Jimmy Fireplaces, Esq.
@peiseresq.bsky.social
In-house tech lawyer, dad, haltingly recovering abyss-gazer. Prone to overinvestment in the Mets and Tottenham Hotspur.
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Every office has an executive tier whose emails are like:
saw on news , , can we replce complianc dept with web 3
and a worker tier whose emails are like:
Dear Jim,
First of all, I *love* this idea! Unfortunately, I spoke with Legal and identified a few issues with this approach. For starters…
saw on news , , can we replce complianc dept with web 3
and a worker tier whose emails are like:
Dear Jim,
First of all, I *love* this idea! Unfortunately, I spoke with Legal and identified a few issues with this approach. For starters…
Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
November 13, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Every office has an executive tier whose emails are like:
saw on news , , can we replce complianc dept with web 3
and a worker tier whose emails are like:
Dear Jim,
First of all, I *love* this idea! Unfortunately, I spoke with Legal and identified a few issues with this approach. For starters…
saw on news , , can we replce complianc dept with web 3
and a worker tier whose emails are like:
Dear Jim,
First of all, I *love* this idea! Unfortunately, I spoke with Legal and identified a few issues with this approach. For starters…
If you can’t trust Ningboyishuihanmaoyiyouxiangongsi, of China, doing business as WWUIUIWW Baby Store, who’s left?
CPSC issued a Notice of Violation to Ningboyishuihanmaoyiyouxiangongsi, of China, doing business as WWUIUIWW Baby Store. The firm has not agreed to recall the infant walkers or offer a remedy to consumers.
November 13, 2025 at 4:11 PM
If you can’t trust Ningboyishuihanmaoyiyouxiangongsi, of China, doing business as WWUIUIWW Baby Store, who’s left?
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how did i go so long not knowing we were literally teaching people to read wrong. i knew something wasn't right but jesus christ www.apmreports.org/episode/2019...
How a flawed idea is teaching millions of kids to be poor readers
For decades, schools have taught children the strategies of struggling readers, using a theory about reading that cognitive scientists have repeatedly debunked. And many teachers and parents don't kno...
www.apmreports.org
November 11, 2025 at 6:18 PM
how did i go so long not knowing we were literally teaching people to read wrong. i knew something wasn't right but jesus christ www.apmreports.org/episode/2019...
What’s fun about calling @schumer.senate.gov is the essentially-instant feedback that your voice as a NYer paying attention is meaningless, and the Senate Ds will remain feckless incompetents
November 10, 2025 at 2:30 AM
What’s fun about calling @schumer.senate.gov is the essentially-instant feedback that your voice as a NYer paying attention is meaningless, and the Senate Ds will remain feckless incompetents
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The NY Times and WaPo may be lost causes but holy shite look at PEOPLE out here absolutely killing it with 100% unvarnished truths 🌟
October 28, 2025 at 1:09 AM
The NY Times and WaPo may be lost causes but holy shite look at PEOPLE out here absolutely killing it with 100% unvarnished truths 🌟
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Zohran Mamdani’s Powerful Remarks On Anti-Muslim Hate
YouTube video by Qasim Rashid
youtu.be
October 25, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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I didn’t think this guy could get any better.
October 16, 2025 at 2:47 PM
I didn’t think this guy could get any better.
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We have armed secret police kidnapping people off the street based on the color of their skin.
When we win: we will haul them before a Senate committee. The masks will come off. There will be consequences.
When we win: we will haul them before a Senate committee. The masks will come off. There will be consequences.
October 12, 2025 at 4:44 PM
We have armed secret police kidnapping people off the street based on the color of their skin.
When we win: we will haul them before a Senate committee. The masks will come off. There will be consequences.
When we win: we will haul them before a Senate committee. The masks will come off. There will be consequences.
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Someone gonna get fired …. @kenwhite.bsky.social @annabower.bsky.social
October 10, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Someone gonna get fired …. @kenwhite.bsky.social @annabower.bsky.social
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is it not weird that every day there’s a new video of anonymous masked men having the time of their lives beating/shooting/disappearing people and the dem response from the top down is “republicans want to double your health insurance premiums”
October 10, 2025 at 6:54 PM
is it not weird that every day there’s a new video of anonymous masked men having the time of their lives beating/shooting/disappearing people and the dem response from the top down is “republicans want to double your health insurance premiums”
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New bench slap just dropped. They are coming at a truly astonishing rate.
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
October 1, 2025 at 3:00 AM
New bench slap just dropped. They are coming at a truly astonishing rate.
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
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I still can't get over the surreal experience of watching Trump effectively telling all our generals he is going to order them to kill American citizens in my city in a speech that he also stopped midway through to spend 5 minutes explaining how he is so smart for walks down stairs slowly.
Trump: "I'm very careful when I walk down stairs, like I'm on stairs, I walk very slowly. Nobody has to set a record. Just try not to fall because it doesn't work out well."
October 1, 2025 at 1:49 AM
I still can't get over the surreal experience of watching Trump effectively telling all our generals he is going to order them to kill American citizens in my city in a speech that he also stopped midway through to spend 5 minutes explaining how he is so smart for walks down stairs slowly.
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OpenAI employees are very excited about how well their new AI tool can create fake videos of people doing crimes and have definitely thought through all the implications of this
September 30, 2025 at 11:24 PM
OpenAI employees are very excited about how well their new AI tool can create fake videos of people doing crimes and have definitely thought through all the implications of this
cows using tools, as the prophet gary larson spaketh unto ye
ummm.. holy shit? tool use in bovids confirmed? holy holy shit?
September 28, 2025 at 1:07 PM
cows using tools, as the prophet gary larson spaketh unto ye
Can’t wait to see the paraphrasing on this; sane-washing this psychopath, thereby letting him do whatever he wants and trample every ethical boundary around the presidency, has been the singular achievement of late-stage capitalist media
“I can't believe ABC Fake News gave Jimmy Kimmel his job back. The White House was told by ABC that his Show was cancelled!”
September 24, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Can’t wait to see the paraphrasing on this; sane-washing this psychopath, thereby letting him do whatever he wants and trample every ethical boundary around the presidency, has been the singular achievement of late-stage capitalist media
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shit ain’t over til it’s over
September 22, 2025 at 8:53 AM
shit ain’t over til it’s over
Meanwhile, even Granny Weatherwax can’t rescue West Ham
September 19, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Meanwhile, even Granny Weatherwax can’t rescue West Ham
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I don’t know if I’ve ever had an elected say that “there is no unity” with people who … said stuff they don’t like? 🫠
In a Hitleresque speech, JD Vance says there can be no unity with the left and vows to use the government to dismantle non-profit NGOs and liberal civil society who he says promote violence and terrorism.
September 15, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I don’t know if I’ve ever had an elected say that “there is no unity” with people who … said stuff they don’t like? 🫠
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Mets upcoming opponents also describes my 42-yr Mets fandom.
September 8, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Mets upcoming opponents also describes my 42-yr Mets fandom.
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Said it before and I'll say it again: I do not think a legal profession that venerates the Supreme Court has a clear way of dealing with a Supreme Court justice as dumb as Brett Kavanaugh. This is the jurisprudential equivalent of him writing his name at the top in crayon with the "E" backwards.
This is a paragraph Brett Kavanaugh wrote on his little computer and then sent out into the world:
September 8, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Said it before and I'll say it again: I do not think a legal profession that venerates the Supreme Court has a clear way of dealing with a Supreme Court justice as dumb as Brett Kavanaugh. This is the jurisprudential equivalent of him writing his name at the top in crayon with the "E" backwards.
Logo on the Reds’ city connect helmet looks like first-gen 3D printing, red on black uni is pretty snazzy tho
September 6, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Logo on the Reds’ city connect helmet looks like first-gen 3D printing, red on black uni is pretty snazzy tho