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princegender.bsky.social
david gabe 🦈
@princegender.bsky.social
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yes i'm an actual, certificated educator. 29. demigender/prettyboy
They/He: "He" as in "Not A Girl," & "They" as in "Not A Guy But Ya Gotta Call Me SOMETHING"
new to being a hockey fan/mtg player/human being

Salty about being allergic to nuts
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Couldn't help myself, here's a better version
David showing off all their shark themed MtG cards, which now stands for Mi tiburón genial
December 1, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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Whatever. Attacks you with a million flying sharks
#MTGactuallyStandsFor
#miTiburónGenial
Magic the Gathering card edited to read "Mi tiburón genial," and have several shark themed cards behind David who holds their arms out in excitement to show off their deck. Cards from left to right: Loan Shark z Voracious Greatshark, Brallin Skyshark Rider and Shabraz the Skyshark, Captain Howler Sea Scourge, Shark Typhoon.
December 1, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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>:) love getting updates when Stols goes to the game shop bc 9 times out of 10 i get a message about a new shark card for meeeeeeee
#MTGstandsFor #MyTiburónGame
David's boyfriend's hand holding three Magic cards. One's a boring swamp, ’cause they play Orzhov but whatever! The other cards! One is Captain Howler Sea Scourge, a tattooed and beefy humanoid shark pirate. And the other is Voracious Greatshark, and Jesus Christ i just realized is that shit a beautiful rainbow foil? Oh my god this is the best day ever
November 30, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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MtG card "Swords to Plowshares," which originally reads "Exile target creature. Its controller gains life equal to its power." It now simply reads, "Exile Lio"
November 25, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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I LOVE SHARK TYPHOON!!!! It's in my Brallin & Shabraz commander deck, and also the 60 card deck I learned to play on 🦈
I've got plans to look for Marauding Mako and Captain Howler Sea Scourge at a local card store tomorrow, too :D
Mana Box screenshot of a Simic (green, blue) deck's card list. The deck is named "Sharknado," and among the cards there is four Shark Typhoon cards
November 25, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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alright gay people. i have THREE mtg decks now, and i SORT OF know how to play and EVERYONE HATES MY CUTE LIL GUYS 😭

🥺 Stolas tried my favorite commander deck out at the card store last night and everyone wanted to kill them with a brick (exaggeration) 🌪️ 🦈 🪽 💙❤️🤍
Screenshot of mtg app Mana Box, showing three decks Blood in the Water; a Jeskai (blue, red, white) commander deck The Power of Friendship & Extreme Violence: Ms. Bumbleflower; a Bant (green, white, blue) commander deck Sharknado; a Simic (green, blue) deck
November 24, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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are you kidding me this is the best day at work ever YIPPE 🦈
Kindergarten classroom. On the massive TV there is footage of an oceanic whitetip shark (Carcharhinus longimanus).
November 7, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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remembering the last time i had peanut butter the same way vampires recall the final sunrise of their mortal life
#NoNutNever
November 4, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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CVS gives you a CD with your disposable camera pictures on it now??? Here's me swinging a giant hammer at my friends at the Ren Faire
David at the Renaissance faire: knee length boots, poets shirt cinched in with a laced up bodice, giant fuckjng foam hammer getting swung at a friend who's barely standing out of frame. I got my ass handed to me during that fight and i had so much fun i almost didn't care.
November 4, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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Kiké Hernandez in a lump on the ground
November 2, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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thank you Wills Smiths
Will Smith of the NHL's San Jose Sharks Will Smith of the MLB's Los Angeles Dodgers
October 29, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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What I look like in my mind (Oct ’24) and what I look like in people's eyes (Oct ’25)

spent the last month convinced anything i ate was going to send me into anaphylaxis (it shows on my face)
(Apparently that's my face)

Don't say i look good i lost an unhealthy amount of weight very quickly!!!
David taking a mirror selfie before going to an internet friend's wedding. Dark brown hair cut into a short, chin-length bob. Their cheeks and chin are round. They have a few rings on their fingers. David taking a mirror selfie at home. Their hair is shoulder-length and very pale blonde with faded orange dye. Their face and jawline are. Well. The word i want to use is "haggard" but I guess I can say... Skinnier than before. They only have one ring on, which is different than the previous picture. Because my fingers shrunk like dying, shriveled asparagus. Am I dying. Am I sick. Who am i anymore. This doesn't feel like my body. These clothes don't fit the way they should. I keep losing things that don't fit anymore. Do i fit anymore?
October 28, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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JUST WALK OUT you can leave!!! work, social thing, movies, home, class, dentist, clothes shoppi, too fancy weed store, cops if your quick, friend ships, MARRIAGE IF IT SUCKS... HIT DA BRICKS!! real winners quit White bubble letters on exploding blue background reading Yay for divorce
October 15, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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Cashiers will see me with my beloved $7 sawed off foot from Michael's and say that I'm really weird and also the Saw movies were traumatic and that I'm too excited to buy it

ANYWAYS I love my sawed off foot hashtag #mysawedofffoot
David, grinning big time, holding up a plastic sawed off foot attached to a plastic shackle. It's wearing his shoe (and he's wearing slippers with Billy the Puppet of Saw franchise fame). The Snapchat caption reads: I LOVE MY SAWED OFF FOOT 🪚🦶🏼🧩 Also there's an art print of Chappell Roan in Billy the Puppet makeup putting Amanda Young (from Saw) in the reverse bear trap. The title reads "Good Luck, Babe!" and the smaller caption of "you should have just called her baby!" is cut off. But it's important you know it's there. David holding a battery operated candle and grinning smugly. The plastic foot is now dangling from the ceiling. The Snapchat caption reads: Good morning from #mySawedOffFoot 🪚🦶🏼🧩🫀
October 11, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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watching my sister make lunch and trying to live vicariously through her while still recovering from yesterday's scary sesame allergic reaction
Hector Barbossa from Pirates of the Caribbean, I'm pretty sure I got the right screengrab of the scene where he's getting Elizabeth Swan to eat food he cannot. He holds out a green apple, but instead of "and one of the apples, those next," it reads "and then some of the sesame oil, add that next." Pretty sure I'm REALLY allergic to sesame
September 28, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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Sexuality is a spectrum, i guess?????
Here's, apparently, my most cishet to "a different coworker has begun to treat me verrrry differently since she found out my name is not a girl's name"
Ignore the septum piercing! David's simply a blond person with tastefully wispy bangs and a low ponytail. How do you do, fellow Normal People? Whoa there, buddy. Just because David's wearing a flannel doesn't mean they're a lesbian! Look! Their shoulder length blonde hair is down in an overprocessed long bob. Oh damn. David's shaved sides are contrasting against their blond hair- an undercut?? All along??? AND their jeans have rainbow patches??? Queer vampire testing out their outfit for the My Chemical Romance concert. Jesus wept
September 26, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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soooooo obsessed with this art i got at a queer marketplace in Portland, cannot stop myself from taking selfies with it.
it's by MirageCollage on Instagram and she's awesome
BeReal of David eyeballing the art on the artist's table. Everything is a colorful collage on different objects, like vases and placards. David bought one of the pieces! It's a green wooden base with two hands holding heart shaped lollipops. Cut out letters spell the message "find the love you are looking for" Selfie in front of the art, now stuck on a wooden set of drawers so it's seen every time the drawer is used. Another selfie because this shit fucks
September 7, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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the irony of the universe to have this be delivered 4 days early to arrive just as i was posting that skeet
David, upset and showing off their new rainbow medical alert bracelet.
September 1, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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Like this
Reaching out Grabbing Twisting
August 21, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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the kevlar bite sleeves add a lil Jenny Says Quoi to the ’fit
Bathroom selfie at work. David's wearing a shirt that says "special education dream team," but the stylistic choice for word arrangement makes it technically read as "special dream team education." Cut resistant sleeves made from kevlar cover their arms from above their elbow down to their knuckles. These are helpful when working with students who bite and scratch. The school name on David's school lanyard has been blurred out. Same outfit as before but with a loose fitting plaid shirt over it, so that teeth get caught in the extra fabric and not flesh. (This did not help as much as I hoped and i did bleed that day.)
August 21, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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Still mourning i didn't steal my friend's LS Dunes shirt 😔
LS Dunes Benadryl Subreddit shirt
July 30, 2025 at 5:02 AM
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"how was the concert" i cried so hard that my eye makeup ran and dyed my contact lenses blood red

#longlivetheblackparade
Corrective lenses not used for cosmetic purposes. They're stained red.
July 13, 2025 at 7:30 AM
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I hope they play Hot To Go
My Chemical Romance 2025 stadium tour hoodie listing their locations
July 12, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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oh NOW you work again
Closeup of my cd player, which is happily playing my CD despite refusing to turn on for 12 hours on fresh batteries
July 7, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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had to buy a new(old) one. I was DEVASTATED
Screenshot of ebay order confirmation: buying a new portable cd player
July 7, 2025 at 4:28 AM