Nobody's Hero
@pfunitedfloyd.bsky.social
We are young
Wandering the face of the Earth
Wondering what our dreams might be worth
Learning that we're only immortal
For a limited time
Wandering the face of the Earth
Wondering what our dreams might be worth
Learning that we're only immortal
For a limited time
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Review of the Stranger Things finale by someone who hadn’t seen the rest of the show: confusing, hard to follow.
January 2, 2026 at 5:00 AM
Review of the Stranger Things finale by someone who hadn’t seen the rest of the show: confusing, hard to follow.
Fuck me I forgot Time Stand Still is the second track on this album. I'm not crying, you're crying
January 1, 2026 at 8:51 PM
Fuck me I forgot Time Stand Still is the second track on this album. I'm not crying, you're crying
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I am done screaming into the void today so here you go, have a whole loaf of scale worm. That thing is huge. From @schmidtocean.bsky.social dive 784 #antarcticclimateconnections #MarineLife
January 1, 2026 at 7:53 PM
I am done screaming into the void today so here you go, have a whole loaf of scale worm. That thing is huge. From @schmidtocean.bsky.social dive 784 #antarcticclimateconnections #MarineLife
So does Robocop poop? It's been established that he consumes solid food.
January 1, 2026 at 6:28 PM
So does Robocop poop? It's been established that he consumes solid food.
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I needed you more, you wanted us less
I could not kiss, just regress
It might just be clear, simple and plain
Well, that's just fine, that's just one of my names
Don't let the days go by
Could've been easier on you, you, you
Figurines, figurines
Figurines, figurines
I could not kiss, just regress
It might just be clear, simple and plain
Well, that's just fine, that's just one of my names
Don't let the days go by
Could've been easier on you, you, you
Figurines, figurines
Figurines, figurines
Pillsbury Figurines (circa 1973-circa 1993): A line of "diet bars", each consisting of crunchy wafers and a cream filling, marketed as a more satisfying alternative to meal replacement drinks. Came in flavors such as chocolate, mint, vanilla, raspberry, caramel, and more
April 16, 2025 at 1:45 PM
I needed you more, you wanted us less
I could not kiss, just regress
It might just be clear, simple and plain
Well, that's just fine, that's just one of my names
Don't let the days go by
Could've been easier on you, you, you
Figurines, figurines
Figurines, figurines
I could not kiss, just regress
It might just be clear, simple and plain
Well, that's just fine, that's just one of my names
Don't let the days go by
Could've been easier on you, you, you
Figurines, figurines
Figurines, figurines
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Let’s make 2026 the year we erase the song Imagine from the collective consciousness
January 1, 2026 at 4:57 AM
Let’s make 2026 the year we erase the song Imagine from the collective consciousness
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Cause I'm sure you were all wondering. That super cool vintage AM broadcast transmitter in Stranger Things 5 is a Continental Type 317C
December 31, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Cause I'm sure you were all wondering. That super cool vintage AM broadcast transmitter in Stranger Things 5 is a Continental Type 317C
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bring it in bud
December 30, 2025 at 1:35 PM
bring it in bud
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GIVE AWAY! // AKA WE DID IT AGAIN!
Since The Night Guest is coming out in paperback we decided to try to gift another copy bitten by Uggi. And it went … a little *too* well. (See picture 🧵)
Like and share this post and on December 30th I will select a winner and send them this teeth marked copy!
Since The Night Guest is coming out in paperback we decided to try to gift another copy bitten by Uggi. And it went … a little *too* well. (See picture 🧵)
Like and share this post and on December 30th I will select a winner and send them this teeth marked copy!
December 15, 2025 at 1:49 PM
GIVE AWAY! // AKA WE DID IT AGAIN!
Since The Night Guest is coming out in paperback we decided to try to gift another copy bitten by Uggi. And it went … a little *too* well. (See picture 🧵)
Like and share this post and on December 30th I will select a winner and send them this teeth marked copy!
Since The Night Guest is coming out in paperback we decided to try to gift another copy bitten by Uggi. And it went … a little *too* well. (See picture 🧵)
Like and share this post and on December 30th I will select a winner and send them this teeth marked copy!
Christmas is a real hard time of the year for me... add a family death on top of that and that's all the right ingredients for a first thing in the morning panic attack. I'm mostly better today
I'm sorry i don't want to play your auditory and visual overstimulation games first thing in the morning. You should just be thankful I'm awake two hours early
December 26, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Christmas is a real hard time of the year for me... add a family death on top of that and that's all the right ingredients for a first thing in the morning panic attack. I'm mostly better today
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Also hey gang, can we get @retiredmascots.bsky.social to 1,000 followers? They're 127 away and they totally deserve it. Incredibly underappreciated part of the Bsky retro community who does really great stuff here. Give 'em a follow!
December 26, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Also hey gang, can we get @retiredmascots.bsky.social to 1,000 followers? They're 127 away and they totally deserve it. Incredibly underappreciated part of the Bsky retro community who does really great stuff here. Give 'em a follow!
Man, fuck Christmas
December 26, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Man, fuck Christmas
i fucking hate it here so fucking much. i just want to go home
December 25, 2025 at 3:58 PM
i fucking hate it here so fucking much. i just want to go home
To the latest wave of Twitter users that have recently for that site... go fuck yourself, go to Threads or Facebook
December 25, 2025 at 3:22 PM
To the latest wave of Twitter users that have recently for that site... go fuck yourself, go to Threads or Facebook
I'm sorry i don't want to play your auditory and visual overstimulation games first thing in the morning. You should just be thankful I'm awake two hours early
December 25, 2025 at 3:18 PM
I'm sorry i don't want to play your auditory and visual overstimulation games first thing in the morning. You should just be thankful I'm awake two hours early
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Throwback to the Xmas when I spoofed mobile game ads too accurately, and no one clicked on the video.
December 12, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Throwback to the Xmas when I spoofed mobile game ads too accurately, and no one clicked on the video.
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Today in "Search a term before putting it on your van"
December 23, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Today in "Search a term before putting it on your van"
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This studio awards-season email is really matching the current mood in a way I’m not sure they intended.
December 19, 2025 at 11:36 PM
This studio awards-season email is really matching the current mood in a way I’m not sure they intended.
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Fuck spotify. Boycott them! Download music into your Walkman. Fuck streaming platforms. Either sail the high seas or buy DVDs and CDs. Get hard copies of your favourite things; music, books, games, etc. Ensure you own your stuff. Fuck the capitalist ruling class. Fuck them! Fuck all of them!!
Here's me downloading and adding music to my Sony Walkman, lol. Whether it's records, books, music, etc, collect hard copies. Own your property. Starting to realise that we're slowly drifting into times where people don't own stuff anymore. Companies just collect subscription fees to rent them.
December 19, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Fuck spotify. Boycott them! Download music into your Walkman. Fuck streaming platforms. Either sail the high seas or buy DVDs and CDs. Get hard copies of your favourite things; music, books, games, etc. Ensure you own your stuff. Fuck the capitalist ruling class. Fuck them! Fuck all of them!!
in a venn diagram "military dudes" and "not bad guys" would be 2 separate circles on 2 different pages. Just in case i wasn't clear enough. US Military dudes are government sanctioned murderers and members of the worlds largest political and ecological terrorist organization.
Hey fucko! Not all “military dudes” are bad guys.
December 18, 2025 at 8:16 PM
in a venn diagram "military dudes" and "not bad guys" would be 2 separate circles on 2 different pages. Just in case i wasn't clear enough. US Military dudes are government sanctioned murderers and members of the worlds largest political and ecological terrorist organization.
"ally" bitch you don't get to decide that you're an ally, that's for others to decide, and with "Proud Democrat" in your bio, you're probably not a real ally
December 17, 2025 at 8:42 PM
"ally" bitch you don't get to decide that you're an ally, that's for others to decide, and with "Proud Democrat" in your bio, you're probably not a real ally
20 years ago I worked at an Anaheim theme park. We were tasked with finding every single exterior lighting breaker so the place could be pitch black for a movie premier. The amount of IT/POS/Control Systems that were plugged into unlabeled panels with no UPS was staggering.
Word to the wise: Do not unplug infrastructure stuff because you want Xmas lights, mmmkay?
(Work is fun!)
(Work is fun!)
December 17, 2025 at 7:42 PM
20 years ago I worked at an Anaheim theme park. We were tasked with finding every single exterior lighting breaker so the place could be pitch black for a movie premier. The amount of IT/POS/Control Systems that were plugged into unlabeled panels with no UPS was staggering.