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That's sugarcane that tasted good.
That's cinnamon, that's Hollywood
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tfw when I'm not allowed to see the aurora borealis
November 12, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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When you have six vodka tonics
when you wear a size 9.5 shoe but the 8.5 was on sale
November 11, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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Last month: running along a highway, recently pregnant, starving and terrified😭

Now: spayed, vaccinated, dewormed, 2 big meals a day (+ treats!!) and sprawled belly-up in a king-size bed ❤️
November 10, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Very sad but proud of myself right now. A nice old lady called looking for her best friend whom she loved so much. I had to tell her that her friend died 2 months ago, that's why she was not calling her back. She got so upset and apologized a lot, but I was able to comfort her a little
November 11, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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Attention Baltimore please be aware the owner of La Vintage Charcuteria is posting all the messages of support she's gotten since then and oh boy is it not helping her case
Oh wow, the Nick Fuentes fallout is so bad that Stop Antisemitism had to focus on actual antisemites for a few minutes.
November 11, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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"Scared of Charlotte" is a whole new level of "scared of cities" that I'd never even considered possible
Rep. Pat Harrigan: "I have asked Josh Stein, our governor, to consider working with President Trump to allow the National Guard to come into Charlotte ... use the National Guard as a force multiplier and they can a lot of load off the Charlotte PD."
November 11, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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No one is listening to you except your phone
November 7, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Hello to moisturizing deep conditioning treatment season 😮‍💨
November 11, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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Breaking: Marion County agrees to pay out $3M for newspaper raid, express regret kansasreflector.com/2025/11/11/m...
Marion County agrees to pay out $3M for newspaper raid, express regret • Kansas Reflector
A handful of county-level officials who were involved in a small-town Kansas newspaper raid in 2023 will pay a cumulative $3 million to three journalists and a city councilor.
kansasreflector.com
November 11, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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My last word on the matter
November 11, 2025 at 2:27 PM
And your glasses will be ready
November 11, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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STARSHIP TROOPERS (1997)
November 11, 2025 at 3:15 PM
It's sad how people said those Bratz dolls were going to fuck up the kids, and others responded no, racism, what about Barbie, ext. But like, they totally did fuck the kids up real bad 😬
November 11, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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should we all move back to europe and be like jk we never left what’s america lol you guys are crazy anyway where is my health insurance at
November 11, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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That uhh doesn't really seem like they've ceased fire now does it
"Israel violated the ceasefire agreement at least 282 times from October 10 to November 10, through the continuation of attacks by air, artillery and direct shootings, the Government Media Office in Gaza reports."

www.aljazeera.com/news/2025/11...
How many times has Israel violated the Gaza ceasefire? Here are the numbers
Since the ceasefire took effect one month ago, Israeli attacks have killed at least 242 Palestinians and injured 622.
www.aljazeera.com
November 11, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Oh thank God, she deserves better than that ugly piece of shit. He would have just banged her and left, and nobody on this earth can convince me he's a good fuck.
britney spears almost was the queen of england! in 2002, she admitted that prince william was technically to blame for their missed connection. “we exchanged emails for a little bit, and he was supposed to come and see me somewhere… but it didn’t work out, so that was it.”
November 11, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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Idiom Origin

“pull yourself up by your bootstraps”

This was originally *sarcasm* & meant to convey that the act was impossible.

A boot strap is a loop used to help put your boot on.

This 1921 cartoon from the “Nonpartisan Leader” showcases that you can’t pull upward on your boots to levitate.
January 20, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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Remember when she compared the keffiyeh to a swastika? Because I do...
November 11, 2025 at 10:55 AM
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November 9, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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looks like he brought a bento lunch, smart
November 9, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Ok someone on Instagram reality just called a broad out saying no one is shaped like Crash Bandicoot, and I about swallowed my tongue. That's gonna pop up whenever I see one of these ultra shopped "all natural" girls lol
November 11, 2025 at 2:27 PM
I'm going to start a bowling team where everyone has to dress like a Big Lebowski character. I get to alternate between Maude and one of the nihilists
November 11, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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I don't know if anyone ever considered this before but I think we should have a left wing party in the United States. Just my opinion
November 10, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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November 11, 2025 at 1:04 PM