM
The White House says the Smithsonian Institution must submit materials about current and upcoming exhibitions and events for a review that will determine whether they express "improper ideology." n.pr/4583d8f
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The Denver Art Museum is offering the first major U.S. retrospective of Pissarro's work in 40 years. Here’s a sample of what's on view…
(photo: Camille Pissarro, “The Garden of Les Mathurins at Pontoise,” 1876, in the Nelson Atkins Museum of Art collection; nelson-atkins.org/fpc/impressi...)
(photo: Camille Pissarro, “The Garden of Les Mathurins at Pontoise,” 1876, in the Nelson Atkins Museum of Art collection; nelson-atkins.org/fpc/impressi...)
January 12, 2026 at 4:01 PM
The Denver Art Museum is offering the first major U.S. retrospective of Pissarro's work in 40 years. Here’s a sample of what's on view…
(photo: Camille Pissarro, “The Garden of Les Mathurins at Pontoise,” 1876, in the Nelson Atkins Museum of Art collection; nelson-atkins.org/fpc/impressi...)
(photo: Camille Pissarro, “The Garden of Les Mathurins at Pontoise,” 1876, in the Nelson Atkins Museum of Art collection; nelson-atkins.org/fpc/impressi...)