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Chris
@pnoodles.bsky.social
ADHD brained retro tech geek. Lapsed obsessed cyclist, hip-hop afficanado. Posting cat pics to save the world!

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A view of the Eildon Hills this morning. I'll add a pic from the same spot every time I do the little walk around my village in 2025.
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Bringing the Noise and bringing down the house at the house at the Austrian House at the Olympics #Olympics2026
February 13, 2026 at 10:35 PM
Golden sunlight 🙏
February 14, 2026 at 11:19 AM
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the photo and headline framing make it seem like their gay love affair has rocked the foundations of the Beckham family
February 14, 2026 at 11:03 AM
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Oh no, terrible news. Simon Harris was absolutely critical to the early development of UK hip-hop. Musician, DJ, producer and label boss at THE essential late 80s UK label Music of Life. Fly high Simon.

youtu.be/CMFoTj35a3k?...
February 14, 2026 at 10:37 AM
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Well, happy 13th birthday to this immaculately timed headline
February 14, 2026 at 10:49 AM
I'm not watching the olympics but I'm loving the skeets.
February 13, 2026 at 10:02 PM
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Everyone's talking about Rayman? Here's the stupidly expensive GOAT.
February 13, 2026 at 9:29 PM
Wow, this is genuinely great, especially if you enjoy your late 80s, 90s hip-hop. Don't let the Bobby Digital thing put you off 😂.
Bobby Digital Presents: Juice Crew - Album by RZA
Listen to Bobby Digital Presents: Juice Crew by RZA on YouTube Music - a dedicated music app with official songs, music videos, remixes, covers, and more.
music.youtube.com
February 13, 2026 at 5:54 PM
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the energy i'm bringing to this weekend
February 13, 2026 at 5:42 PM
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In today's "things I covet" 👇

Metal and leather straight-back dresser trunk, c.1890. It converted from steamer trunk to dresser so the traveler was not required to unpack.
February 13, 2026 at 1:04 PM
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The woman who set fire to the ICE warehouse committed arson in open-toed shoes. That is not someone with whom you should fuck.
February 13, 2026 at 5:31 PM
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So the +2A is now playing anything I throw at it, this game takes 13 minutes to load from tape, but what a game, all time classic!
R-Type (1989)
February 13, 2026 at 5:35 PM
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I remember it being a big deal when I noticed that pretty much all footballers were younger than me. Now it’s the managers who are…

🙂😂😢😭👴🏻💀
February 13, 2026 at 4:23 PM
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Bury the billionaires! 🚽😼

Get the sticker: mcapriglione.art
February 13, 2026 at 1:37 AM
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Reddit comment by someone who (allegedly etc) worked for the UK royals, mentioning a supportive, jokey card from Charles to Andrew with a BJ joke on the front. This was AFTER the accusations started.

First thread they mentioned this in disappeared, but IMO it has the ring of truth
February 13, 2026 at 4:04 PM
Busy week at work done and I'm done in. Nowt on this weekend tho so I'll be spending quality time with my cats if you need me.
February 13, 2026 at 4:00 PM
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February 13, 2026 at 1:48 PM
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TADAH!
February 13, 2026 at 2:14 PM
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Katydid’s next neurologist checkup is on Monday. They’ll pull blood to check the levels of her new phenobarbital dose. And go over the side effects she’s been having.

All sales from my Etsy shop will help me afford her care

mindysperson.etsy.com
February 13, 2026 at 12:46 PM
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February 13, 2026 at 3:44 PM
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The local office has a new policy trying to get ppl to think about lifestyles, making sure all the office ergonomics are right etc etc

They’ve been sucked in by this company called Bloon which sell posh pilates balls, to help back issues

I already had one, about €10 from Lidl
Bloom is 20x more 🤯
February 13, 2026 at 3:47 PM
Scots word I've learned today - Nithered: Very cold; shrivelled with cold.

Chef told me his fingers were nithered.
February 13, 2026 at 1:34 PM
Starmer can't stop winning 😂. The court decision against the government for Palestine Action this morning has proper put a spring in my step.
February 13, 2026 at 10:29 AM
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A court has ruled that the government's authoritarian ban on Palestine Action was unlawful.

Time to stop criminalising the people protesting a genocide - and start ending the UK's complicity.
February 13, 2026 at 10:22 AM
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“Palestine Action is the first civil disobedience organisation that does not advocate for violence to be proscribed by the British Government as a ‘terrorist’ group, in a Trumpian abuse of power which would have seen this Labour Government proscribe the Suffragettes": Ammori.
February 13, 2026 at 10:20 AM