the peche mode
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my foolproof advice for dealing with medical bills is to never ever pay that shit until you call someone at the billing office and politely bother them first. unless it's like a $20 copay they forgot to collect (and that I definitely owe) I literally always call bc I have nothing to lose but my time
November 12, 2025 at 10:51 PM
my foolproof advice for dealing with medical bills is to never ever pay that shit until you call someone at the billing office and politely bother them first. unless it's like a $20 copay they forgot to collect (and that I definitely owe) I literally always call bc I have nothing to lose but my time
![greeting card interior (with certain parts crossed out and crudely amended in pen):
hooray for your [our] 1st birthday [marriage anniversary]!
wishing you [us] lots of fun, happiness, and laughter all day [forever] long](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:q6rsxcujrg2uu5ndidll6mwn/bafkreigymt3bw5bfjoy5rqlx6sygfrbokh73u7ph7uahhqrq34dx7tgbvu@jpeg)
croque madame is the ms. pac-man of sandwiches
November 11, 2025 at 8:21 PM
croque madame is the ms. pac-man of sandwiches
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not sure if this is even possible but I feel like I use too many prepositions when I write? (prose not docs lol)
November 10, 2025 at 9:40 PM
not sure if this is even possible but I feel like I use too many prepositions when I write? (prose not docs lol)
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Incredible stuff happening here
![Putting the 'Anal Sac' in 'Banal
Sacrifices'
March 5, 2018 by Medical District Veterinary
Clinic
[photo of a brown chihuahua sticking their tongue out]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:z4llsx425l4htoylyyx6iam3/bafkreihejm7ip5f54enxqufwyshpqdzq6rcgbbfpzgj2fbjjg5dcwr4gyi@jpeg)
July 4, 2024 at 2:04 AM
Incredible stuff happening here
"commend" and "condemn" look and sound way too similar for words with literally opposite meanings
November 10, 2025 at 3:30 AM
"commend" and "condemn" look and sound way too similar for words with literally opposite meanings
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okay I hate to be that person but if you're gonna pay one of the LCD-billboard-trucks that patrol the strip to display an ad that says "my mom needs a kidney" in huge letters with a link to your fb group then at a minimum you NEED to put her blood type on there too!! that is critical information!!!!
November 9, 2025 at 6:39 AM
okay I hate to be that person but if you're gonna pay one of the LCD-billboard-trucks that patrol the strip to display an ad that says "my mom needs a kidney" in huge letters with a link to your fb group then at a minimum you NEED to put her blood type on there too!! that is critical information!!!!
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pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.
A Sharon Begley byline, almost 5 years after her death.
Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."
Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."
Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
James Watson, dead at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers
James Watson, the co-discoverer of the structure of DNA who died Thursday at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers.
www.statnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 12:55 AM
pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.
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begrudging advantage of winter is that I don't have to put on sunscreen to go out past like 4 PM... although I did put on too much concealer so that it basically turned into foundation and now I look uncannily smooth, like a mime
November 9, 2025 at 3:26 AM
begrudging advantage of winter is that I don't have to put on sunscreen to go out past like 4 PM... although I did put on too much concealer so that it basically turned into foundation and now I look uncannily smooth, like a mime
some of the king's goofy one-liners are pretty funny though
November 9, 2025 at 12:50 AM
some of the king's goofy one-liners are pretty funny though
this project uses chemistry. you can learn more about chemistry from the periodic table.
November 8, 2025 at 9:39 PM
this project uses chemistry. you can learn more about chemistry from the periodic table.
I know it's LITERALLY fall but every time my ficus drops leaves now (including perfectly non-crispy green leaves...) I'm just like "diva down!!!!"
November 8, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I know it's LITERALLY fall but every time my ficus drops leaves now (including perfectly non-crispy green leaves...) I'm just like "diva down!!!!"
got to the part in buffy where spike shows up and this guy sounds like he's doing an extremely tortured bowie impression lol
November 8, 2025 at 5:34 AM
got to the part in buffy where spike shows up and this guy sounds like he's doing an extremely tortured bowie impression lol
my calves are rock hard right now... both in the sexy way and the ouchie way
November 8, 2025 at 1:27 AM
my calves are rock hard right now... both in the sexy way and the ouchie way
everyone knows about smooth criminal but no one told me alien ant farm also covered everything she wants...
Everything She wAnts
YouTube video by Alien Ant Farm - Topic
youtu.be
November 7, 2025 at 8:23 PM
everyone knows about smooth criminal but no one told me alien ant farm also covered everything she wants...
asked noelle if she knew what unix time is and she was like "I thought eunuchs always have a bad time"
November 7, 2025 at 3:12 AM
asked noelle if she knew what unix time is and she was like "I thought eunuchs always have a bad time"
wild to complain that "the media" isn't covering xyz topic in the same post where you included a screenshot of a fucking BLOOMBERG headline on xyz topic? lmfao
November 7, 2025 at 1:28 AM
wild to complain that "the media" isn't covering xyz topic in the same post where you included a screenshot of a fucking BLOOMBERG headline on xyz topic? lmfao
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If the sandwich don’t split, you must acquit
Defense says that the officer's testimony was "very questionable" because he said the sandwich both exploded in spray of mustard and onions and also landed in its wrapper on the ground.
November 5, 2025 at 8:29 PM
If the sandwich don’t split, you must acquit
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Sigourney Weaver
November 5, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Sigourney Weaver
dreamt I was traveling abroad for work and at one point was like "okay I know we have goofy commemorative place names in america but 'hostage square' seems a little overboard"
November 6, 2025 at 6:44 PM
dreamt I was traveling abroad for work and at one point was like "okay I know we have goofy commemorative place names in america but 'hostage square' seems a little overboard"
