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scottrenshaw.bsky.social
“Didy’ever spike a news story to appease a fascist, only to have it totally blow up in your face?”
Photo of former “60 Minutes” humor commentator Andy Rooney
December 22, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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When Endeavor had to go Plus Ultra, so did @patrickseitz.bsky.social!
Full Interview on Youtube:
www.youtube.com/watch
December 18, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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radiodeadair.com
Hey everybody Buddo's back
kpw1453.bsky.social Kevin Wilbraham @kpw1453.bsky.social · 7d
‘Buddo’ - a rare representation of a human figure from the British Neolithic, dating to around 2900-2400 BC. Discovered at Skara Brae in the mid-C19th, it was re-discovered amongst the archaeological collections at Stromness Museum in 2016. 📸 My own. #FindsFriday #Archaeology
December 19, 2025 at 8:52 AM
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tylerhuckabee.bsky.social
this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.
December 15, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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gwillow.me
There are sick burns, and then there is the kind of 3rd degree that chars the entire epidermis like bacon
emilynussbaum.bsky.social Emily Nussbaum @emilynussbaum.bsky.social · 10d
Virginia Heffernan wrote this shortly after the 2016 election and it still holds true
THIS is what makes my head spin: The president is not a moral figure in any idiom, any land, any culture, any subculture. I'm not talking about the liberal enlightenment that would make him want the country to take care of the poor and sick. I mean he has no Republican values either. He has no honor among thieves, no cosa nostra loyalty, no Southern code against cheating or lying, none of the openness of New York, rectitude of Boston, expressiveness and kindness of California, no evangelical family values, no Protestant work ethic. No Catholic moral seriousness, no sense of contrition or gratitude. No Jewish moral and intellectual precision, sense of history. He doesn't care about the life of the mind OR the life of the senses. He is not mandarin, not committed to inquiry or justice, not hospitable. He is not proper. He is not a bon vivant who loves to eat, drink, laugh. There's nothing he would die for - not American values, obviously, but not the land of Russia or his wife or young son. He has some hollow success creeds from Norman Vincent Peale, but Peale was obsessed with fair-dealing and a Presbyterian pastor; Trump has no fairness or piety. He's not sentimental; no affection for dogs or babies. No love for mothers, "the common man"" veterans. He has no sense of military valor, and is openly a coward about war. He would have sorely lacked the pagan beauty and capacity to fight required in ancient Greece. He doesn't care about his wife or wives; he is a philanderer but he's not a romantic hero with great love for women and sex. He commands loyalty and labor from his children not because he loves them, even; he seems almost to hate them — and if one of them slipped it would be terrifying. He does no philanthropy. He doesn't - in a more secular key - even seem to have a sense of his enlightened self-interest enough to shake Angela Merkel's hand. Doesn't even affect a love for the arts, like most rich New Yorkers. He doesn't live and die by aesthetics and health practices like some fascists; he's very ugly and barely mammalian. Am I missing an obscure moral system to which he so much as nods? Also are there other people, living or dead, like him?
December 16, 2025 at 4:11 PM
patrickseitz.bsky.social
ANIME 405, this very weekend! Be there or be square—or if you’re me, be both! 🤣
December 13, 2025 at 6:11 AM
patrickseitz.bsky.social
Riding in a reliquary clinches St. Aquinas a top spot on the passenger princess leaderboard.
sardonicus.eu Sardonicus @sardonicus.eu · 16d
'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
a shot of a god botherer in a car, next to him on the passenger seat is a skull in an ornate box
December 10, 2025 at 9:28 AM
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internethippo.bsky.social
One of the many reasons AI can't produce good writing is it can't hate its own writing. It can't think to itself "Maybe I'm illiterate" during the writing process. And that's essential
December 9, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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theonion.com
“In the heat of the moment, you’ve got to make a decision, and sometimes that decision is imperfect,” said Hegseth
Pete Hegseth Invokes ‘Fog Of War’ After Pissing In Break Room Refrigerator
ARLINGTON, VA—Describing the incident as a split-second operational judgment made under rapidly evolving conditions, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth invoked the “fog of war” Thursday to explain why he ...
theonion.com
December 6, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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alexandragallant.com
Tapping the sign again
Page from BRAINS First Panel: "An AI has no sense of anything. No context. No experience." Illustration of a little pink frog (he's playing a blood cell in this comic, though, which is why he's pink) Second panel: "It cannot touch" the pink frog bends down to pick a flower Third panel: "It cannot smell" 'sniff sniff' the frog smells the flower Fourth panel: "It cannot breathe" (the frog is now dark blue with bright pink lungs visible, as though the frog has been imaged in some way) Fifth panel: "It cannot think" (the frogs brain is now visible, similarly to the lungs in the previous panel) Sixth panel: "It cannot be" the frog is floating and his cute lil butt is visible Seventh panel: "*Stares directly at camera*" the pink frog stares directly at camera Eight panel: "It cannot be... YOU"
November 25, 2025 at 5:50 PM
patrickseitz.bsky.social
How it feels to survive a rainy night-drive to San Diego and get those Cotijas carne asada fries. 🫡
a close up of a person 's hands reaching out to each other .
ALT: a close up of a person 's hands reaching out to each other .
media.tenor.com
November 21, 2025 at 7:42 AM
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richterscale.bsky.social
when you lightly touch miette with the side of your foot
atrupar.com Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · Nov 20
Insanity
SEDITIOUS BEHAVIOR, punishable by DEATH!
November 20, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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bitdizzy.bsky.social
DAD: Babe, I think the kid has Ovid

MOM: What? Covid?

CHILD:
Rose darke and full of foggye mist. And now they were within
A kenning of the upper earth, when Orphye did begin

DAD:
To dowt him lest shee followed not, and through an eager love
Desyrous for to see her, he his eyes did backward move.
November 15, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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edburmila.bsky.social
This is my favorite part of this cycle we've been repeating for my entire adult life: when they sit backwards on the chair for some real talk and explain that you're a fucking peasant who doesn't understand how things work.
mattheweadie.bsky.social Matthew Eadie @mattheweadie.bsky.social · Nov 10
Durbin said critics of his vote “need to understand how the Senate works”
November 10, 2025 at 1:52 PM
patrickseitz.bsky.social
Her: You better not be Big Head Mode from NFL Blitz when I get back.

Me:
Patrick Seitz holding a banner with his gigantic head in front of his actual head, a la a player’s appearance in NFL Blitz’s Big Head Mode.
November 11, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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jules.su
this is literally never not accurate
November 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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shindigs.bsky.social
zohran high school host club
November 5, 2025 at 5:37 AM
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ddayen.bsky.social
At this point, anyone—a university, a law firm, a corporation, a Democrat—bending the knee to Trump is doing it because they want to, not because of any political reality.
November 5, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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samthielman.com
I bet he can pronounce it now
November 5, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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kamrannikhad.bsky.social
Y'know, I'm starting to think that voters might be just a *little* unhappy about all the fascism and deadly incompetence.

Call it a hunch.
November 5, 2025 at 2:36 AM
patrickseitz.bsky.social
And not a moment longer. 💕
mikedrucker.bsky.social Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · Nov 5
I just wish Dick Cheney could’ve been here to see this today 😢 ❤️😢
November 5, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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verybadllama.bsky.social
"it's inevitable" has never struck me as a compelling argument for AI. never seen a genuinely useful technology ushered in with the enthusiasm of a tired mom coming to terms with the fact that her kids are going to pick up foot fungus at a community pool.
November 4, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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elienyc.bsky.social
Elected Democrats spending more time today praising Dick Cheney than Zohran Mamdani is a great case study in abject fucking moral failure.
November 4, 2025 at 10:52 PM
patrickseitz.bsky.social
@primogenitor34.bsky.social did such a great job on this Ragna artwork! I can’t wait for you guys to see it in person. 👍
primogenitor34.bsky.social Primogenitor34 | VGen Comms and Store Sale! @primogenitor34.bsky.social · Oct 26
Vector illustration commission for @patrickseitz.bsky.social, the English VA for Ragna the Bloodedge 🩸🔪

#blazblue #art
Vector illustration of Ragna the Bloodedge, the protagonist from the Blazblue series of fighting games by Arc System Works. He is standing right-of-center of frame in a lax position, his sword hefted over his right shoulder while his left hand is curled into a fist. Ragna's confident, if not cocky, gaze is averted toward the viewer. Dark clouds and black ink stains are dotted about on a red gradient background. Pen and ink art of Ragna used to color the vector illustration.
October 31, 2025 at 3:52 AM