also would like to note that (1) this was for services rendered eleven fucking months ago and (2) it was actually a bill my wife got but I called and pretended to be her because that's what true love is (and bc I'm the one who's fluent in insurance-speak)

just now I called about one of those surprise $400 "your doctor sent a specimen to a lab but insurance didn't pay" bills and after very politely being like hey wtf is this the lab said they're gonna investigate and to ignore it for now. TBD obviously but this is why I never roll over and pay lol

this had me until perforce because I forgot not everyone's on git now...

actually this is also my biggest sin when writing docs because I'm always introducing shit as "the following <xyz>"

sorry I just like to describe where things are in relation to other things

lol the one I use is literally like that (xyosted autoinjector pen. which has the shittiest spring mechanism ever) but from context clues I'm guessing this was a "regular" needle.......

also "shiver our timbers" is inspired lol

which is fair but in that case they'd be better off linking to a "how to use github" guide and not a "here's a list of every git command-line option" guide 😭 unless you also want to learn how to cherry-pick commits...

it's a nice gesture but if you're just storing your shit on github I think linking to the git man pages is way overkill lol. you can download a zip file from any repo in two clicks!!

the thing is that this is my first time caring for a ficus, the nursery where I got it sells them for super cheap, I can easily get another, etc. but for one, my pride will be wounded. and for two, I don't think I'll ever find another one that looks this funny