Nobody's Hero
@pfunitedfloyd.bsky.social
We are young
Wandering the face of the Earth
Wondering what our dreams might be worth
Learning that we're only immortal
For a limited time
Wandering the face of the Earth
Wondering what our dreams might be worth
Learning that we're only immortal
For a limited time
Yeeeeaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!
J6er Jake Lang got punched yesterday in Dearborn, Michigan during his anti-Muslim march.
November 19, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Yeeeeaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!
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This has to have been agony to keep quiet this long! #stargate #stargateisback
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Stargate Returns! - Joseph Mallozzi's Weblog
AMAZONG GREENLIGHTS A NEW STARGATE SERIES Yes, it’s true. 14 years after the franchise aired its last episode (SGU’s “Gauntlet”), a new Stargate series has been greenlit by Amazon. And it’s not a re...
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November 19, 2025 at 5:55 PM
This has to have been agony to keep quiet this long! #stargate #stargateisback
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People act so proper when they're going 'bout their business
Cup of coffee, friendly conversation
'Til they get home, 'til they get home
Take the phone off, lock the door and shut the curtains
Make sure that the neighbors are without suspicion
No one will know, no one will know
Cup of coffee, friendly conversation
'Til they get home, 'til they get home
Take the phone off, lock the door and shut the curtains
Make sure that the neighbors are without suspicion
No one will know, no one will know
Ugh, I forget everyone wants to know why you missed work when you get back. I never have a good response because I'm shocked they asked! I am the least nosey person you will ever meet. I'm not going to ask what you were up to, I just don't care. But not in a mean way! I'm just not curious!
November 18, 2025 at 6:06 PM
People act so proper when they're going 'bout their business
Cup of coffee, friendly conversation
'Til they get home, 'til they get home
Take the phone off, lock the door and shut the curtains
Make sure that the neighbors are without suspicion
No one will know, no one will know
Cup of coffee, friendly conversation
'Til they get home, 'til they get home
Take the phone off, lock the door and shut the curtains
Make sure that the neighbors are without suspicion
No one will know, no one will know
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Tom Cruise
What actor are you so (rationally or not) repulsed by that their work, no matter how good, is unwatchable to you?
Leonardo DiCaprio
Leonardo DiCaprio
November 16, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Tom Cruise
I dunno, i just fix moving lights and video walls for a living, but it seems like wearing ceramic plates (armor) only covering your chest & back without protecting covering your neck, shoulders or face is pointless. Seems like a lot of weight to carry for no reason.
November 16, 2025 at 5:15 AM
I dunno, i just fix moving lights and video walls for a living, but it seems like wearing ceramic plates (armor) only covering your chest & back without protecting covering your neck, shoulders or face is pointless. Seems like a lot of weight to carry for no reason.
Sales guy trying to sell the extended 100k warranty while my inner monologue says "sir, my current car has 212k miles & it's 2nd engine. My previous car had 286k when I abandoned it in a field"
I had to sit thru the entire new car buying process today with my parents. Jesus what a painful experience. Biting my tongue to not say "Haven't they replaced you with a coin-operated machine yet?"
November 14, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Sales guy trying to sell the extended 100k warranty while my inner monologue says "sir, my current car has 212k miles & it's 2nd engine. My previous car had 286k when I abandoned it in a field"
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My kid recently watched Back to the Future Part II for the first time, and he immediately thought of making his own version of this meme.
November 13, 2025 at 5:18 PM
My kid recently watched Back to the Future Part II for the first time, and he immediately thought of making his own version of this meme.
Evil Otto
November 14, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Evil Otto
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I have the most wonderful story for you all today: baby alligator spotted in Charles River, then immediately rescued by local reptile enthusiast
November 14, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I have the most wonderful story for you all today: baby alligator spotted in Charles River, then immediately rescued by local reptile enthusiast
I had to sit thru the entire new car buying process today with my parents. Jesus what a painful experience. Biting my tongue to not say "Haven't they replaced you with a coin-operated machine yet?"
November 14, 2025 at 4:25 AM
I had to sit thru the entire new car buying process today with my parents. Jesus what a painful experience. Biting my tongue to not say "Haven't they replaced you with a coin-operated machine yet?"
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MANOS DAY GIVEAWAY!
"Like" and reply to this post for a chance to win our Manos Day DVD Box Set, including #MST3K's riff of MANOS, MANOS RETURNS, MANOS: THE HANDS OF FELT & more!
Join us LIVE on Saturday, November 15 @ 8pm ET when we choose a winner!
Details: dumb-industries.com/manosday
"Like" and reply to this post for a chance to win our Manos Day DVD Box Set, including #MST3K's riff of MANOS, MANOS RETURNS, MANOS: THE HANDS OF FELT & more!
Join us LIVE on Saturday, November 15 @ 8pm ET when we choose a winner!
Details: dumb-industries.com/manosday
November 6, 2025 at 3:33 PM
MANOS DAY GIVEAWAY!
"Like" and reply to this post for a chance to win our Manos Day DVD Box Set, including #MST3K's riff of MANOS, MANOS RETURNS, MANOS: THE HANDS OF FELT & more!
Join us LIVE on Saturday, November 15 @ 8pm ET when we choose a winner!
Details: dumb-industries.com/manosday
"Like" and reply to this post for a chance to win our Manos Day DVD Box Set, including #MST3K's riff of MANOS, MANOS RETURNS, MANOS: THE HANDS OF FELT & more!
Join us LIVE on Saturday, November 15 @ 8pm ET when we choose a winner!
Details: dumb-industries.com/manosday
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Random rant: I don't really care that much that chocolate hummus exists.
Sure it's not good but why waste my energy being angry about it? The people who buy it will be punished by eating it and the people who make it will be judged in the next life when they face God
Sure it's not good but why waste my energy being angry about it? The people who buy it will be punished by eating it and the people who make it will be judged in the next life when they face God
November 14, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Random rant: I don't really care that much that chocolate hummus exists.
Sure it's not good but why waste my energy being angry about it? The people who buy it will be punished by eating it and the people who make it will be judged in the next life when they face God
Sure it's not good but why waste my energy being angry about it? The people who buy it will be punished by eating it and the people who make it will be judged in the next life when they face God
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CBP is here to help
November 12, 2025 at 4:32 PM
CBP is here to help
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ICE making community inroads
November 12, 2025 at 4:24 PM
ICE making community inroads
Fuck yeah
Repost with an iconic fictional band
November 12, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Fuck yeah
Lessons taught but never learned
All around us anger burns
Guide the future by the past
Long ago, the mould was cast
All around us anger burns
Guide the future by the past
Long ago, the mould was cast
Ohh, there's no bread, let them eat cake
There's no end to what they'll take
Flaunt the fruits of noble birth
Wash the salt into the earth
There's no end to what they'll take
Flaunt the fruits of noble birth
Wash the salt into the earth
November 10, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Lessons taught but never learned
All around us anger burns
Guide the future by the past
Long ago, the mould was cast
All around us anger burns
Guide the future by the past
Long ago, the mould was cast
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Shit's so thick you could stir it with a stick- free Teflon whitewashed presidency
We're sick of being jerked around
Wear that on your sleeve
We're sick of being jerked around
Wear that on your sleeve
November 7, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Shit's so thick you could stir it with a stick- free Teflon whitewashed presidency
We're sick of being jerked around
Wear that on your sleeve
We're sick of being jerked around
Wear that on your sleeve
I'm way more excited for Stranger Things 5 than i should be. We didn't even start watching until about 2 years ago
November 7, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I'm way more excited for Stranger Things 5 than i should be. We didn't even start watching until about 2 years ago
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She's lying. Mr Tits is an asshole that only does things for himself.
Mr Tits made kimchi fried rice with hot dogs and it kicked ass. I'm telling you, hot dogs and kimchi are a perfect pairing
November 7, 2025 at 3:54 AM
She's lying. Mr Tits is an asshole that only does things for himself.
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Twin Cities,
Do you want this working popcorn machine and cart? Passing on at no charge. It’s a fun addition to gatherings. Was always a hit at funeral home community events. Would love it to a new home within the month!
Do you want this working popcorn machine and cart? Passing on at no charge. It’s a fun addition to gatherings. Was always a hit at funeral home community events. Would love it to a new home within the month!
November 7, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Twin Cities,
Do you want this working popcorn machine and cart? Passing on at no charge. It’s a fun addition to gatherings. Was always a hit at funeral home community events. Would love it to a new home within the month!
Do you want this working popcorn machine and cart? Passing on at no charge. It’s a fun addition to gatherings. Was always a hit at funeral home community events. Would love it to a new home within the month!
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I am begging you to look at this car my friend sent me
November 7, 2025 at 3:06 AM
I am begging you to look at this car my friend sent me