Nobody's Hero
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We are young
Wandering the face of the Earth
Wondering what our dreams might be worth
Learning that we're only immortal
For a limited time
Wandering the face of the Earth
Wondering what our dreams might be worth
Learning that we're only immortal
For a limited time
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Spice things up by submitting pto requests to companies you don’t work for
February 18, 2026 at 12:21 AM
Spice things up by submitting pto requests to companies you don’t work for
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If you're opening your mouth to tell me I HAVE to vote for that piece of shit Gavin Newsom, do me a favor and pop a gun in there instead
February 18, 2026 at 4:04 AM
If you're opening your mouth to tell me I HAVE to vote for that piece of shit Gavin Newsom, do me a favor and pop a gun in there instead
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Philadelphia, you are the best
February 17, 2026 at 4:53 PM
Philadelphia, you are the best
Eegah!
February 17, 2026 at 2:38 PM
Eegah!
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“Why do trans women and leftists care so much about Gavin Newsom and whether he gets to be the democratic nominee anyway”
Man I exceedingly rarely get biblical but it’s fucking Matthew 25:40, isn’t it. As you did unto the least of these, so you did unto me. It’s called fucking solidarity. Jfc
Man I exceedingly rarely get biblical but it’s fucking Matthew 25:40, isn’t it. As you did unto the least of these, so you did unto me. It’s called fucking solidarity. Jfc
February 17, 2026 at 1:45 AM
“Why do trans women and leftists care so much about Gavin Newsom and whether he gets to be the democratic nominee anyway”
Man I exceedingly rarely get biblical but it’s fucking Matthew 25:40, isn’t it. As you did unto the least of these, so you did unto me. It’s called fucking solidarity. Jfc
Man I exceedingly rarely get biblical but it’s fucking Matthew 25:40, isn’t it. As you did unto the least of these, so you did unto me. It’s called fucking solidarity. Jfc
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There’s going to be Covid style shortages of cars, TVs and even washing machines and fridges, then job losses because assembly lines can’t source solid state memory, just so the stupidest person you know can state with 100% confidence a chatbot confirmed dinosaurs coexisted with humans.
I understand framing the AI bubble RAM supply crisis in terms of stuff like video game consoles because nerds can conceptualize that but the framing does really undersell the sheer magnitude of how it's going to fuck up everything that even touches a computer.
February 16, 2026 at 9:02 PM
There’s going to be Covid style shortages of cars, TVs and even washing machines and fridges, then job losses because assembly lines can’t source solid state memory, just so the stupidest person you know can state with 100% confidence a chatbot confirmed dinosaurs coexisted with humans.
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Stop reposting shit from Twitter from Rando McKaren Noname ad/or Senator Plantation McOverseer that you know is incendiary and going “look at this shit”. Im starting to detest ppl who do this shit for show and clicks as much as I detest that site
February 16, 2026 at 12:00 PM
Stop reposting shit from Twitter from Rando McKaren Noname ad/or Senator Plantation McOverseer that you know is incendiary and going “look at this shit”. Im starting to detest ppl who do this shit for show and clicks as much as I detest that site
I feel like this movie is gonna be just as stupid as Fantastic Four
February 15, 2026 at 11:46 PM
I feel like this movie is gonna be just as stupid as Fantastic Four
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toronto roundhouse kick my beloved💜
a man in a purple jacket is holding a sign that says " abolish kill children "
ALT: a man in a purple jacket is holding a sign that says " abolish kill children "
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February 14, 2026 at 3:03 PM
toronto roundhouse kick my beloved💜
if you’re seeing this it was meant to find you today
February 14, 2026 at 6:44 PM
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If I could go back in time I would not kill baby Hitler. I would give indigenous people in the western hemisphere AR-15s
February 14, 2026 at 3:43 PM
If I could go back in time I would not kill baby Hitler. I would give indigenous people in the western hemisphere AR-15s
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everything i ate in Indonesia was amazing but the hotel having a big pot of congee with salted chicken and fried scallion and zha cai put out for breakfast everyday is the thing i am gonna truly miss
February 14, 2026 at 3:43 PM
everything i ate in Indonesia was amazing but the hotel having a big pot of congee with salted chicken and fried scallion and zha cai put out for breakfast everyday is the thing i am gonna truly miss
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Ask and you shall receive
February 14, 2026 at 1:22 AM
Ask and you shall receive
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Remember to watch for lilies in the flowers you might get this weekend if you have kitty cats. We just had that realization tonight, but luckily it was not in the house long and we got rid of it, so all kitties are good.
February 14, 2026 at 4:58 AM
Remember to watch for lilies in the flowers you might get this weekend if you have kitty cats. We just had that realization tonight, but luckily it was not in the house long and we got rid of it, so all kitties are good.
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Happy anniversary everybody
February 13, 2026 at 3:04 PM
Happy anniversary everybody
It's like a week later and i just randomly thought of this movie again. It was pretty dumb, and I'm probably gonna watch the sequel this weekend. Hopefully Jessica Alba is properly color graded this time.
Mr Tits put on fantastic four with rifftrax and about 10 minutes in, this movie is fucking stupid
February 13, 2026 at 3:00 PM
It's like a week later and i just randomly thought of this movie again. It was pretty dumb, and I'm probably gonna watch the sequel this weekend. Hopefully Jessica Alba is properly color graded this time.
Bah! Bunch of out-of-work astronauts and C-list actors. They're not men of vision
February 13, 2026 at 2:46 PM
Bah! Bunch of out-of-work astronauts and C-list actors. They're not men of vision
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I didn’t want to study for the Kanji Kentei with my kid this weekend so I made you another chart.
February 13, 2026 at 12:40 AM
I didn’t want to study for the Kanji Kentei with my kid this weekend so I made you another chart.
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Imagine a movie like The Expendables featuring Dean Cain, Steven Seagal, Kevin Sorbo, Robin Schneider, and Scott Baio. I mean I could come up with a million different plot lines. Do they run an unsuccessful clown school? Did they meet in some sort of sex offender rehab? Are they all failed actors?
February 12, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Imagine a movie like The Expendables featuring Dean Cain, Steven Seagal, Kevin Sorbo, Robin Schneider, and Scott Baio. I mean I could come up with a million different plot lines. Do they run an unsuccessful clown school? Did they meet in some sort of sex offender rehab? Are they all failed actors?
Rapatronic cameras are so damn cool, especially when you get some rope tricks in the shot
Badger nuclear test, 23 kilotons, 91 m tower, Nevada Test Site, 4 35 a.m. April 18, 1953. 2800 military personnel and 39 helicopters participated in the military exercises.
February 12, 2026 at 5:28 PM
Rapatronic cameras are so damn cool, especially when you get some rope tricks in the shot
"I don't come from no talent either"
Gene Simmons is still complaining about rap in the Rock Hall: "I don't come from the ghetto"
Gene Simmons Is Still Complaining About Rap In The Rock Hall: "I Don't Come From The Ghetto"
For years now — and probably since the genre’s inception — Gene Simmons has been happily going on the record to proclaim his dislike of hip-hop and his frustration over the fact that rappers are allow...
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February 12, 2026 at 2:16 AM
"I don't come from no talent either"
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SHE REMOVED THEIR WEDDING PHOTO LMAOOOOOO
Oh she HATED his guts
Oh she HATED his guts
February 11, 2026 at 3:40 AM
SHE REMOVED THEIR WEDDING PHOTO LMAOOOOOO
Oh she HATED his guts
Oh she HATED his guts
Snow Dog is victorious!
February 10, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Snow Dog is victorious!
I want to go back home. North Carolina sucks
I need a 10 part docuseries covering the oral history of the Buena Park non-standard McDonald’s restaurant McThriller that used to be across the street from Knott’s Berry Farm.
February 10, 2026 at 6:45 PM
I want to go back home. North Carolina sucks