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That's sugarcane that tasted good.
That's cinnamon, that's Hollywood
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The actual story is that a family of American citizens trying to evacuate from a neighborhood that ICE had made unsafe, and then ICE tossed munitions into the car, causing three kids to be hospitalized and a six month old to stop breathing. DHS called the family “radical agitators”
January 16, 2026 at 5:16 PM
Well. I brought my hula hoops in to work so I could teach the girls and have some fun because it's Friday. The activities director saw me and signed me up for the variety show she is setting up 😑
January 16, 2026 at 8:11 PM
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To spell it out, the reason I hate democrats so much and criticize them more than I do republicans is because they take up all the space for opposition to republicans and use that space to give republicans whatever the fuck they want.
February 17, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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At one point today, there were 283 Minnesota attorneys doing a training on how to file emergency habeas petitions to keep our neighbors from being shipped out of state and held indefinitely.

That would be the second largest law firm in the state. And that training was just put together this week.
January 15, 2026 at 11:48 PM
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brb, moving into Enya's cat castle forever...
January 16, 2026 at 6:40 PM
There is a mustang that takes up two parking spaces at work every single day. I hate this employee. I don't know who they are, but I hate them. And I would like to throw a bowling ball on the roof of their stupid fucking mustang
January 16, 2026 at 6:47 PM
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I just can’t fathom the audacity to tell someone else, online, not to curse on the phone they pay for 😭

I’m staring down m16’s (my tax dollars paid for) in the middle of the street and you want me to speak in riddles.

Put your mama on the phone so she can get cussed out too. wtf 😭
January 16, 2026 at 4:03 PM
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Real Househusbands of Angel One is so much better
real housewives of cardassia
January 16, 2026 at 4:24 PM
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Which side?
January 16, 2026 at 1:47 PM
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They are raising prices again. They don't pay artists. They stole Wrapped from a Black intern and didn't even credit her. Their CEO invests millions in defense contractors. Tons of AI slop. Payola schemes. Why are you still using Spotify?
In April 2024, Spotify implemented a new scheme: songs with less than 1k streams per year would no longer receive royalties.

The data for 2025 was just released via Luminate, and 88% of songs have been demonetized.

Read it again: 88% of songs on Spotify have been demonetized.
January 16, 2026 at 4:40 AM
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BUST-A-MOVE '99
DISTINCTIVE DEV/TAITO 1999
N64
January 16, 2026 at 4:19 PM
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The world is simply reforming without the U.S. at the center.
January 16, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Charlie Kirk is still dead, professors that bad mouthed him are getting paid off and their jobs back, and his wife has already moved on and is now failing hard to turn his death and sparkly pants into popularity that pays out. There are still good things happening
January 16, 2026 at 2:33 PM
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All those things should be abolished too
A reminder that ICE’s budget, $28 billion, is larger than the annual budgets of the FBI, DEA, ATF, US Marshals Service and the Bureau of Prisons combined. (Via Bernie Sanders)
January 16, 2026 at 12:32 PM
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Also, people going hard for Newsom, who are never, ever from California, have you noticed how many of the people who hate him are FROM California? THAT'S B/C WE KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU ELECT GAVIN NEWSOM AS THE LESSER OF TWO EVILS & IT IS VERY NOT GREAT & WE ARE TRYING TO TELL YOU TO AVOID THAT.
January 16, 2026 at 5:08 AM
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I love when you tell people how terrible Newsom is, they're always like, "Well, it's nice to have ideals, but if it comes down to him or the Nazi in the general, *I* am going to vote for him"

WE'RE TELLING YOU HOW TERRIBLE HE IS NOW SO IT'S *NOT* A CHOICE BTW HIM & A NAZI, CARL. THAT'S THE POINT.
January 16, 2026 at 5:06 AM
I'll drink my own piss before I vote for him. I'll swim in piss lake before that. I'll take a business loan from a bank, and open up a piss park with waterslides, and a lazy piss river, and splash piss pad before I do that
Californians are NOT going to vote for Gavin Newsom. They're telling you now, with YEARS to go before the election. Fair warning. Please support better candidates, there will be many to choose from.
January 16, 2026 at 2:19 PM
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A poll came out just yesterday from YouGov that Democrats polled perceive transphobia to be the second biggest issue for the GOP after immigration. Newsom is just a transphobe with a D by his name, he is going to get smoked in the primaries because of his diverse coalition of haters.
Californians are NOT going to vote for Gavin Newsom. They're telling you now, with YEARS to go before the election. Fair warning. Please support better candidates, there will be many to choose from.
January 16, 2026 at 12:44 PM
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Note to the back of house if you spot these guys

You know what to do
January 16, 2026 at 12:50 PM
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We do not get out of fascism by saving ourselves and turning our backs on others. We get out through solidarity with everyone—especially the most vulnerable.
January 16, 2026 at 12:17 AM
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Remember that the Feds spent 20 years on Real ID only for agents to regularly claim that yours is fake and/or that proves nothing.

Why would a passport be any different?
I’m seeing posts from people (outside of MN) about how US citizens should carry their passports.

And let me say that *inside* MN, we are calmly responding to requests with: “No, I don’t have to show you any documentation.”

Because that’s how you protect everyone, regardless of immigration status.
January 16, 2026 at 5:19 AM
Stewart Copeland is way hotter than Sting.
January 16, 2026 at 1:35 PM
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David Lynch gone one year today.

"It would hardly be out of place to claim Lynch was the great artist of the last half-century or more. I’d be pressed to name more than a handful of others about whom the same could plausibly be said," @coreyatad.com wrote www.welcometohellworld.com/he-wanted-to...
He wanted to see his paintings move
The life and art of David Lynch
www.welcometohellworld.com
January 16, 2026 at 12:59 PM
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This is pretty much the American attitude towards immigration in a nutshell.
www.mediaite.com/media/news/i...
ICE Agents Arrest Workers From Mexican Restaurant Where They Just Ate
Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents ate at a Mexican restaurant in Minnesota on Wednesday, before arresting three of its employees who had just closed up the establishment for the evening.
www.mediaite.com
January 16, 2026 at 12:48 PM
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I was waiting for this to drop. I figured it was the case. They didn’t just execute her, they abandoned her to die.
Holy shit.

Renee Good was alive when the bystander physician asked to check her pulse. She was alive when ICE refused to let him help. She was alive when they told him “I don’t care.”

www.nytimes.com/live/2026/01...
Live Updates: Newly Released Records Detail Chaos During Fatal ICE Shooting in Minneapolis
www.nytimes.com
January 16, 2026 at 12:27 PM