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The mythology of good faith internal conflict with fascists is actually very destructive to movements towards democracy, in my opinion
The pro-democracy movement needs to include factions which we disagree with vehemently on all other matters.

That’s the point of a pro-democracy movement—we aren’t aligned on the direction of our society, but we all agree we should have a right to contest it freely and fairly.
December 30, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Can't tell if they're falling for it or they're like those birds who eat bugs off crocs, so the crocs put up with them
How are dipshits being swayed by MTG’s crocodile tears apology tour
December 30, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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They are $55,000 away from their goal. If they don't reach it by the end of the month, then they cannot open in the New Year.
December 29, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Right m, just like how when a bullet comes out of a gun, that's successful engineering, no matter who gets hurt
She helped pass a bill—which is 100% part of liberalism. Maybe you don’t like the bill. Maybe the bill will hurt some people and have bad outcomes. But that’s part of liberal democracy.
December 30, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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December 29, 2025 at 5:23 PM
re: NYT's oiled-up handjob of a profile on Marjorie Taylor Greene — Media outlets benefit from covering anyone with name recognition. If someone's name in a headline will make people click, they will do the story.
December 29, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Elden, no ring (34 and single)
December 29, 2025 at 2:47 AM
[flirting:] wanna come over to my dungeon and get ganked by my mobs?? 😅😏😜
December 28, 2025 at 11:40 PM
O-H
What an insane sequence to close the 3rd quarter in Columbus! Ohio State beats the 0.6 shot clock. UCLA beats the 3rd quarter buzzer from beyond half court! 🤯 #NCAAWBB #WCBB
December 28, 2025 at 8:55 PM
How it feels to be recognized as a regular by chatty farmers' market vendors
December 28, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Gold leaf window letting on the new bagel shop/bar/clothing boutique in your neighborhood? Enjoy that rent hike, pal
December 28, 2025 at 5:12 PM
AH YES THE TWO GENDERS
December 28, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Hey if they turn Gaza into Kushner's personal Dubai with our tax money, we will all suffer the worst of god's wrath in some way, i am sure of it
Jared Kushner, the president's son-in-law, is described as an "investor" and "developer" in this project into which more than $91 bn in US taxpayer funds are to be channeled. This is a straightforward violation of US anti-corruption legislation, as the NYC bar has noted in a report.
Trump reps draft $169 billion plan to develop Gaza into a 'smart city' with luxury resorts
Trump administration reps have just revealed a grandiose $112 billion (AUD $169 billion) plan to rebuild war-torn Gaza into a futuristic international destination dubbed “Project Sunrise.”
www.skynews.com.au
December 28, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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Small business owners are "excited to pay their taxes," according to Small Business Administration chief Kelly Loeffler, who with her husband has a net worth of about $1 billion.
Kelly Loeffler: "I don't think small business owners have ever been so excited to pay their taxes thanks to President Trump."
December 28, 2025 at 3:43 PM
The US version of this is Aerosmith's "dude looks like a lady." Came on while i was at the gym a week or two ago and i almost couldn't handle it.
it should be illegal to play lola by the kinks when you are the only doll in the busy waiting room.
December 28, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Conservatism + time = liberalism
Dear Jon Stewart c/o @weeklyshowpodcast.bsky.social
I recently watched, with great surprise and disappointment, a weeklyshowpodcast segment in which you and other "personalities," gleefully mocked and derided the relatively small subset of individuals who continue to wear a face mask in public.
December 27, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Embarking on a large scale apartment reorganization, might hire an etsy witch to get me through it
December 27, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Are we going with assy feastmas or feasty assmas???
December 27, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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Roddy Jones has a Pop Tart pocket square
December 27, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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Pop-Tart trombone slide cover.
December 27, 2025 at 3:44 PM
The things i would let Jane Fonda and Lily Tomlin do to me ...
December 27, 2025 at 3:52 PM
"Can cis women take testosterone?" Is such a funny conversation to have on Bluesky, where it will affect literally nothing
December 27, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I'm actually part of the team that puts together Obama's year-end lists, and we take it very seriously. It's like picking a new pope to us, especially since he got clowned by Lucy Dacus. You think Barack likes it when singer-songwriters call him a war criminal? Well, he doesn't
December 27, 2025 at 3:44 PM
"Die Hard" is old Germanic for "the struggle"
Die Hard was actually appropriated from pagans
December 26, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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i bet that jingle horse is happy he can finally put his feet down
December 26, 2025 at 1:09 PM