Payakan's Fedaykin
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Flawless like Wallace
On it like Gromit
On it like Gromit
February 7, 2026 at 3:23 PM
Flawless like Wallace
On it like Gromit
On it like Gromit
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pees a really cute amount that you cant get mad at
February 7, 2026 at 3:42 AM
pees a really cute amount that you cant get mad at
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Laughing imagining a guy seeing chappell roam grammy dress and saying "Aaaannnnndddd jacking off was not on my bingo card for 2026," it seems a little crass for me to just outright say in a quote tweet so I said I imagined a different guy saying it.
February 2, 2026 at 5:15 AM
Laughing imagining a guy seeing chappell roam grammy dress and saying "Aaaannnnndddd jacking off was not on my bingo card for 2026," it seems a little crass for me to just outright say in a quote tweet so I said I imagined a different guy saying it.
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ELON MUSK: your island is so freaking like, based. it's seriously like effing amazeballs. i'm going to basically be making like all of mars totally just like the same as how epic this is
STEPHEN HAWKING: jeff rey why, did you in vite, this lame, ass nerd
STEPHEN HAWKING: jeff rey why, did you in vite, this lame, ass nerd
January 30, 2026 at 11:37 PM
ELON MUSK: your island is so freaking like, based. it's seriously like effing amazeballs. i'm going to basically be making like all of mars totally just like the same as how epic this is
STEPHEN HAWKING: jeff rey why, did you in vite, this lame, ass nerd
STEPHEN HAWKING: jeff rey why, did you in vite, this lame, ass nerd
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there's somethings worth fighting for in this world mister frodo
January 23, 2026 at 11:07 PM
there's somethings worth fighting for in this world mister frodo
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I’ve tried very hard to engage with people in this community over the last 36 hours, but it’s clear that the culture here is corrosive and not interested in debate. It’s too bad, because my “Doctor Gizmo’s Patent Snake Oil Cure-All” is well worth the money, especially in this midst of this plague
January 18, 2026 at 3:31 PM
I’ve tried very hard to engage with people in this community over the last 36 hours, but it’s clear that the culture here is corrosive and not interested in debate. It’s too bad, because my “Doctor Gizmo’s Patent Snake Oil Cure-All” is well worth the money, especially in this midst of this plague
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Accidentally came to pick up my car from the shop an hour early and all the mechanics were circled around it with the hood up jacking off into it
January 11, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Accidentally came to pick up my car from the shop an hour early and all the mechanics were circled around it with the hood up jacking off into it
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Everything is 100% everyone’s fault
And 0% my fault
- Wisdom’s Knowledge
And 0% my fault
- Wisdom’s Knowledge
December 30, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Everything is 100% everyone’s fault
And 0% my fault
- Wisdom’s Knowledge
And 0% my fault
- Wisdom’s Knowledge
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Unfortunately still in a phase where if the bar cover band plays "Creep" it can completely change the trajectory of my life.
December 28, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Unfortunately still in a phase where if the bar cover band plays "Creep" it can completely change the trajectory of my life.
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Religious tip ~
If you say you’re without sin you can cast a ton of stones
If you say you’re without sin you can cast a ton of stones
December 25, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Religious tip ~
If you say you’re without sin you can cast a ton of stones
If you say you’re without sin you can cast a ton of stones
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Things are going great over at X, The Everything App
December 18, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Things are going great over at X, The Everything App
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When cartoon characters discuss numbers in base ten rather than base eight, it takes me completely out of my suspension of disbelief. Their society would not have developed that way.
December 9, 2025 at 9:21 PM
When cartoon characters discuss numbers in base ten rather than base eight, it takes me completely out of my suspension of disbelief. Their society would not have developed that way.
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eating a bunch of ball bearings before my MRI scan tomorrow
November 20, 2025 at 6:10 AM
eating a bunch of ball bearings before my MRI scan tomorrow
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(spending 9 billion dollars to make a robot say "i have always loved you") hard times create strong men
November 16, 2025 at 9:35 PM
(spending 9 billion dollars to make a robot say "i have always loved you") hard times create strong men
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“Jeffrey Epstein Was Practicing Pedophilia The Right Way” – Ezra Klein
November 16, 2025 at 4:56 PM
“Jeffrey Epstein Was Practicing Pedophilia The Right Way” – Ezra Klein
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We have food at home 😂
Food at home: Ramen that I cummed in
Food at home: Ramen that I cummed in
November 16, 2025 at 3:51 AM
We have food at home 😂
Food at home: Ramen that I cummed in
Food at home: Ramen that I cummed in
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You wouldn't last one day in my shoes. They are painfully small. And so, correspondingly, is my penis.
November 12, 2025 at 12:32 AM
You wouldn't last one day in my shoes. They are painfully small. And so, correspondingly, is my penis.
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Is is what it's
April 1, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Is is what it's
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chinese chuds be like "the east has fallen"
November 7, 2025 at 3:04 AM
chinese chuds be like "the east has fallen"
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Bedtime- it’s the most famous time to go to sleep. Yet some mischievous individuals choose to run away…
October 29, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Bedtime- it’s the most famous time to go to sleep. Yet some mischievous individuals choose to run away…
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The most misused word in the English language is "me". Everyone uses it to refer to themselves, but actually, it refers to me.
October 23, 2025 at 2:31 AM
The most misused word in the English language is "me". Everyone uses it to refer to themselves, but actually, it refers to me.
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As an autosexual foot fetishist with no filter, I feel like I’m constantly putting my foot in my mouth
October 9, 2025 at 5:40 PM
As an autosexual foot fetishist with no filter, I feel like I’m constantly putting my foot in my mouth