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It's ya boi Guzma
@professorbeef.bsky.social
Still the same ol' Beef
"I hope you like lemons and sugar!"

Why yes, that's why I ordered the lemonade
November 26, 2025 at 7:58 PM
The "Mew is under the SS Anne truck" rumor was so widespread and popular that Game Freak referenced it in FireRed/LeafGreen and hid an item under the truck.

It's not an important item, but check the alt text for what you'll find
November 25, 2025 at 2:46 AM
November 23, 2025 at 6:29 AM
I have stolen this meme, and I will continue to steal more

let it on me
November 23, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Little Lucca's in South San Fran, best sandwiches in the state and maybe the world
November 18, 2025 at 8:36 PM
the commercial for Gears 3 with Dom just ready to die, whew
November 11, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Let me have it
November 11, 2025 at 1:40 AM
ER, we meet again (Yes, I'm ok)

I'm really only here because I tried making an appointment for some minor chest pain and the nurse on the phone said to come here otherwise I'd be waiting until the new year to see *anyone*

This country stinks lol
November 7, 2025 at 10:11 PM
November 2, 2025 at 5:23 AM
When you get another pic from your friend
October 31, 2025 at 12:36 AM
They could never make me hate you...
October 29, 2025 at 12:39 AM
October 28, 2025 at 1:51 AM
lol
October 27, 2025 at 4:23 AM
October 26, 2025 at 8:07 AM
October 25, 2025 at 7:20 PM
October 25, 2025 at 4:23 AM
this is the kind of person i live with lol
October 23, 2025 at 1:37 AM
THAT'S MY FUCKIN GOAT
October 21, 2025 at 6:33 AM
splatoon-ass character design
October 21, 2025 at 6:31 AM
October 21, 2025 at 6:30 AM
@scrubquotes.bsky.social

we tried to be nice to this person
October 19, 2025 at 6:30 AM
lmao, that sort of argument always reminds me of this:
October 19, 2025 at 5:13 AM
October 17, 2025 at 6:33 AM
anyways, play P-ZA

also play Tim Strange

have fun instead of arguing about balconies
October 17, 2025 at 2:56 AM
October 16, 2025 at 2:20 AM