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I think tomorrow I will watch the Hugh Jackman classic "Swordfish"
November 16, 2025 at 6:01 AM
I think tomorrow I will watch the Hugh Jackman classic "Swordfish"
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DYING
November 15, 2025 at 4:16 PM
DYING
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THE PROPHECY HAS BEEN FULFILLED
November 16, 2025 at 2:38 AM
THE PROPHECY HAS BEEN FULFILLED
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I am actually completely cool with this interpretation I love the idea of samus as an altruist-- but as a no-nonsense altruist who is utterly convinced of her own competence (and she's correct!). She hears a distress beacon and *takes charge*.
The entire fandom’s (and Retro Studios) initial assumption: “Oh she hunts down the baddest monsters in the galaxy and gets paid for it, right?”
Nintendo: “What? No. She’s like humanity’s motherly guardian. What are you talking about.”
www.nintendolife.com/news/2022/04...
Nintendo: “What? No. She’s like humanity’s motherly guardian. What are you talking about.”
www.nintendolife.com/news/2022/04...
November 15, 2025 at 1:56 PM
I am actually completely cool with this interpretation I love the idea of samus as an altruist-- but as a no-nonsense altruist who is utterly convinced of her own competence (and she's correct!). She hears a distress beacon and *takes charge*.
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She's literally nice
The entire fandom’s (and Retro Studios) initial assumption: “Oh she hunts down the baddest monsters in the galaxy and gets paid for it, right?”
Nintendo: “What? No. She’s like humanity’s motherly guardian. What are you talking about.”
www.nintendolife.com/news/2022/04...
Nintendo: “What? No. She’s like humanity’s motherly guardian. What are you talking about.”
www.nintendolife.com/news/2022/04...
November 15, 2025 at 8:03 PM
She's literally nice
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"It's hard to butter your bread when your butter is in another country" -Arin Hanson, 2025
Have I been watching Game Grumps for too long or does this make perfect sense?
Have I been watching Game Grumps for too long or does this make perfect sense?
November 15, 2025 at 11:20 PM
"It's hard to butter your bread when your butter is in another country" -Arin Hanson, 2025
Have I been watching Game Grumps for too long or does this make perfect sense?
Have I been watching Game Grumps for too long or does this make perfect sense?
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Inviting a friend over to play a game on the Steam Machine via local co-op, but I get to use the Steam Controller, while I hand them the Steam Controller (2015)
November 15, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Inviting a friend over to play a game on the Steam Machine via local co-op, but I get to use the Steam Controller, while I hand them the Steam Controller (2015)
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The same rich idiots that told me downloading a song on Napster was like stealing a car are trying to tell me that absorbing every movie ever made into *THE ROBOT* is fair use, actually, and a legion of dickriders coming to defend them because it's the future. Like fuck off.
This is the core of it. People think they're mad at the AI boogeyman but really they're mad about copyright law.
November 15, 2025 at 7:45 PM
The same rich idiots that told me downloading a song on Napster was like stealing a car are trying to tell me that absorbing every movie ever made into *THE ROBOT* is fair use, actually, and a legion of dickriders coming to defend them because it's the future. Like fuck off.
it's wild to me that adam sandler of all people showed one of the most "normal" gay male couples in all of film in "Big Daddy"
November 15, 2025 at 5:28 AM
it's wild to me that adam sandler of all people showed one of the most "normal" gay male couples in all of film in "Big Daddy"
once I get around to finishing Digimon Tim Strange and Pokemon pizZA, I might end up replaying FF9
Sorry @schalaasha.bsky.social
Sorry @schalaasha.bsky.social
November 15, 2025 at 4:18 AM
once I get around to finishing Digimon Tim Strange and Pokemon pizZA, I might end up replaying FF9
Sorry @schalaasha.bsky.social
Sorry @schalaasha.bsky.social
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you can say whatever you want without getting banned by claiming you just overheard a guy say what you want to say and adding 'that's wild' after it. online trick
November 15, 2025 at 2:13 AM
you can say whatever you want without getting banned by claiming you just overheard a guy say what you want to say and adding 'that's wild' after it. online trick
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No One Can Stop Mr. Domino Official Guidebook has been scanned by @thestacks.ca in 600DPI. Enjoy! www.gamingalexandria.com/wp/2025/09/n...
November 15, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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don't worry everyone! my contacts at nintendo have informed me that after the first hour of metroid prime 4, miles mackenzie leaves and is replaced by the guy from the best buy spider man commercial
November 14, 2025 at 6:04 PM
don't worry everyone! my contacts at nintendo have informed me that after the first hour of metroid prime 4, miles mackenzie leaves and is replaced by the guy from the best buy spider man commercial
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People rushing to make fun of this one when its a reference to this banger from 2008.
November 14, 2025 at 8:43 PM
People rushing to make fun of this one when its a reference to this banger from 2008.
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it's the guy from angela anaconda
they put an angela anaconda character in metroid
they put an angela anaconda character in metroid
November 14, 2025 at 4:43 PM
it's the guy from angela anaconda
they put an angela anaconda character in metroid
they put an angela anaconda character in metroid
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the way basic human decency hits these days is crazy
So the streamer Ludwig recently found out that one of his earliest regular viewers, who was trans, passed away and tonight he's doing a charity stream for the Trevor Project. So far he's raised over $46,000 in about 5 hours. www.twitch.tv/ludwig
November 14, 2025 at 3:25 AM
the way basic human decency hits these days is crazy
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It will always, ALWAYS fuck me up how MEGA MAN BATTLE NETWORK predicted this future!
November 14, 2025 at 3:48 AM
It will always, ALWAYS fuck me up how MEGA MAN BATTLE NETWORK predicted this future!
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James Van Der Beek is auctioning off ‘Dawson’s Creek’ and ‘Varsity Blues’ merchandise to pay for his cancer treatments.
James Van Der Beek Sells Dawson’s Creek Merch to Pay for Cancer Treatment
James Van Der Beek is auctioning off ‘Dawson’s Creek’ and ‘Varsity Blues’ merchandise to pay for his cancer treatments.
www.vulture.com
November 13, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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• Kellz
• MJ
• Diddy (and mfs were more pressed about his bisexuality than his predatory behavior)
• Hov (allegedly)
• Marques Houston (allegedly)
• Prince (allegedly)
We’re doing weird revisionist history here
• MJ
• Diddy (and mfs were more pressed about his bisexuality than his predatory behavior)
• Hov (allegedly)
• Marques Houston (allegedly)
• Prince (allegedly)
We’re doing weird revisionist history here
This shit is crazy, just the rumor of Drake liking lil girls or being weird with em was enough to change his entire reputation in the Black community.
But in the white community, these muhfuckas are OPENLY giving cover to KNOWN pedos.
HOW CAN I TRUST Y'ALL????
But in the white community, these muhfuckas are OPENLY giving cover to KNOWN pedos.
HOW CAN I TRUST Y'ALL????
November 13, 2025 at 8:13 PM
• Kellz
• MJ
• Diddy (and mfs were more pressed about his bisexuality than his predatory behavior)
• Hov (allegedly)
• Marques Houston (allegedly)
• Prince (allegedly)
We’re doing weird revisionist history here
• MJ
• Diddy (and mfs were more pressed about his bisexuality than his predatory behavior)
• Hov (allegedly)
• Marques Houston (allegedly)
• Prince (allegedly)
We’re doing weird revisionist history here
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The NeoGAF defense
Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
November 13, 2025 at 6:37 PM
The NeoGAF defense
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Today is the 25th anniversary of Skies of Arcadia! 🏴☠️
November 13, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Today is the 25th anniversary of Skies of Arcadia! 🏴☠️