umami daddy
@probablyzach.bsky.social
32 // he/him // all my posts are goofy.
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umami daddy
@probablyzach.bsky.social
· Jan 26
This is a Henderson's Stan account. Lee & Perrin's fans dni
Need one of you to come motivate me with a big stick (if I don’t do the task you whack me with it)
November 11, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Need one of you to come motivate me with a big stick (if I don’t do the task you whack me with it)
Lured in by Warhammer Blind Boxes because I am ultimately a fucking toddler in a person suit
November 11, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Lured in by Warhammer Blind Boxes because I am ultimately a fucking toddler in a person suit
They’re trying to cancel me for having a peachy arse and a kind heart :(
November 10, 2025 at 10:03 AM
They’re trying to cancel me for having a peachy arse and a kind heart :(
I have had no sleep at all, survived the school run, and almost done with the lecture I had this morning. AMA
November 10, 2025 at 9:48 AM
I have had no sleep at all, survived the school run, and almost done with the lecture I had this morning. AMA
Massive agree, but also big fan of censoring words that don’t actually need c*nsoring, especially if you’ve already used that word uncensored.
writing it "f*ck" sickens me. a coward's curse. say fuck or find a different word. get that nasty starfish asshole out of my sight
November 10, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Massive agree, but also big fan of censoring words that don’t actually need c*nsoring, especially if you’ve already used that word uncensored.
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writing it "f*ck" sickens me. a coward's curse. say fuck or find a different word. get that nasty starfish asshole out of my sight
November 10, 2025 at 4:37 AM
writing it "f*ck" sickens me. a coward's curse. say fuck or find a different word. get that nasty starfish asshole out of my sight
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Funny prank: everyone becomes militantly communist very quickly
October 1, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Funny prank: everyone becomes militantly communist very quickly
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No Venmo in the UK, but this is Vanessa from Ten Minute Power Hour, the one who sat at the side and threw stuff in, if you watched it you like her and probably want her to have access to like chairs and meds and ceilings etc, so see if you've got some spare dosh
I hate having to do this but I’m desperate. I’ve been looking everyday for work but nothing is biting. I’m down $80 and I can’t afford my very needed meds and I definitely can’t afford my home when the first comes next month. I’m drowning in medical debt. Anything helps.
November 10, 2025 at 1:29 AM
No Venmo in the UK, but this is Vanessa from Ten Minute Power Hour, the one who sat at the side and threw stuff in, if you watched it you like her and probably want her to have access to like chairs and meds and ceilings etc, so see if you've got some spare dosh
Oh my god shut up squead
Personally I think it's good to have graphs that measure the economy, so we can know how many people are experiencing personal starvation, and whether that number is going up or down.
November 9, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Oh my god shut up squead
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Survived a kids party gang.
November 8, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Survived a kids party gang.
Aller à la bibliothèque
(Ignore the various tools and bits around my, me and dad are doing shelves for the kitchen, it’s been a process)
(Ignore the various tools and bits around my, me and dad are doing shelves for the kitchen, it’s been a process)
November 7, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Aller à la bibliothèque
(Ignore the various tools and bits around my, me and dad are doing shelves for the kitchen, it’s been a process)
(Ignore the various tools and bits around my, me and dad are doing shelves for the kitchen, it’s been a process)
This one is boss, Scouse youth remains undefeated
some youth called me a "fucking parallelogram" once. how do you recover from that? you just have to concede defeat
November 6, 2025 at 12:56 PM
This one is boss, Scouse youth remains undefeated
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Nah you just gotta curl up haven’t you?
Best shout I’ve heard was “who cuts your hair lad, the council?” (Wasn’t at me, let me state that for a start!)
Best shout I’ve heard was “who cuts your hair lad, the council?” (Wasn’t at me, let me state that for a start!)
November 6, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Nah you just gotta curl up haven’t you?
Best shout I’ve heard was “who cuts your hair lad, the council?” (Wasn’t at me, let me state that for a start!)
Best shout I’ve heard was “who cuts your hair lad, the council?” (Wasn’t at me, let me state that for a start!)
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One of my favourite bits of graffiti in Liverpool was “Ye mas got a slap head and collects footy stickers”
November 6, 2025 at 12:55 PM
One of my favourite bits of graffiti in Liverpool was “Ye mas got a slap head and collects footy stickers”
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Absolutely pathetic. Think of how far this money could go on things the country is crying out for. Not this stupid fucking theatre so Starmer can act like a big boy.
👉NEW -- The UK’s £1 billion Thank You to Uncle Sam
by Richard Norton-Taylor
The UK is set to buy a fleet of US fighter jets that can drop nuclear bombs. The purchase is purely political, say watchdogs
www.declassifieduk.org/the-uks-1-bi...
by Richard Norton-Taylor
The UK is set to buy a fleet of US fighter jets that can drop nuclear bombs. The purchase is purely political, say watchdogs
www.declassifieduk.org/the-uks-1-bi...
The UK’s £1 billion Thank You to Uncle Sam
The UK is set to buy a fleet of US fighter jets that can drop nuclear bombs. The purchase is purely political, say watchdogs
www.declassifieduk.org
November 6, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Absolutely pathetic. Think of how far this money could go on things the country is crying out for. Not this stupid fucking theatre so Starmer can act like a big boy.
I’ve said this, some fellas suit the egg in a nest look. Look at Jason Alexander would’ve looked wild with a full skinhead. Same for Kelsey Grammar.
Too many men shave their heads at the first sign of their hair thinning. Not many people can pull off a shaved look. A lot of guys would look better with the hair they have, even if it's not full & lustrous. Also, let's stop shaming guys for a experiencing normal part of aging.
November 6, 2025 at 11:36 AM
I’ve said this, some fellas suit the egg in a nest look. Look at Jason Alexander would’ve looked wild with a full skinhead. Same for Kelsey Grammar.
See, if they don’t work you’re just not trying hard enough. Guarantee if a Scouse teenager called you a subwoofer or a mousepad you’d have no proper comeback
In vernacular British English, any noun can be used as an insult if it feels right. Just looking around my immediate surroundings, 'you teacup' and 'you plant pot' work, but 'you subwoofer' and 'you mousepad' don't. Same with pastries: donut works, cheese lattice doesn't. Nobody knows why.
November 6, 2025 at 11:31 AM
See, if they don’t work you’re just not trying hard enough. Guarantee if a Scouse teenager called you a subwoofer or a mousepad you’d have no proper comeback
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This auction is now live on eBay.
1500 credit Orlock gang.
9 humans and 2 cyber-mastiffs
(Scenery not included)
www.ebay.co.uk/itm/39722454...
Starting at £50.
Oz will get the money, not me.
DM me if you have any questions.
#Nerdlings
#Necromunda
1500 credit Orlock gang.
9 humans and 2 cyber-mastiffs
(Scenery not included)
www.ebay.co.uk/itm/39722454...
Starting at £50.
Oz will get the money, not me.
DM me if you have any questions.
#Nerdlings
#Necromunda
November 3, 2025 at 5:52 PM
This auction is now live on eBay.
1500 credit Orlock gang.
9 humans and 2 cyber-mastiffs
(Scenery not included)
www.ebay.co.uk/itm/39722454...
Starting at £50.
Oz will get the money, not me.
DM me if you have any questions.
#Nerdlings
#Necromunda
1500 credit Orlock gang.
9 humans and 2 cyber-mastiffs
(Scenery not included)
www.ebay.co.uk/itm/39722454...
Starting at £50.
Oz will get the money, not me.
DM me if you have any questions.
#Nerdlings
#Necromunda
Run out of money, without yet finding a job, which is hell.
Gonna see if they’ll let me have student UC
Gonna see if they’ll let me have student UC
November 1, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Run out of money, without yet finding a job, which is hell.
Gonna see if they’ll let me have student UC
Gonna see if they’ll let me have student UC
The one way it’ll be his making is if he battles him in one on one combat in Trafalgar Square, utterly ending him.
November 1, 2025 at 2:20 PM
The one way it’ll be his making is if he battles him in one on one combat in Trafalgar Square, utterly ending him.
Number 1 Understander of Words right here
"Torment Nexus" comes from this tweet and is often used now to describe the kind of negative experiences you can have with social networks, like getting dogpiled or harassed or being pushed into conflict
November 1, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Number 1 Understander of Words right here
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alright, fun's over. you've got 2 hours to change your username back to its pre-halloween version before the shock collars get activated
November 1, 2025 at 2:11 PM
alright, fun's over. you've got 2 hours to change your username back to its pre-halloween version before the shock collars get activated
Didn’t get any trick or treaters so more sweets for me
October 31, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Didn’t get any trick or treaters so more sweets for me
Very weird thing for a grown man to post.
Men can be into Labrynth too. For uh, other reasons.
October 31, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Very weird thing for a grown man to post.