Jimmy Fireplaces, Esq.
@peiseresq.bsky.social
In-house tech lawyer, dad, haltingly recovering abyss-gazer. Prone to overinvestment in the Mets and Tottenham Hotspur.
Meanwhile, even Granny Weatherwax can’t rescue West Ham
September 19, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Meanwhile, even Granny Weatherwax can’t rescue West Ham
“Issues getting tea from England due to excessive taxes” feels like it has historical precedent
September 3, 2025 at 3:40 PM
“Issues getting tea from England due to excessive taxes” feels like it has historical precedent
on top of EVERYTHING ELSE we’re gonna get another garbage summer of rain every weekend, huh
June 6, 2025 at 2:48 PM
on top of EVERYTHING ELSE we’re gonna get another garbage summer of rain every weekend, huh
@aahabershaw.bsky.social Exciting delivery this morning!
May 31, 2025 at 7:43 PM
@aahabershaw.bsky.social Exciting delivery this morning!
porque no los dos .gif
May 21, 2025 at 1:57 PM
porque no los dos .gif
man’s name reminding me i gotta grab school snacks for the kids this weekend, they love nootbaars
May 3, 2025 at 2:41 AM
man’s name reminding me i gotta grab school snacks for the kids this weekend, they love nootbaars
Some Americans are only lucky enough to have one friend
May 2, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Some Americans are only lucky enough to have one friend
God, remember when Ange Postecoglou was cool and everybody liked him and he said things like the classic Aussie slang phrase “he’s one pork chop short of a riverboat cruise?”
April 23, 2025 at 5:33 PM
God, remember when Ange Postecoglou was cool and everybody liked him and he said things like the classic Aussie slang phrase “he’s one pork chop short of a riverboat cruise?”
well mate we’re all one pork chop short of a riverboat cruise
April 23, 2025 at 2:55 PM
well mate we’re all one pork chop short of a riverboat cruise
Errrr hey there NBC - it’s not any sort of “shift,” it’s just good old fashioned “utter lack of accountability or character.”
April 22, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Errrr hey there NBC - it’s not any sort of “shift,” it’s just good old fashioned “utter lack of accountability or character.”
no idea what’s going on in this picture but it’s the most british magazine cover ever produced
April 20, 2025 at 1:19 PM
no idea what’s going on in this picture but it’s the most british magazine cover ever produced
Tower Bridge is pretty cool
April 15, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Tower Bridge is pretty cool
President Business!
April 4, 2025 at 8:49 PM
President Business!
fascists should get milkshakes, actually
March 20, 2025 at 7:59 PM
fascists should get milkshakes, actually
a wild timo werner appears!
March 5, 2025 at 6:48 PM
a wild timo werner appears!
That’s a solid choice.
For some reason this guy’s giving me Klinsmann:
For some reason this guy’s giving me Klinsmann:
March 5, 2025 at 2:00 PM
That’s a solid choice.
For some reason this guy’s giving me Klinsmann:
For some reason this guy’s giving me Klinsmann:
“nacer chadli” is basically a pokémon name already
March 5, 2025 at 1:31 PM
“nacer chadli” is basically a pokémon name already
There is nothing more scathing a Vermonter can say
March 1, 2025 at 10:42 PM
There is nothing more scathing a Vermonter can say
“i get up when i want, except on wednesdays when i get rudely awakened by the dustmen”
February 28, 2025 at 1:11 PM
“i get up when i want, except on wednesdays when i get rudely awakened by the dustmen”
I think this year’s Hugo for ‘Most Incredibly Sci-Fi Author Headshot’ is spoken for
February 28, 2025 at 12:58 PM
I think this year’s Hugo for ‘Most Incredibly Sci-Fi Author Headshot’ is spoken for
The aging anglophonophile hipster equivalent of putting a “you might also like drake” under kendrick albums?
February 22, 2025 at 6:51 PM
The aging anglophonophile hipster equivalent of putting a “you might also like drake” under kendrick albums?