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cmonmaque.bsky.social
Bart with an american flag on his forehead saying "now germany is scoring off me."
November 28, 2025 at 9:25 AM
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cabel.panic.com
"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!"

"no problem boss. i'm on it"
an ad for the new series “welcome to derry” with the tagline “go back to where IT all began“, except somehow, they highlighted the word “to“ instead of “it“
November 29, 2025 at 8:51 PM
pazuzuonline.bsky.social
Dr Pimplepopper but for Hemorrhoids
November 29, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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voxinsocks.bsky.social
same girl, same
November 29, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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cjzero.bsky.social
top notch mascottin'
November 29, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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boodoo.co
Retrofitting memes
November 29, 2025 at 4:55 AM
pazuzuonline.bsky.social
In China, it's considered very inauspicious if a piano falls on your head and then you pop out unharmed except your teeth are replaced with piano keys
November 29, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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pazuzuonline.bsky.social
Going to a gay bar on Thanksgiving is a top tier experience. An 80 year old man told me he doesn't need a family, he just needs black dick
November 27, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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littlekuriboh.bsky.social
The only thing less human than these AI dub performances is the decision to sign off on them

A company this big can pay human actors a decent wage, not produce slop that intentionally removes the human element.
November 28, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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stupidtwink.bsky.social
a man speaks to a woman: soo, you're one of them transgenders? she replies “ya, but i'm mostly into mario kart speedruns” then begins a lengthy bombast about mario kart later we see the man at a table with his wife. he says to her: martha, today i met someone whos... different but i'm learning that there's nothing wrong with that
October 9, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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stupidtwink.bsky.social
#comics #comic
im chillin with an alien i says to him: ugh, theres nothing good on netflix lol first world problems, right? it says to me: wait.. your people have discovered other worlds?? :0 i says to him: no dipshit we're just racist, keep up
November 28, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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stupidtwink.bsky.social
bob from bob’s burgers stumbles, obviously drunk. linda from bobs burgers says “bobby, whats wrong??” bob shouts “THEY NEUTERED ME LINDA!!!” he continues “I was so EDGY season 1!! now im NOTHING!!!!” linda says “bobby… what kind of loser would possibly give a crap about bob’s burgers not being edgy enough” a close up on my phone containing a google doc titled “IDEAS FOLDER!!! (secret)” the first idea is “bob from bob’s burgers is spiritually castrated” the cartoonist gazes down at it exhausted and says “yeah whatever” END
November 28, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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kieranhurley.bsky.social
incredible quote lol
When a doctor told me I’d come close to dying, and that the play had to stop using real knives, I remember thinking: “You just don’t understand theatre.”
November 28, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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indiegameart.bsky.social
Heaven's Vault (inkle Ltd, 2019)
November 28, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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aplante.com
i know WHY this is but that just makes it even more of a kick in the pants lmao
screenshot of a tumblr post from user “wildmansters” The thing that really boils my potatoes about Al in general is that I have been a creative professional for over a decade now and the devil has ALWAYS been in the details. Big and small, I've had single-person businesses rip me to shreds over how their colors turned out on newsprint, and have worked with huge companies with THICK brand guidelines with every detail of their brand identity laid out and enforced with an iron fist. But I guess all of that stuff doesn't matter anymore? Who gives a fuck if this Al generated baby has six fingers, that mom-and-pop shop is still going to use it. That rug from Temu says Happy Thanksgivirg? Oh well haha it's just a silly funny thing now (nevermind that you never would have given a B-grade item from a craft show the same consideration). I don't actually care that the Al Coca-cola ad has a truck that changes size every scene, but I can't help but think about how, if it had been some poor underpaid artist, they would have been laughed out of the building. I don't really know how to put it in a succint way but it just feels all the more obvious how much more grace and flexibility has always been possible but never offered.
November 28, 2025 at 3:28 AM
pazuzuonline.bsky.social
I found a local conservative wine show. The first couple minutes of every episode is high comedy youtu.be/wP5qf1Mv0VI?...
DOGS RED WINE EPISODE 6 - WHY BROWN EYES ARE BETTER THAN BLUE EYES
YouTube video by Dogs Red Wine
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November 28, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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Going to a gay bar on Thanksgiving is a top tier experience. An 80 year old man told me he doesn't need a family, he just needs black dick
November 27, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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cait.bsky.social
that's right bitches your ai boyfriends are making the pope fucking SICK
vulture.com Vulture @vulture.com · 3d
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
Even God Is Worried About ChatGPT
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
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November 27, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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megsfrompluto.bsky.social
Extremely dangerous to be watching the parade rn while I’m PMSing like crazy I fucking teared up over Sean Evans being a guest commentator bc he looked so happy. Teared up over the Mario Balloon. Teared up over Cynthia Erivo singing. Idk if I’m gonna make it
November 27, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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floppyadult.com
Closest thing you'll see from me maybe ever to a personal essay about a video game vgbees.com/im-great-at-...
I'm Great At Baby Steps Because I Walk Like That In Real Life - VGBees
CW: medical talk, surgical talk, bones, car accident In late May, an uninsured Lexus driver ran a yellow light and pulled in front of me...
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November 26, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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In the X Men Evolution comic tie-in, Xavier learns about Wolverine when he turns on the tv and sees him fighting a bear
November 26, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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leyawn.bsky.social
grok, fuck my wife in an epic manner. more vulgar, grok. use forbidden words
November 26, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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raxkingisdead.bsky.social
RIP to MEL magazine, the only outlet that would ever dare to commission nea to write this story and the only one that would ever allow me to say something like this for it
KNOW WHAT YOU’RE WORKING WITH In some ways, the fistee and the holiday turkey aren’t all that different. “Much like some bratty bottom, the turkey is frustrating but, properly handled, can be so rewarding,” says James Beard-nominated writer and MEL contributor Rax King. She’s right to say it. As
November 26, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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My favorite Yu-Gi-Oh card, art-wise, is Karakuri Ninishi. A robot geisha is a fun concept but the gears instead of cherry blossoms on her kimono is such a fun idea
November 25, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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Nintendo Kirby Face Fuzzy Slipper Socks $8.94 via Box Lunch. https://ow.ly/TwOz50XwRzb
November 24, 2025 at 9:45 PM