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32 // he/him // all my posts are goofy.
Free Palestine 🇵🇸
Trans Rights are Human Rights🏳️⚧️
Free Palestine 🇵🇸
Trans Rights are Human Rights🏳️⚧️
Seeing mixed opinions on this 👀
November 11, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Seeing mixed opinions on this 👀
Typo, but they said to leave it as that gives them more time
(The scientists in question)
(The scientists in question)
November 10, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Typo, but they said to leave it as that gives them more time
(The scientists in question)
(The scientists in question)
Aller à la bibliothèque
(Ignore the various tools and bits around my, me and dad are doing shelves for the kitchen, it’s been a process)
(Ignore the various tools and bits around my, me and dad are doing shelves for the kitchen, it’s been a process)
November 7, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Aller à la bibliothèque
(Ignore the various tools and bits around my, me and dad are doing shelves for the kitchen, it’s been a process)
(Ignore the various tools and bits around my, me and dad are doing shelves for the kitchen, it’s been a process)
Stop eating shrimps with the wimps, and come eat mobster with a lobster
October 27, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Stop eating shrimps with the wimps, and come eat mobster with a lobster
Spare a thought for are brave dogs who fought against the evil socialist left wing Nazis
October 24, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Spare a thought for are brave dogs who fought against the evil socialist left wing Nazis
Like girl, is there nowhere better for you to sit????
October 19, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Like girl, is there nowhere better for you to sit????
My hungry ass couldn’t be trusted around the collapsing bean silo
October 19, 2025 at 9:42 AM
My hungry ass couldn’t be trusted around the collapsing bean silo
Did some test paints on a nighthaunt based on advice from Riley, still WIP but I’m a fan of the colours
October 18, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Did some test paints on a nighthaunt based on advice from Riley, still WIP but I’m a fan of the colours
Painting last night were we Zach?
October 17, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Painting last night were we Zach?
Went to a comedy show on Friday and made effort dressing for the first time in a minute, ignore the mess, I’m in the middle of bagging up and donating/throwing so many things.
October 12, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Went to a comedy show on Friday and made effort dressing for the first time in a minute, ignore the mess, I’m in the middle of bagging up and donating/throwing so many things.
Delighted to say, soup is BACK, baybee
October 8, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Delighted to say, soup is BACK, baybee
My proposal for a new flag
October 7, 2025 at 3:32 PM
My proposal for a new flag
Wife asked if we could go McDonald’s for tea, I said sure love. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🍻🍻🍻🍺🍺🍺 #banter #manjokes #justmanlythings #loveownfarts #divorced #notallowedtoseethekids #missyoudenise
October 7, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Wife asked if we could go McDonald’s for tea, I said sure love. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🍻🍻🍻🍺🍺🍺 #banter #manjokes #justmanlythings #loveownfarts #divorced #notallowedtoseethekids #missyoudenise
Hair is doing bits today
October 7, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Hair is doing bits today
No sorry I can't "come over ;)". I only fuck in the comfort of my gaming bed.
September 29, 2025 at 10:02 AM
No sorry I can't "come over ;)". I only fuck in the comfort of my gaming bed.
Mfw I gotta try and get into malice mizer again
September 28, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Mfw I gotta try and get into malice mizer again
Big fan of the Harlequin combat patrol, and I would like it.
September 24, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Big fan of the Harlequin combat patrol, and I would like it.
Absolute whiplash seeing these two posts being the same thread!
September 23, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Absolute whiplash seeing these two posts being the same thread!
What movies do you consider perfect?
(Could’ve included so many here, no Richard Pryor/Gene Wilder outings or what we do in the shadows, but Conan holds such a special place in my heart sorry :()
(Could’ve included so many here, no Richard Pryor/Gene Wilder outings or what we do in the shadows, but Conan holds such a special place in my heart sorry :()
September 22, 2025 at 11:18 AM
What movies do you consider perfect?
(Could’ve included so many here, no Richard Pryor/Gene Wilder outings or what we do in the shadows, but Conan holds such a special place in my heart sorry :()
(Could’ve included so many here, no Richard Pryor/Gene Wilder outings or what we do in the shadows, but Conan holds such a special place in my heart sorry :()