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Get ready for BUCKETS OF CUM,💦💦💦lots OF BIG DADDY DICKS, 🍆🍆and JUICY COOCHIES. 😩👅The only place you’ll be sitting tonight is on THIS FAT DICK! 😈😈Send this to 10 of your Naughty New Year bitches 👩🏻🎤👩🏼or 2026 will be dry and dickless 🙈🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪
December 31, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Get ready for BUCKETS OF CUM,💦💦💦lots OF BIG DADDY DICKS, 🍆🍆and JUICY COOCHIES. 😩👅The only place you’ll be sitting tonight is on THIS FAT DICK! 😈😈Send this to 10 of your Naughty New Year bitches 👩🏻🎤👩🏼or 2026 will be dry and dickless 🙈🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪
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3..2…1….. 👅🎉🎊NEW YEAR NEW DICK!!👅🎉🎊Happy New Year you 😈FESTIVE FUCKSLUTS! 😈Get ready to POP THAT PUSSY 😩👄after the CHAMPAGNE! 🍾🍾🍾🥂🥂🥂CONFETTI🎊 ISNT THE ONLY THING RAINING DOWN TONIGHT! 😏💦💦
December 31, 2025 at 10:08 PM
3..2…1….. 👅🎉🎊NEW YEAR NEW DICK!!👅🎉🎊Happy New Year you 😈FESTIVE FUCKSLUTS! 😈Get ready to POP THAT PUSSY 😩👄after the CHAMPAGNE! 🍾🍾🍾🥂🥂🥂CONFETTI🎊 ISNT THE ONLY THING RAINING DOWN TONIGHT! 😏💦💦
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Serebii Update: Pokémon has released a small animation to commemorate the start of 2026, the year of Pokémon's 30th Anniversary
www.serebii.net
www.serebii.net
December 31, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Serebii Update: Pokémon has released a small animation to commemorate the start of 2026, the year of Pokémon's 30th Anniversary
www.serebii.net
www.serebii.net
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This used to be the main trope of mysteries going back to Holmes.
The police are incompetent, so the detective - who is NOT police and may not even work with them - who has to clean up the mess they made of the investigation.
We lost a lot in the genre as that faded.
The police are incompetent, so the detective - who is NOT police and may not even work with them - who has to clean up the mess they made of the investigation.
We lost a lot in the genre as that faded.
Monk is great, every episode is like "hey Monk, I don't think we need you on this one, Mr. Smith was a baker and he baked himself into a pie" "but captain, he's still wearing shoes. If I was gonna bake myself into a pie, I'd take off my shoes first" "god damnit randy, he's wearing shoes!"
Monk may be copangada, BUT the fact that it takes time to piss on CSI for being stupid bullshit is pretty great
December 30, 2025 at 11:48 PM
This used to be the main trope of mysteries going back to Holmes.
The police are incompetent, so the detective - who is NOT police and may not even work with them - who has to clean up the mess they made of the investigation.
We lost a lot in the genre as that faded.
The police are incompetent, so the detective - who is NOT police and may not even work with them - who has to clean up the mess they made of the investigation.
We lost a lot in the genre as that faded.
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Terrible, always a total magnet. His story about getting cast in Goodfellas, basically his first movie, is so charming www.avclub.com/isiah-whitlo...
![Well, fast forward to Goodfellas. That was sort of like a feeding frenzy in New York City, and I got an audition for it. I went in and I auditioned for the guy who gets who owns the nightclub—he gets hit over the head with a bottle by Joe Pesci. And I thought, “Well, look, they’re not going to cast me as this guy.” I mean, it didn’t make sense, you know? But I got a callback! So I went back and I go into the room, and Martin Scorsese says, “What do I know you from? I know you from somewhere.” I said, “Well, I did those readings at Paul Newman’s for you, for The Color Of Money. He said, “Oh, that’s right, that’s right! Look, that part you auditioned for—obviously, you can’t do that part of. It just wouldn’t work. But I have this character!” He’s a doctor and it’s in the part of the movie where he’s like the only person that that Henry Hill trusts while he’s all coked out and everything like that. He said, “Do you think you could do that for me? I know it’s not much, but if you could do it for me, I would really appreciate it.” And I’m sitting there thinking, “Okay, act like you’ve been there before.” [Laughs.] I said, “Yeah, sure, Marty. I mean, you know, it’s not about the size of the part. It’s what we do!” So he says thanks, and that’s how I got cast! [Laughs.] I didn’t say, “Well, gee, Marty, I have never done a movie before hardly.” But I got cast in Goodfellas—that’s how all of that happened.
I do remember I went to my day job—I was a waiter at a place on 10th Avenue—and I said, “I just got a part in Goodfellas!” And they said, “No way! Get out!” I said, “No, I met with Martin Scorsese, and they’re going to cast me as this doctor.” And one of the guys said, “Oh, I’m going down there tomorrow, and I’m taking my stuff, because if you got a part, I know I’m going to get a part.” [Laughs.] He was like, “They must just be handing out parts—they must need tons of people if they cast you—you just got here!” So he went down there and he didn’t get a part. And here I a…](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:bck7uabvjt4xu5uzn3exzhqj/bafkreihprpksbsipsbrgqrbrjh2t7moeap457yglhouhssilvkmowqc654@jpeg)
December 30, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Terrible, always a total magnet. His story about getting cast in Goodfellas, basically his first movie, is so charming www.avclub.com/isiah-whitlo...
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This was a pretty good one
December 31, 2025 at 12:10 AM
This was a pretty good one
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"if you like this obviously awful game then more power to you" they have enough power. Less power. Less power to those people
December 31, 2025 at 1:13 AM
"if you like this obviously awful game then more power to you" they have enough power. Less power. Less power to those people
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Found out my mom plays Pokemon Go.
Figured I'd show her my favorite Pokemon, Incineroar, since she's been enjoying it.
She told me she has a Pokemon she really likes.
She then shows me Litten and the smile I got on my face from that, you wouldn't believe...
Figured I'd show her my favorite Pokemon, Incineroar, since she's been enjoying it.
She told me she has a Pokemon she really likes.
She then shows me Litten and the smile I got on my face from that, you wouldn't believe...
December 30, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Found out my mom plays Pokemon Go.
Figured I'd show her my favorite Pokemon, Incineroar, since she's been enjoying it.
She told me she has a Pokemon she really likes.
She then shows me Litten and the smile I got on my face from that, you wouldn't believe...
Figured I'd show her my favorite Pokemon, Incineroar, since she's been enjoying it.
She told me she has a Pokemon she really likes.
She then shows me Litten and the smile I got on my face from that, you wouldn't believe...
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Everything you need to know about final fantasy you can learn from the Simpsons
December 29, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Everything you need to know about final fantasy you can learn from the Simpsons
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posting occupies an entirely different part of my brain than texting does
Is there a term for when your friend isn't texting you back but is posting on social media
December 28, 2025 at 11:48 PM
posting occupies an entirely different part of my brain than texting does
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🐶Growing up too fast
December 29, 2025 at 2:17 AM
🐶Growing up too fast
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when I say "bluesky sucks" i'm referencing the types of people in the quotes who say stupid shit like "this is AI in a nutshell"/"this is politics in 2025"/etc
people so woke that they need to go back to sleep
people so woke that they need to go back to sleep
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 28, 2025 at 8:55 PM
when I say "bluesky sucks" i'm referencing the types of people in the quotes who say stupid shit like "this is AI in a nutshell"/"this is politics in 2025"/etc
people so woke that they need to go back to sleep
people so woke that they need to go back to sleep
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amazing things are happening on shmupcord
December 28, 2025 at 3:26 PM
amazing things are happening on shmupcord
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im woke and i say rouge's tits should be bigger
December 28, 2025 at 6:16 PM
im woke and i say rouge's tits should be bigger
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well well
look who it is
look who it is
December 27, 2025 at 10:41 PM
well well
look who it is
look who it is
EXPLAIN YOUR USERNAME
it was originally "mr. beef" until i got a PS3 and couldn't use punctuation. i hated how "MisterBeef" looked so i thought "what's better than a Mr.? oh, a professor, duh"
and that is, as they say, that
it was originally "mr. beef" until i got a PS3 and couldn't use punctuation. i hated how "MisterBeef" looked so i thought "what's better than a Mr.? oh, a professor, duh"
and that is, as they say, that
EXPLAIN YOUR USERNAME
My name starts with the letter O and one of my favorite games is Capcom's 2003 GameCube beat-em-up, Viewtiful Joe.
One day I thought it would be funny to draw myself as the main character, and the rest is history! 🎮 #BlackskyGamers
My name starts with the letter O and one of my favorite games is Capcom's 2003 GameCube beat-em-up, Viewtiful Joe.
One day I thought it would be funny to draw myself as the main character, and the rest is history! 🎮 #BlackskyGamers
December 28, 2025 at 3:41 AM
EXPLAIN YOUR USERNAME
it was originally "mr. beef" until i got a PS3 and couldn't use punctuation. i hated how "MisterBeef" looked so i thought "what's better than a Mr.? oh, a professor, duh"
and that is, as they say, that
it was originally "mr. beef" until i got a PS3 and couldn't use punctuation. i hated how "MisterBeef" looked so i thought "what's better than a Mr.? oh, a professor, duh"
and that is, as they say, that
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"Ridley's got the last Metroid, and you know what that means."
"Yeah. Trouble."
"Yeah. Trouble."
December 27, 2025 at 11:10 PM
"Ridley's got the last Metroid, and you know what that means."
"Yeah. Trouble."
"Yeah. Trouble."
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