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Finally, a day honoring all California governors who have sought the White House
February 13, 2026 at 11:32 PM
Babe, wake up, it's time to browbeat strangers on the internet into your specific viewpoint on the remaining merits of US electoral politics
February 13, 2026 at 4:42 PM
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remember when centrists would call you an insane person if you said jeff bezos ownership is going to run the washington post into the ground
For those of you keeping score at home, the actual cut to the Post newsroom was 45%, not the widely reported one third. Remaining journalists are a bit over 400, down from around 1100 four years ago and 580 when Bezos bought the place.
February 13, 2026 at 4:29 PM
Not to disrespect burning that shit down in skinny jeans and sandals, but like at least cover your face and put some gloves on babe, babe!
February 13, 2026 at 4:25 PM
[cobain voice]: 🎵 i been locked inside your heart shaped box of meat 🎶
February 13, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Shoutout to the trans masc who said it would be heteronormative for me to top him, i do not think you know what that word means
February 13, 2026 at 4:16 PM
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One of the purest examples of a moral panic in our time. A clinic that had years-long waitlists and required an average of 7 appointments before providing transition care smeared and shut down for being reckless.
February 13, 2026 at 3:50 PM
Oh so rich people want to make us into cyborgs, got it. I assume they think we'll work harder and complain less that way?
February 13, 2026 at 4:12 PM
Ohhhh pleeease manufacture consent for me pleeeease i want to like the Ai so much so i can replace my employees with it but i need a brand that squares with my liberal sensibilities first to tell me it's okay ohhhh pleeeeease
Experiments conducted with the A.I. system Claude are producing fascinating results—and raising questions about the nature of selfhood. Gideon Lewis-Kraus reports from inside the company that designed it, Anthropic. newyorkermag.visitlink.me/rOfXjg
February 13, 2026 at 4:09 PM
Wow the dramatic reveal on the cigarette is so cinematic
PLAY FREEBIRD
February 13, 2026 at 4:04 PM
We need newsom's wario to come forward now to solidify this bloc
maybe the big tent is “people who have seen through gavin newsom, 2003 - present”
February 13, 2026 at 3:56 PM
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Just got a Teams message sent to the whole company about “Love Languages at Work”
February 13, 2026 at 3:25 PM
Someone explained the Epstein angle on the Guthrie kidnapping to me yesterday, and i really was ready to just die hearing about it
February 13, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Pam Bondi teaching a masterclass on white woman distraction tactic theatrics
February 13, 2026 at 3:36 PM
"Intensely painful" is underselling it. On top of the truly mind breaking pain of the original outbreak, i've had multiple episodes of post-shingles neuralgia, which is just intense nerve pain, in my fucking face. I have no idea when or if it will ever go away.
In terms of what cures are being lost:

- Epstein-Barr virus is perhaps the major trigger for multiple sclerosis
- herpes simplex virus causes cold sores, genital herpes, infections in babies, deadly meningitis
- shingles virus causes an intensely painful disease
February 13, 2026 at 9:19 AM
It is so transparently a campaign to build a system for the detention, torture, murder, and/or exile of anyone deemed undesirable. You don't need to be a rocket scientist who got a job through Operation Paperclip to see what such a system is and will continue to be used for.
honestly tired of trying to convince people that trump's immigration policy is not really about violent undocumented immigrants or even just undocumented immigrants, but immigrants in general and even non-white people more broadly.
cool, cool. so we are sort of like citizens, but not really?
February 13, 2026 at 8:46 AM
I can be so normal just watch me
February 13, 2026 at 6:31 AM
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The Trump administration is incarcerating migrant girls in, essentially, a forced pregnancy camp.
Trump administration is sending pregnant migrant girls to South Texas shelter flagged as medically inadequate
Government sources and advocates for the children worry the goal is to concentrate them in Texas, where abortion is banned.
www.kut.org
February 12, 2026 at 4:30 PM
You all have no idea the sad, pathetic feelings i'm not posting about right now. I really deserve a medal or something
February 12, 2026 at 4:39 PM
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The Atlantic is Atlanticking extremely hard this morning
February 12, 2026 at 4:21 PM
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If there's one thing wrestling fans really really love it's being told not to chant something. Works out every single time. See also: a decade of WWE fans chanting for CM Punk.
February 12, 2026 at 4:09 PM
Watching people fall for Josh Hawley's schtick over and over is breaking my brain
February 12, 2026 at 4:23 PM
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He literally says in this clip that ICE will keep in Minnesota “quick reaction forces” — a military term — to go after “agitators.” Remember that those on the ground in MPLS have spent more than a week trying to tell everyone that Trump’s prior “deescalation” was a ruse and ICE is still operational
Homan: "Operation Metro Surge is ending. In the next week, we're going to deploy the officers here on detail back to their home stations or to other areas of the country where they're needed."
February 12, 2026 at 2:44 PM
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We still need our neighbors back.
February 12, 2026 at 2:24 PM