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Free Palestine 🇵🇸
Trans Rights are Human Rights🏳️⚧️
This is going to ruin the world tour
November 12, 2025 at 1:40 PM
This is going to ruin the world tour
Harder than your dick over goldfinches, apparently. Bird botherer.
November 12, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Harder than your dick over goldfinches, apparently. Bird botherer.
You’re more than fair
November 11, 2025 at 3:49 PM
You’re more than fair
Yknow what, I can get behind this actually, you’ve got good taste
November 11, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Yknow what, I can get behind this actually, you’ve got good taste
Seeing mixed opinions on this 👀
November 11, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Seeing mixed opinions on this 👀
He’s well older than five as well, the fucking con artist
November 11, 2025 at 1:03 PM
He’s well older than five as well, the fucking con artist
I want them to go meta. “New “Pringles” flavour Pringles! Now available at some garages!”
November 11, 2025 at 1:02 PM
I want them to go meta. “New “Pringles” flavour Pringles! Now available at some garages!”
That’s been my take on it too. Really does ruin the magic of it
November 11, 2025 at 12:59 PM
That’s been my take on it too. Really does ruin the magic of it
Your first order of business better be to bring back Bodger and Badger or else I’m cancelling you
November 11, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Your first order of business better be to bring back Bodger and Badger or else I’m cancelling you
Shatner also did Common People, that one is special.
November 11, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Shatner also did Common People, that one is special.
Any of Sleep Tokens covers are pretty fucking dire. It’s giving the same thing Ghost do except Ghost are a lot more fun
November 11, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Any of Sleep Tokens covers are pretty fucking dire. It’s giving the same thing Ghost do except Ghost are a lot more fun
Gonna have to do a “Draw an owl bear” thread, but mute it from artists
November 11, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Gonna have to do a “Draw an owl bear” thread, but mute it from artists
She hates this picture, she was going through a lot and tried to cut her own fringe :(
November 10, 2025 at 10:02 AM
She hates this picture, she was going through a lot and tried to cut her own fringe :(
Typo, but they said to leave it as that gives them more time
(The scientists in question)
(The scientists in question)
November 10, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Typo, but they said to leave it as that gives them more time
(The scientists in question)
(The scientists in question)
Hard to say, could be anywhere between 2 and 44. My best scientists are on it and assure me they’ll have an answer by the end of the days
November 10, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Hard to say, could be anywhere between 2 and 44. My best scientists are on it and assure me they’ll have an answer by the end of the days
Honestly would’ve been a great bit if he’d done it intentionally
November 10, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Honestly would’ve been a great bit if he’d done it intentionally