david gabe 🦈
@princegender.bsky.social
yes i'm an actual, certificated educator. 30. demigender/prettyboy
They/He: "He" as in "Not A Girl," & "They" as in "Not A Guy But Ya Gotta Call Me SOMETHING"
new to being a hockey fan/mtg player/human being
Salty about being allergic to nuts
They/He: "He" as in "Not A Girl," & "They" as in "Not A Guy But Ya Gotta Call Me SOMETHING"
new to being a hockey fan/mtg player/human being
Salty about being allergic to nuts
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Donate to Help Sophie and Ruben Rebuild After Fire, organized by Sophie Stuckle
Hello, my name is Sophie. On October 30th, me and my partner Ruben lost everyt… Sophie Stuckle needs your support for Help Sophie and Ruben Rebuild After Fire
gofund.me
My friend Ruben is more than halfway to his goal, even a couple of bucks would help.
They've got a bunch of cats, if that pulls at your heartstrings.
gofund.me/cc04f376b
They've got a bunch of cats, if that pulls at your heartstrings.
gofund.me/cc04f376b
peanut allergy is inconvenient not bc the constant fear of death thing but bc i hate purses and have to carry around my EpiPens wherever I go
December 20, 2025 at 9:06 PM
peanut allergy is inconvenient not bc the constant fear of death thing but bc i hate purses and have to carry around my EpiPens wherever I go
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My response to anything over the next two weeks
December 18, 2025 at 6:10 PM
My response to anything over the next two weeks
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Just two points shy of passing Mario Lemieux for the most points in /penguins history. 🐧
Does Sidney Crosby get it done tonight?
Does Sidney Crosby get it done tonight?
December 19, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Just two points shy of passing Mario Lemieux for the most points in /penguins history. 🐧
Does Sidney Crosby get it done tonight?
Does Sidney Crosby get it done tonight?
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"I'm a monster, you're a monster... oh, we're a perfect match!" [oc]
December 17, 2025 at 8:10 PM
"I'm a monster, you're a monster... oh, we're a perfect match!" [oc]
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As I've said before. You can make anything for your Christmas tree
December 18, 2025 at 3:52 PM
As I've said before. You can make anything for your Christmas tree
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This is my sad time of day. It is the time when I wait for the mail to come. It always makes me very unhappy.
December 18, 2025 at 2:37 AM
This is my sad time of day. It is the time when I wait for the mail to come. It always makes me very unhappy.
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MY 4-YEAR OLD: *calmly, while coloring a picture of the Grinch* If baby grinches die, we can eat them. If they’re clean. That’s ok
December 17, 2025 at 7:56 PM
MY 4-YEAR OLD: *calmly, while coloring a picture of the Grinch* If baby grinches die, we can eat them. If they’re clean. That’s ok
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California DMV could halt Tesla sales for 30 days over ‘autopilot’ false advertising claims
California DMV could halt Tesla sales for 30 days over ‘autopilot’ false advertising claims
Tesla could lose its license to sell vehicles in California for 30 days if it fails to correct advertising claims for its self-driving and autopilot features, which the state found to violate state…
ktla.com
December 18, 2025 at 1:00 AM
California DMV could halt Tesla sales for 30 days over ‘autopilot’ false advertising claims
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Lord, I see what you've done for others. It’s real sick shit, frankly. You belong in jail.
December 17, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Lord, I see what you've done for others. It’s real sick shit, frankly. You belong in jail.
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BREAKING: Skate Canada is boycotting Alberta over the province's ban on Trans women competing in women's sports.
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
Skate Canada to stop holding national, international events in Alberta | CBC News
Skate Canada says it will no longer host major events in Alberta following a review of the province's legislation on the participation of transgender athletes in women's sport.
www.cbc.ca
December 16, 2025 at 6:54 PM
BREAKING: Skate Canada is boycotting Alberta over the province's ban on Trans women competing in women's sports.
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
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every year around christmas time the ballet dancers who play the rats in the nutcracker come out with a series of unexplained banger tiktok videos and anyway this is my favorite part of the holiday season
December 14, 2024 at 5:06 PM
every year around christmas time the ballet dancers who play the rats in the nutcracker come out with a series of unexplained banger tiktok videos and anyway this is my favorite part of the holiday season
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ah yes welcome to the holiday season where any coloring page u print from the internet for your classroom is made with the water destroying robot
December 17, 2025 at 1:39 AM
ah yes welcome to the holiday season where any coloring page u print from the internet for your classroom is made with the water destroying robot
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Today Now! Save Money By Taking A Vacation Entirely In Your Mind
December 16, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Today Now! Save Money By Taking A Vacation Entirely In Your Mind
unfortunately came across a sold out pair of frog themed shoes i loved named "Fwoggy Woggy" and began chanting that so miserably that my sister and i are trapped in a Fwoggy Woggy Vocal Stim Death Spiral
December 16, 2025 at 5:39 AM
unfortunately came across a sold out pair of frog themed shoes i loved named "Fwoggy Woggy" and began chanting that so miserably that my sister and i are trapped in a Fwoggy Woggy Vocal Stim Death Spiral
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hurry up and get around to this winter solstice let’s wrap up this eternal night bullshit asap
December 16, 2025 at 1:29 AM
hurry up and get around to this winter solstice let’s wrap up this eternal night bullshit asap
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Cackling Referee Declares Penalty For Pass Interference Shall Be 10,000 Years Of Winter https://theonion.com/cackling-referee-declares-penalty-for-pass-interference-shall-be-10000-years-of-winter/
December 16, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Cackling Referee Declares Penalty For Pass Interference Shall Be 10,000 Years Of Winter https://theonion.com/cackling-referee-declares-penalty-for-pass-interference-shall-be-10000-years-of-winter/
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what is wrong with you
December 15, 2025 at 8:34 PM
what is wrong with you
He told my sister that it's not dangerous and he won't be stopping doing any of that because my ✌🏼 "nut allergy" ✌🏼 is entirely psychosomatic!
so i rescind my previous statement and instead would like To Have On The Record That I Think He's TRYING TO HARM ME ON PURPOSE.
so i rescind my previous statement and instead would like To Have On The Record That I Think He's TRYING TO HARM ME ON PURPOSE.
if i go into anaphylaxis and die i need everyone to know I'm not careless at home, my dad just started buying the 2lb jars in a strange coincidence after i was diagnosed with a peanut allergy—
December 15, 2025 at 10:39 AM
He told my sister that it's not dangerous and he won't be stopping doing any of that because my ✌🏼 "nut allergy" ✌🏼 is entirely psychosomatic!
so i rescind my previous statement and instead would like To Have On The Record That I Think He's TRYING TO HARM ME ON PURPOSE.
so i rescind my previous statement and instead would like To Have On The Record That I Think He's TRYING TO HARM ME ON PURPOSE.
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My friend Ruben is more than halfway to his goal, even a couple of bucks would help.
They've got a bunch of cats, if that pulls at your heartstrings.
gofund.me/cc04f376b
They've got a bunch of cats, if that pulls at your heartstrings.
gofund.me/cc04f376b
Donate to Help Sophie and Ruben Rebuild After Fire, organized by Sophie Stuckle
Hello, my name is Sophie. On October 30th, me and my partner Ruben lost everyt… Sophie Stuckle needs your support for Help Sophie and Ruben Rebuild After Fire
gofund.me
November 2, 2025 at 6:09 PM
My friend Ruben is more than halfway to his goal, even a couple of bucks would help.
They've got a bunch of cats, if that pulls at your heartstrings.
gofund.me/cc04f376b
They've got a bunch of cats, if that pulls at your heartstrings.
gofund.me/cc04f376b
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finally reading interview with the vampire after reading the vampire lestat three times and so far the opening is kind of light on lestat
November 8, 2025 at 2:56 PM
finally reading interview with the vampire after reading the vampire lestat three times and so far the opening is kind of light on lestat
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A fun fact about the Candyman movies is that the first two had a renowned Bee Guy doing Bee Wrangling for the films but with the third movie Candyman Day of the Dead being low budget they assumed they couldn’t afford the renowned Bee Man but he was like “no…this is about the bees” and came back
December 6, 2025 at 11:56 AM
A fun fact about the Candyman movies is that the first two had a renowned Bee Guy doing Bee Wrangling for the films but with the third movie Candyman Day of the Dead being low budget they assumed they couldn’t afford the renowned Bee Man but he was like “no…this is about the bees” and came back
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bee guys are like that. when the diamondbacks noticed a bee swarm forming on the home plate netting before a game, their bee guy left his own kid's baseball game to drive 2 hours into the city so he could calm, vacuum, and remove the bees safely. they made a baseball card of him after the fact
December 6, 2025 at 12:19 PM
bee guys are like that. when the diamondbacks noticed a bee swarm forming on the home plate netting before a game, their bee guy left his own kid's baseball game to drive 2 hours into the city so he could calm, vacuum, and remove the bees safely. they made a baseball card of him after the fact
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Superman catching an Israeli missile, stopping it from hitting Palestinian civilians, a la that one famous shot from Superman for All Seasons for @rassilonsintern.bsky.social thank you for donating to @dcforgaza.bsky.social
From the river to the sea 🍉
#Art #DCcomics #Superman #Artsky
From the river to the sea 🍉
#Art #DCcomics #Superman #Artsky
October 16, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Superman catching an Israeli missile, stopping it from hitting Palestinian civilians, a la that one famous shot from Superman for All Seasons for @rassilonsintern.bsky.social thank you for donating to @dcforgaza.bsky.social
From the river to the sea 🍉
#Art #DCcomics #Superman #Artsky
From the river to the sea 🍉
#Art #DCcomics #Superman #Artsky
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day 1 is "penzeys revolution blend" and i cant stop laughing at "we have to GET RID of this lying, cheating, CORRUPT SCUMBAG PRESIDENT!! RESIST! REVOLT! REVOLUTION NOW!! good on roast poultry and carrots"
December 2, 2025 at 12:59 AM
day 1 is "penzeys revolution blend" and i cant stop laughing at "we have to GET RID of this lying, cheating, CORRUPT SCUMBAG PRESIDENT!! RESIST! REVOLT! REVOLUTION NOW!! good on roast poultry and carrots"