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The gift of prophecy
Mamdani is going to bring him that snowglobe that plays "Memories" from CATS and we're going to get government grocery stores nationwide
November 22, 2025 at 4:03 AM
I love him
November 22, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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That which you call "good boy behavior" is what I call "normal boy behavior"
November 21, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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Laughing at Donald Trump saying he'd definitely feel comfortable living in Zohran Mamdani's New York on the same day that half the consultant brain-poisoned Democratic party voted to condemn socialism
November 21, 2025 at 9:08 PM
At a city Christmas party. A bunch of kids asked me what time the tree was going to be lit and I told them it was at seven. They screamed 6-7 and started jumping around. I've been played like a damned fiddle
November 21, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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you know what? good advice.
Reporter: Are you affirming that you think the president is a fascist?

Mamdani: I've spoken about --

Trump: Just say yes, it's easier than explaining.
November 21, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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game design 101
November 21, 2025 at 11:46 AM
No matter how hard these people capitulated, it wasn't enough to spare them. There might be a lesson in there
November 21, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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Started watching I, FRANKENSTEIN, which has one of the most deranged premises I’ve ever encountered: Frankenstein’s monster is drawn into an ancient war between demons and gargoyles. There is an early montage in which the monster briefly twirls swords on a snowy mountain peak. A different era.
November 21, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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Deleting some images and rediscovered this gem.
November 19, 2025 at 7:37 PM
My child casually looking out the window, coincidentally having a fat ass
November 21, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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God, what a punchline
Larry Summers’s co-teacher at Harvard:

“We will miss his insights and his wisdom”

Student:

“NO WE WON’T”

dude pretends he doesn’t hear, then intros Tony Blair lmao
November 21, 2025 at 2:44 AM
That which you call "good boy behavior" is what I call "normal boy behavior"
November 21, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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what was this guy’s fucking problem
November 20, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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Wait hang on this is crazy
November 20, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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Checking in on MechaHitler
November 20, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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Headlines That Look Like Shitposts
November 20, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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every line in this six second clip of the case closed dub
November 19, 2025 at 9:31 PM
November 20, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Ringo is silly prancer
November 20, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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I’m gonna fucking throw up laughing dude
November 20, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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YOU 🫵 LOVE ❤️ CARS

Pave paradise and wishlist Car Park Capital:
store.steampowered.com/app/3031880/...
November 20, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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Loving this Larry Summers arc where he’s like, wow taking a step back from leadership now that I found out about my own behavior which I have had access to at all times
November 20, 2025 at 3:06 AM
GDT's Frankenstein was pretty good. My two complaints are that the monster was too sexy AND they literally said "Frankenstein is the monster"
November 19, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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The original international man
November 19, 2025 at 1:22 PM