Chris
@pnoodles.bsky.social
ADHD brained retro tech geek. Lapsed obsessed cyclist, hip-hop afficanado. Posting cat pics to save the world!
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Chris
@pnoodles.bsky.social
· Jan 6
A view of the Eildon Hills this morning. I'll add a pic from the same spot every time I do the little walk around my village in 2025.
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So many great answers but I know in my heart of hearts I'd steal the Viking poo from Jorvik.
If you could do a successful heist of any museum or gallery which would you choose and what would you take
February 16, 2026 at 9:33 PM
So many great answers but I know in my heart of hearts I'd steal the Viking poo from Jorvik.
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There’s going to be Covid style shortages of cars, TVs and even washing machines and fridges, then job losses because assembly lines can’t source solid state memory, just so the stupidest person you know can state with 100% confidence a chatbot confirmed dinosaurs coexisted with humans.
I understand framing the AI bubble RAM supply crisis in terms of stuff like video game consoles because nerds can conceptualize that but the framing does really undersell the sheer magnitude of how it's going to fuck up everything that even touches a computer.
February 16, 2026 at 9:02 PM
There’s going to be Covid style shortages of cars, TVs and even washing machines and fridges, then job losses because assembly lines can’t source solid state memory, just so the stupidest person you know can state with 100% confidence a chatbot confirmed dinosaurs coexisted with humans.
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He's also Steve McQueen's taxi driver
in BULLITT 🖖
in BULLITT 🖖
my favorite Robert Duvall role is where he appears as a priest on a swing for 2 seconds for no apparent reason in Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978)
February 16, 2026 at 7:17 PM
He's also Steve McQueen's taxi driver
in BULLITT 🖖
in BULLITT 🖖
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Robert Duvall - such a great actor. He also told that excellent story about the mooning which went on during filming of The Godfather, “You gotta see the size of the balls on Brando”.
February 16, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Robert Duvall - such a great actor. He also told that excellent story about the mooning which went on during filming of The Godfather, “You gotta see the size of the balls on Brando”.
I keep filing all my crap skeets as drafts instead of deleting them since the new update. I don't want to look in there 🫣
February 16, 2026 at 6:41 PM
I keep filing all my crap skeets as drafts instead of deleting them since the new update. I don't want to look in there 🫣
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I am now about to eat some cheese Comté and Stänächäs. I have given little bit of cheese cat a heavy load but he was determined to carry it
February 16, 2026 at 6:25 PM
I am now about to eat some cheese Comté and Stänächäs. I have given little bit of cheese cat a heavy load but he was determined to carry it
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Billionaires are money hoarders. No one can spend $1 billion, let alone $100bn, on things they & their families need, or even really want. If they gave away 99% of their loot, this lot would still be absurdly, obscenely rich. Their wealth is socially useless, kept out of circulation for status alone
February 16, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Billionaires are money hoarders. No one can spend $1 billion, let alone $100bn, on things they & their families need, or even really want. If they gave away 99% of their loot, this lot would still be absurdly, obscenely rich. Their wealth is socially useless, kept out of circulation for status alone
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Not rude things, a thread:
December 1, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Not rude things, a thread:
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Scottish Borders bus for the win.
February 16, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Scottish Borders bus for the win.
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RIP Robert Duvall, damn
www.thewrap.com/culture-life...
www.thewrap.com/culture-life...
Robert Duvall, Oscar-Winning Acting Legend, Dies at 95
The actor became a household name as Tom Hagen in Francis Ford Coppola’s “The Godfather”
www.thewrap.com
February 16, 2026 at 6:03 PM
RIP Robert Duvall, damn
www.thewrap.com/culture-life...
www.thewrap.com/culture-life...
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Mammals (we are mammals) only breed when conditions are right
So the problem is that the CONDITIONS ARE NOT RIGHT
So the problem is that the CONDITIONS ARE NOT RIGHT
February 16, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Mammals (we are mammals) only breed when conditions are right
So the problem is that the CONDITIONS ARE NOT RIGHT
So the problem is that the CONDITIONS ARE NOT RIGHT
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My face when I’m pretending I’m listening but my brain checked out ages ago
February 16, 2026 at 3:35 PM
My face when I’m pretending I’m listening but my brain checked out ages ago
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When the neighbors are having such a loud dispute that you need to see the drama and not just listen to it!
Whisper looks like a nosy 1950's housewife! 😹
#GoodMorning #Funny
Whisper looks like a nosy 1950's housewife! 😹
#GoodMorning #Funny
February 16, 2026 at 1:13 PM
When the neighbors are having such a loud dispute that you need to see the drama and not just listen to it!
Whisper looks like a nosy 1950's housewife! 😹
#GoodMorning #Funny
Whisper looks like a nosy 1950's housewife! 😹
#GoodMorning #Funny
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When it's Monday and some random dude tells you to smile
February 16, 2026 at 3:55 PM
When it's Monday and some random dude tells you to smile
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Writing is thinking.
It's not some marginal boring task you can skip. It's the heart of it.
It's not some marginal boring task you can skip. It's the heart of it.
It’s easy to think writing is mainly the transcription of ideas you already have—that is, until you try to write something worthwhile, and you find what you thought were saying transform into something far more interesting in the process. This skips that last step, and that is *not* an improvement.
“We plan to hire an AI rewrite specialist to ingest the reporting by Hannah and others and use AI to convert it into stories.”
The editor of the Cleveland Plain Dealer said it will use AI to ‘write’ its articles.
www.cleveland.com/news/2025/10...
The editor of the Cleveland Plain Dealer said it will use AI to ‘write’ its articles.
www.cleveland.com/news/2025/10...
February 16, 2026 at 2:55 PM
Writing is thinking.
It's not some marginal boring task you can skip. It's the heart of it.
It's not some marginal boring task you can skip. It's the heart of it.
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Fred Hampton saw what unchecked power could do. He warned us anyway.
Black Panther leader and community organizer who built multiracial coalitions across race and class through the Rainbow Coalition and grassroots programs for change.
Black History. Always. 🖤
#SheShed #Voices4Victory
Black Panther leader and community organizer who built multiracial coalitions across race and class through the Rainbow Coalition and grassroots programs for change.
Black History. Always. 🖤
#SheShed #Voices4Victory
February 16, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Fred Hampton saw what unchecked power could do. He warned us anyway.
Black Panther leader and community organizer who built multiracial coalitions across race and class through the Rainbow Coalition and grassroots programs for change.
Black History. Always. 🖤
#SheShed #Voices4Victory
Black Panther leader and community organizer who built multiracial coalitions across race and class through the Rainbow Coalition and grassroots programs for change.
Black History. Always. 🖤
#SheShed #Voices4Victory
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Ok HOLD THE PHONE.
"He said that his previous research shows that humans have the start of a third set of teeth already embedded in our mouths."
Just drop that right at the end of this article WHAT?! www.popularmechanics.com/science/heal...
"He said that his previous research shows that humans have the start of a third set of teeth already embedded in our mouths."
Just drop that right at the end of this article WHAT?! www.popularmechanics.com/science/heal...
Humans Have a Third Set of Teeth. New Medicine May Help Them Grow.
They could be ready by 2030.
www.popularmechanics.com
February 16, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Ok HOLD THE PHONE.
"He said that his previous research shows that humans have the start of a third set of teeth already embedded in our mouths."
Just drop that right at the end of this article WHAT?! www.popularmechanics.com/science/heal...
"He said that his previous research shows that humans have the start of a third set of teeth already embedded in our mouths."
Just drop that right at the end of this article WHAT?! www.popularmechanics.com/science/heal...
I love deglazing pans, very satisfying and the smell is always phenomenal.
February 16, 2026 at 4:51 PM
I love deglazing pans, very satisfying and the smell is always phenomenal.
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‘I don’t care if it smells of catnip, I’m not keen on the crinkly legs.’
February 16, 2026 at 1:16 PM
‘I don’t care if it smells of catnip, I’m not keen on the crinkly legs.’
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it is for cishet men only so they can post dick and balls, a roast dinner and to vaguely complain about anything. this order repeats until they die and their account is frozen in time and space
what's social media for, wrong answers only
February 16, 2026 at 2:30 PM
it is for cishet men only so they can post dick and balls, a roast dinner and to vaguely complain about anything. this order repeats until they die and their account is frozen in time and space
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It’s the Government’s duty to protect all communities - including trans people.
They’re failing to do that.
Trans people deserve safety and dignity.
www.attitude.co.uk/news/zack-po...
They’re failing to do that.
Trans people deserve safety and dignity.
www.attitude.co.uk/news/zack-po...
Zack Polanski on how Keir Starmer could have changed the April 2025 UK Supreme Court ruling to protect trans rights (EXCLUSIVE)
Zack Polanski revealed how Keir Starmer could have acted to protect trans rights after April 2025 UK Supreme Court ruling.
www.attitude.co.uk
February 16, 2026 at 2:06 PM
It’s the Government’s duty to protect all communities - including trans people.
They’re failing to do that.
Trans people deserve safety and dignity.
www.attitude.co.uk/news/zack-po...
They’re failing to do that.
Trans people deserve safety and dignity.
www.attitude.co.uk/news/zack-po...
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Labour has rejected my proposal for secure bike lockers at train stations, a simple step to make cycling safer.
I have resubmitted the proposal for the next stage.
In the meantime, I need your support.
Please sign the petition to get your voice heard www.middorsetlibdems.org.uk/petitions/ke...
I have resubmitted the proposal for the next stage.
In the meantime, I need your support.
Please sign the petition to get your voice heard www.middorsetlibdems.org.uk/petitions/ke...
February 14, 2026 at 2:01 PM
Labour has rejected my proposal for secure bike lockers at train stations, a simple step to make cycling safer.
I have resubmitted the proposal for the next stage.
In the meantime, I need your support.
Please sign the petition to get your voice heard www.middorsetlibdems.org.uk/petitions/ke...
I have resubmitted the proposal for the next stage.
In the meantime, I need your support.
Please sign the petition to get your voice heard www.middorsetlibdems.org.uk/petitions/ke...
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It's almost like this is to do with restricting access to information, support, insight and organising that might give people ideas rather than any actual care for children. 🤔
February 16, 2026 at 3:15 PM
It's almost like this is to do with restricting access to information, support, insight and organising that might give people ideas rather than any actual care for children. 🤔