david gabe 🦈
@princegender.bsky.social
yes i'm an actual, certificated educator. 29. demigender/prettyboy
They/He: "He" as in "Not A Girl," & "They" as in "Not A Guy But Ya Gotta Call Me SOMETHING"
new to being a hockey fan/mtg player/human being
Salty about being allergic to nuts
They/He: "He" as in "Not A Girl," & "They" as in "Not A Guy But Ya Gotta Call Me SOMETHING"
new to being a hockey fan/mtg player/human being
Salty about being allergic to nuts
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Donate to Help Sophie and Ruben Rebuild After Fire, organized by Sophie Stuckle
Hello, my name is Sophie. On October 30th, me and my partner Ruben lost everyt… Sophie Stuckle needs your support for Help Sophie and Ruben Rebuild After Fire
gofund.me
My friend Ruben is more than halfway to his goal, even a couple of bucks would help.
They've got a bunch of cats, if that pulls at your heartstrings.
gofund.me/cc04f376b
They've got a bunch of cats, if that pulls at your heartstrings.
gofund.me/cc04f376b
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MACKLIN CELEBRINI HAT TRICK!!! 🎩🎩🎩
November 19, 2025 at 5:52 AM
MACKLIN CELEBRINI HAT TRICK!!! 🎩🎩🎩
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The U.S. House approves bill (427-1) to force the release of the Epstein files, sending it to the Senate.
November 18, 2025 at 8:14 PM
The U.S. House approves bill (427-1) to force the release of the Epstein files, sending it to the Senate.
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Free speech is more than me being allowed to say what I want. Everyone also has to like it and tell me I'm a smart and handsome boy
November 18, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Free speech is more than me being allowed to say what I want. Everyone also has to like it and tell me I'm a smart and handsome boy
it's a rule of the universe that when you're feeling low your mom comes over and says something terrible like "are you ever going to go back to school and finish your degree?"
for context i fully graduated with my bachelor's of science a few fucking years ago
for context i fully graduated with my bachelor's of science a few fucking years ago
November 18, 2025 at 2:32 AM
it's a rule of the universe that when you're feeling low your mom comes over and says something terrible like "are you ever going to go back to school and finish your degree?"
for context i fully graduated with my bachelor's of science a few fucking years ago
for context i fully graduated with my bachelor's of science a few fucking years ago
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guillermo del toro understands me
November 17, 2025 at 5:38 AM
guillermo del toro understands me
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17/11/25 - nocturn
November 17, 2025 at 8:04 PM
17/11/25 - nocturn
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I don't have "too many tabs open." My tabs are flourishing. Healthy. Bountiful. The ecosystem is thriving.
November 17, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I don't have "too many tabs open." My tabs are flourishing. Healthy. Bountiful. The ecosystem is thriving.
sick of getting razorburn on my tattoo so i caved and got whatever electric shaver tiktok's been pushing on me and daaaamn. The rest of my leg can be hairy as it likes, my beautiful ink is smooth and perfect 🦵🏼🦵🏼 🪽 🗡️💉
November 17, 2025 at 10:03 PM
sick of getting razorburn on my tattoo so i caved and got whatever electric shaver tiktok's been pushing on me and daaaamn. The rest of my leg can be hairy as it likes, my beautiful ink is smooth and perfect 🦵🏼🦵🏼 🪽 🗡️💉
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I believe in all of us. Not next year tho, that's too soon.
November 16, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I believe in all of us. Not next year tho, that's too soon.
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PINHEAD: we have such sights to show you
ME: hmmm…. are they good or bad
PINHEAD: mostly bad
ME: right
PINHEAD: …but that can feel good
ME: yeah no thanks
ME: hmmm…. are they good or bad
PINHEAD: mostly bad
ME: right
PINHEAD: …but that can feel good
ME: yeah no thanks
November 16, 2025 at 4:32 AM
PINHEAD: we have such sights to show you
ME: hmmm…. are they good or bad
PINHEAD: mostly bad
ME: right
PINHEAD: …but that can feel good
ME: yeah no thanks
ME: hmmm…. are they good or bad
PINHEAD: mostly bad
ME: right
PINHEAD: …but that can feel good
ME: yeah no thanks
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Here's how much rain the atmospheric river has dumped on Southern California...so far
Here’s how much rain the atmospheric river has dumped on Southern California…so far
The National Weather Service released updated rain totals on Sunday morning after a major atmospheric river storm drenched Southern California this weekend, and the storm is not over just yet. NWS …
ktla.com
November 16, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Here's how much rain the atmospheric river has dumped on Southern California...so far
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With midterms approaching, I think a lot of folks have figured out that they don’t want to get a day job and they’re not pretty enough for Fox News
November 16, 2025 at 5:08 PM
With midterms approaching, I think a lot of folks have figured out that they don’t want to get a day job and they’re not pretty enough for Fox News
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Report: Oyster Cracker–Wise, Nation Doing Pretty Good https://theonion.com/report-oyster-cracker-wise-nation-doing-pretty-good-1819578214/
November 16, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Report: Oyster Cracker–Wise, Nation Doing Pretty Good https://theonion.com/report-oyster-cracker-wise-nation-doing-pretty-good-1819578214/
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Darkmode shark techwear set 🦈 Should we make this real?
November 13, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Darkmode shark techwear set 🦈 Should we make this real?
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Women in 80s slashers love calling their boyfriend a “jerk”
November 16, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Women in 80s slashers love calling their boyfriend a “jerk”
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your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️
November 15, 2025 at 12:50 AM
your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️
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Vine is being rebooted under the name diVine, with funding from Twitter’s former CEO Jack Dorsey.
The app plans to feature more than 10,000 previously archived Vines and does not allow AI-generated content.
(divine.video)
The app plans to feature more than 10,000 previously archived Vines and does not allow AI-generated content.
(divine.video)
November 13, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Vine is being rebooted under the name diVine, with funding from Twitter’s former CEO Jack Dorsey.
The app plans to feature more than 10,000 previously archived Vines and does not allow AI-generated content.
(divine.video)
The app plans to feature more than 10,000 previously archived Vines and does not allow AI-generated content.
(divine.video)
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Sadly, the most obvious "tell" that these deportation videos are AI generated slop is that the ICE agents show their faces.
The most horrifying AI slop of ICE raids you can possibly imagine is wildly viral on Facebook, collectively totaling tens of millions of views from a single account. First spotted by @chadloder.bsky.social
www.404media.co/ai-generated...
www.404media.co/ai-generated...
AI-Generated Videos of ICE Raids Are Wildly Viral on Facebook
An account is spamming horrific, dehumanizing videos of immigration enforcement because the Facebook algorithm is rewarding them for it.
www.404media.co
November 12, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Sadly, the most obvious "tell" that these deportation videos are AI generated slop is that the ICE agents show their faces.
there's actually a significant circle of my friends where I'm not considered unhinged at all! I'm the boring normie! How refreshing and strange to be Basic™ ☺️
#I'mTheMostNormalPersonAlive
#I'mTheMostNormalPersonAlive
November 13, 2025 at 6:24 AM
there's actually a significant circle of my friends where I'm not considered unhinged at all! I'm the boring normie! How refreshing and strange to be Basic™ ☺️
#I'mTheMostNormalPersonAlive
#I'mTheMostNormalPersonAlive
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I like a smoked Gouda, but not like this.
Patent pending: cheese filtered cigarettes
November 12, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I like a smoked Gouda, but not like this.
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Macklin Celebrini joined a pair of NHL legends in elite historical company as the scorching-hot Sharks won their fourth consecutive game 🙌
Macklin Celebrini joins legendary NHL company as red-hot Sharks win fourth straight in OT thriller
Macklin Celebrini joined a pair of NHL legend's in elite company during the San Jose Sharks' 2-1 overtime win over the Minnesota Wild on Tuesday.
www.nbcsportsbayarea.com
November 12, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Macklin Celebrini joined a pair of NHL legends in elite historical company as the scorching-hot Sharks won their fourth consecutive game 🙌
Let two people read my latest poetry zine like weeeeeeeks ago and I got one noncommittal "oh i haven't finished it yet" and then dead freakin silence from the other 😭 can't believe i used to have the balls to sell my work, man
#appropriatelyHumbled
#appropriatelyHumbled
November 12, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Let two people read my latest poetry zine like weeeeeeeks ago and I got one noncommittal "oh i haven't finished it yet" and then dead freakin silence from the other 😭 can't believe i used to have the balls to sell my work, man
#appropriatelyHumbled
#appropriatelyHumbled
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#InterviewWithTheVampire was released on this day, 31 years ago.
November 11, 2025 at 11:17 AM
#InterviewWithTheVampire was released on this day, 31 years ago.
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Then Toad poured a glass of water over his head.
November 10, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Then Toad poured a glass of water over his head.