Chris
@pnoodles.bsky.social
ADHD brained retro tech geek. Lapsed obsessed cyclist, hip-hop afficanado. Posting cat pics to save the world!
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Chris
@pnoodles.bsky.social
· Jan 6
A view of the Eildon Hills this morning. I'll add a pic from the same spot every time I do the little walk around my village in 2025.
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Boomers grew rich as their economies were financialised, turning them into 'mini capitalists' who cared more about asset prices than wages.
But the financial boom that made them wealthy was a one-off - and the next generation will never catch up.
open.substack.com/pub/gracebla...
But the financial boom that made them wealthy was a one-off - and the next generation will never catch up.
open.substack.com/pub/gracebla...
What I read this week
More dispatches from the K-shaped recovery...
open.substack.com
February 20, 2026 at 12:10 PM
Boomers grew rich as their economies were financialised, turning them into 'mini capitalists' who cared more about asset prices than wages.
But the financial boom that made them wealthy was a one-off - and the next generation will never catch up.
open.substack.com/pub/gracebla...
But the financial boom that made them wealthy was a one-off - and the next generation will never catch up.
open.substack.com/pub/gracebla...
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Real 90s girls always knew she sucked. Thoroughly horrible vibes from the start, and then there was that whole bizarre episode where she appeared to be keeping four Japanese women as pets
it’s so cool everything is either a scam or designed to take away human rights or both now
February 20, 2026 at 9:00 AM
Real 90s girls always knew she sucked. Thoroughly horrible vibes from the start, and then there was that whole bizarre episode where she appeared to be keeping four Japanese women as pets
Missy, the little thief, doesn't want me to work today.
February 20, 2026 at 8:45 AM
Missy, the little thief, doesn't want me to work today.
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anyway good night
February 20, 2026 at 5:58 AM
anyway good night
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This is Minneapolis:
The weekly newsletter from our elementary school includes:
-summer school registration link
-link to our mutual aid fund
-MN Attorney General federal action report form (to share how we've been impacted by ICE)
-Know Your Rights information
-resources for food insecurity
The weekly newsletter from our elementary school includes:
-summer school registration link
-link to our mutual aid fund
-MN Attorney General federal action report form (to share how we've been impacted by ICE)
-Know Your Rights information
-resources for food insecurity
February 20, 2026 at 3:39 AM
This is Minneapolis:
The weekly newsletter from our elementary school includes:
-summer school registration link
-link to our mutual aid fund
-MN Attorney General federal action report form (to share how we've been impacted by ICE)
-Know Your Rights information
-resources for food insecurity
The weekly newsletter from our elementary school includes:
-summer school registration link
-link to our mutual aid fund
-MN Attorney General federal action report form (to share how we've been impacted by ICE)
-Know Your Rights information
-resources for food insecurity
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Reform will try to sell you that it's a fight between left and right.
Green Party will remind you that it's really a fight between top and bottom.
Green Party will remind you that it's really a fight between top and bottom.
February 19, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Reform will try to sell you that it's a fight between left and right.
Green Party will remind you that it's really a fight between top and bottom.
Green Party will remind you that it's really a fight between top and bottom.
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Reporter: Do aliens exist?
Obama: *chuckles* Technically no, a time ghoul is from Earth. Just not today’s Earth
Obama: *chuckles* Technically no, a time ghoul is from Earth. Just not today’s Earth
February 20, 2026 at 3:57 AM
Reporter: Do aliens exist?
Obama: *chuckles* Technically no, a time ghoul is from Earth. Just not today’s Earth
Obama: *chuckles* Technically no, a time ghoul is from Earth. Just not today’s Earth
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GREEN GAIN
Stoneygate has chosen HOPE. Aasiya Bora is elected with 30% of the vote.
Stoneygate has chosen HOPE. Aasiya Bora is elected with 30% of the vote.
February 20, 2026 at 12:53 AM
GREEN GAIN
Stoneygate has chosen HOPE. Aasiya Bora is elected with 30% of the vote.
Stoneygate has chosen HOPE. Aasiya Bora is elected with 30% of the vote.
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Professor Chunkalunk from the University of CAT is here to answer all your questions on the topic of anything
February 19, 2026 at 2:14 PM
Professor Chunkalunk from the University of CAT is here to answer all your questions on the topic of anything
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Oh, the grand old duke of york
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February 19, 2026 at 11:06 AM
Oh, the grand old duke of york
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Yeah I love your twerk Bertie!😹
February 18, 2026 at 4:50 PM
Yeah I love your twerk Bertie!😹
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If that looks like a normal photo of Adele to you - please turn it upside-down.
SORRY. Sorry if that made you jump. It's *alarming*, yes.
This is called the Thatcher illusion, first discovered at the University of York in 1980...
12/
SORRY. Sorry if that made you jump. It's *alarming*, yes.
This is called the Thatcher illusion, first discovered at the University of York in 1980...
12/
November 13, 2024 at 12:21 PM
If that looks like a normal photo of Adele to you - please turn it upside-down.
SORRY. Sorry if that made you jump. It's *alarming*, yes.
This is called the Thatcher illusion, first discovered at the University of York in 1980...
12/
SORRY. Sorry if that made you jump. It's *alarming*, yes.
This is called the Thatcher illusion, first discovered at the University of York in 1980...
12/
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New video! Look at this man's glorious poodle hair.
youtube.com/watch?v=B2t9WjdJEWE&feature=youtu.be
youtube.com/watch?v=B2t9WjdJEWE&feature=youtu.be
ONE HIT WONDERLAND: "Seasons in the Sun" by Terry Jacks
YouTube video by Todd in the Shadows
youtube.com
February 19, 2026 at 2:22 AM
New video! Look at this man's glorious poodle hair.
youtube.com/watch?v=B2t9WjdJEWE&feature=youtu.be
youtube.com/watch?v=B2t9WjdJEWE&feature=youtu.be
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My steadfast belief is people who don’t vaccinate their kids (except the rare medical cases where they can’t) should go to jail and have their kids taken from them.
IN FOCUS | Mom of 7-year-old hospitalized with brain swelling from measles: ‘I still wouldn’t have given my son the vaccine’
Mom whose 7-year-old has brain swelling from measles still wouldn’t vaccinate
EXCLUSIVE: South Carolina parents living in the state’s measles epicenter tell Rhian Lubin of their devastation after their unvaccinated 7-year-old son, Ethan, developed encephalitis, a complication from the virus that causes swelling and inflammation in the brain
trib.al
February 19, 2026 at 5:54 PM
My steadfast belief is people who don’t vaccinate their kids (except the rare medical cases where they can’t) should go to jail and have their kids taken from them.
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The entire world being under the thumb of billionaire nazi pedophiles is so evil that it short circuits the average human brain but nevertheless we have to call it what it is if only so we can have a referendum on whether we want to keep living this way
February 19, 2026 at 4:56 PM
The entire world being under the thumb of billionaire nazi pedophiles is so evil that it short circuits the average human brain but nevertheless we have to call it what it is if only so we can have a referendum on whether we want to keep living this way
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Sweet violets amongst Bee orchid rosettes in Ely. #WildflowerHour
February 15, 2026 at 8:46 PM
Sweet violets amongst Bee orchid rosettes in Ely. #WildflowerHour
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Tom is an International Treasure.
If You arent following his account,
Why arent You.
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If You arent following his account,
Why arent You.
👇
THREAD.
A collection of photographs of excellent goats I have met during walks in the British countryside.
You will find the all-important captions to each photo in the alt text.
A collection of photographs of excellent goats I have met during walks in the British countryside.
You will find the all-important captions to each photo in the alt text.
February 19, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Tom is an International Treasure.
If You arent following his account,
Why arent You.
👇
If You arent following his account,
Why arent You.
👇
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Advertise your accent with a gif
February 19, 2026 at 11:04 AM
Advertise your accent with a gif
Advertise your accent with a gif
(this is really hard for me, not many famous folk I can think of with a noticable Nottinghamshire or East Midlands accent)
(this is really hard for me, not many famous folk I can think of with a noticable Nottinghamshire or East Midlands accent)
February 19, 2026 at 10:32 AM
Advertise your accent with a gif
(this is really hard for me, not many famous folk I can think of with a noticable Nottinghamshire or East Midlands accent)
(this is really hard for me, not many famous folk I can think of with a noticable Nottinghamshire or East Midlands accent)
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Move to rename dying 'losing your streak'
February 19, 2026 at 9:33 AM
Move to rename dying 'losing your streak'
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Okay, this is quite outstanding from Bedford Council.
February 19, 2026 at 8:26 AM
Okay, this is quite outstanding from Bedford Council.
We were left behind the minute this idiot got in power and implemented his brutal 'austerity' project. Fuck, and I can't stress this enough, OFF.
February 19, 2026 at 7:32 AM
We were left behind the minute this idiot got in power and implemented his brutal 'austerity' project. Fuck, and I can't stress this enough, OFF.
