Andor the Relentless
@outstack.bsky.social
Former journalist, then charity PR, now a one-man waste of NHS resources. Undercover Lancastrian in Hertfordshire.
A greasy spoon called Beans Me Up, Scotty
You’ve just opened up a Star Trek Themed Restaurant.
What are you calling it?
What are you calling it?
ncc-1701-g is written on the side of a spaceship
ALT: ncc-1701-g is written on the side of a spaceship
media.tenor.com
December 27, 2025 at 5:58 AM
A greasy spoon called Beans Me Up, Scotty
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Watching THE GREEN KNIGHT again
April 22, 2024 at 7:43 PM
Watching THE GREEN KNIGHT again
Well @quantick.bsky.social this has gone over spectacularly well with the film student.
December 25, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Well @quantick.bsky.social this has gone over spectacularly well with the film student.
Inside you there are two wolves…
(Aka my kids really know what to get me for Christmas)
(Aka my kids really know what to get me for Christmas)
December 25, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Inside you there are two wolves…
(Aka my kids really know what to get me for Christmas)
(Aka my kids really know what to get me for Christmas)
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BBC are showing A Question of Attribution on Saturday - it’s amazing ❤️
www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b...
www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b...
BBC One - Screen One, A Question of Attribution
Alan Bennett's drama about the double life led by Sir Anthony Blunt.
www.bbc.co.uk
December 23, 2025 at 9:51 PM
BBC are showing A Question of Attribution on Saturday - it’s amazing ❤️
www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b...
www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b...
Even though I have been settled in .. for many years, I happily remember my childhood in Werbolhty.
For those who know the UK:
Chatgpt is equally at home with screwing around with borders and names.
I asked it to "Generate a map of the United Kingdom with all the counties named" 🤣
Chatgpt is equally at home with screwing around with borders and names.
I asked it to "Generate a map of the United Kingdom with all the counties named" 🤣
December 23, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Even though I have been settled in .. for many years, I happily remember my childhood in Werbolhty.
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The Sound of Music is on TV tonight, so we must point you, yet again, to this all-timer by Melinda Taub from our archives.
I Regret to Inform You That My Wedding to Captain Von Trapp Has Been Canceled
Dear friends, family, and Austrian nobility, Captain Von Trapp and I are very sorry to inform you that we no longer plan to wed. We offer our deepe...
buff.ly
December 22, 2025 at 2:05 AM
The Sound of Music is on TV tonight, so we must point you, yet again, to this all-timer by Melinda Taub from our archives.
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Back from the cinema, glass of red, into the 20’s of December - must be time for @andrewmale.bsky.social’s Have Yourself a Desolate Little Christmas playlist. I made an Apple Music version music.apple.com/gb/playlist/...
Have Yourself A Desolate Little Christmas by Lloyd Shepherd on Apple Music
Playlist · 39 Songs
music.apple.com
December 20, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Back from the cinema, glass of red, into the 20’s of December - must be time for @andrewmale.bsky.social’s Have Yourself a Desolate Little Christmas playlist. I made an Apple Music version music.apple.com/gb/playlist/...
Please go to your assigned viewing stations at once. This is not a drill. Do not stop to gather personal belongings, except for popcorn and a toothpick.
Hard Boiled is free to watch on Tubi buff.ly/giIfoIr
watch this movie if you like action movies at all or Stranglehold (the game is the sequel to this)
watch this movie if you like action movies at all or Stranglehold (the game is the sequel to this)
December 21, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Please go to your assigned viewing stations at once. This is not a drill. Do not stop to gather personal belongings, except for popcorn and a toothpick.
Oh, I am among my people.
this is the greatest feeling, when the cord box proves its utility to a family member
December 20, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Oh, I am among my people.
Interesting headline figures from Ofcom's latest report - fewer UK adults using X than Wikipedia (or Tesco online, for that matter.) Fulll report www.ofcom.org.uk/media-use-an...
December 12, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Interesting headline figures from Ofcom's latest report - fewer UK adults using X than Wikipedia (or Tesco online, for that matter.) Fulll report www.ofcom.org.uk/media-use-an...
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
December 8, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
Slightly delayed, but the footage from Pompeii just downloaded.
December 7, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Slightly delayed, but the footage from Pompeii just downloaded.
Is this the first "shots fired" response in history? @ianleslie.bsky.social
December 6, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Is this the first "shots fired" response in history? @ianleslie.bsky.social
Is this about the football, or possible post-independence trading blocks?
Canada, Iran & New Zealand would do fine for Scotland
But it'll probably be Argentina, Morocco and Italy
But it'll probably be Argentina, Morocco and Italy
December 5, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Is this about the football, or possible post-independence trading blocks?
My copy is actually a gift for someone else. I will hate to give it away, but will love seeing them open it. Still time to buy another for me, I guess.
This much-loved gift is also available from shop.printtrail.com/product/the-...
December 2, 2025 at 4:25 PM
My copy is actually a gift for someone else. I will hate to give it away, but will love seeing them open it. Still time to buy another for me, I guess.
This, in particular, is the saddest space anyone has ever played pinball in:
December 2, 2025 at 6:19 AM
This, in particular, is the saddest space anyone has ever played pinball in:
Nah pop no style, I strictly roots
Nah pop no style, I strictly roots
See me 'pon de road, I 'earin' you call out to me
True you see me in m'pants and ting
See me in me 'alter back
Sey me gi' you 'eart attack
Gimme little bass, make m'wine up m'waist
Uptown top ranking
Nah pop no style, I strictly roots
See me 'pon de road, I 'earin' you call out to me
True you see me in m'pants and ting
See me in me 'alter back
Sey me gi' you 'eart attack
Gimme little bass, make m'wine up m'waist
Uptown top ranking
When me come a dance, a tuff me tuff,
Some a dem a sey me raggamuffin an' ruff,
Come a dancehall an' me must mash it up,
Like a dem dynamite man it must blow up,
Dancehall nice yes it nicest,
Dancehall good an' man it nicest,
Dancehall nice man it nicest,
Dance ah ah ee-ee,
Watch this.
Some a dem a sey me raggamuffin an' ruff,
Come a dancehall an' me must mash it up,
Like a dem dynamite man it must blow up,
Dancehall nice yes it nicest,
Dancehall good an' man it nicest,
Dancehall nice man it nicest,
Dance ah ah ee-ee,
Watch this.
November 23, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Nah pop no style, I strictly roots
Nah pop no style, I strictly roots
See me 'pon de road, I 'earin' you call out to me
True you see me in m'pants and ting
See me in me 'alter back
Sey me gi' you 'eart attack
Gimme little bass, make m'wine up m'waist
Uptown top ranking
Nah pop no style, I strictly roots
See me 'pon de road, I 'earin' you call out to me
True you see me in m'pants and ting
See me in me 'alter back
Sey me gi' you 'eart attack
Gimme little bass, make m'wine up m'waist
Uptown top ranking
How rabbit holes work: I saw this comment, thought "ooh, interesting," looked it up at our local library (I'm community-minded and cheap!). Didn't find it, but did find this, and I now I'm reading a book where poet Emily Dickinson solves murders www.goodreads.com/book/show/59...
November 22, 2025 at 7:15 AM
How rabbit holes work: I saw this comment, thought "ooh, interesting," looked it up at our local library (I'm community-minded and cheap!). Didn't find it, but did find this, and I now I'm reading a book where poet Emily Dickinson solves murders www.goodreads.com/book/show/59...
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Oliver Hardy, Stan Laurel, Jimmy Durante and Buster Keaton 1932
November 22, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Oliver Hardy, Stan Laurel, Jimmy Durante and Buster Keaton 1932
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this, *this*, is the greatest crossover of all time
November 21, 2025 at 7:28 PM
this, *this*, is the greatest crossover of all time
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Every few years I feel compelled to post about the best hotel hack ever, because every time I post about it, it turns out to be new to lots of folks …
November 20, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Every few years I feel compelled to post about the best hotel hack ever, because every time I post about it, it turns out to be new to lots of folks …
It is a masterpiece, and yet almost impossible to find on any service without having to pay again.
This scene is perfect: www.youtube.com/watch?v=oflb...
This scene is perfect: www.youtube.com/watch?v=oflb...
November 19, 2025 at 5:03 PM
It is a masterpiece, and yet almost impossible to find on any service without having to pay again.
This scene is perfect: www.youtube.com/watch?v=oflb...
This scene is perfect: www.youtube.com/watch?v=oflb...
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NME's albums of the year from 1991. What an outstanding collection this is. And also Morrissey.
timworthington.org/2021/12/25/l...
timworthington.org/2021/12/25/l...
November 19, 2025 at 2:03 PM
NME's albums of the year from 1991. What an outstanding collection this is. And also Morrissey.
timworthington.org/2021/12/25/l...
timworthington.org/2021/12/25/l...
On the TV commentary, you can hear someone in the background yelling "shoot!" about three seconds before he does. I turned to my wife and said "'Shoot'? That's daft."
Which is just one of the many reasons I am neither a commentator, nor an accomplished sportsman.
Great stuff. Well done Scotland!
Which is just one of the many reasons I am neither a commentator, nor an accomplished sportsman.
Great stuff. Well done Scotland!
The BBC Scotland commentary for Kenny McLean’s halfway line goal is glorious. Stuff of dreams. 🔥
Congratulations #Scotland, see you at the World Cup.
Congratulations #Scotland, see you at the World Cup.
November 19, 2025 at 6:50 AM
On the TV commentary, you can hear someone in the background yelling "shoot!" about three seconds before he does. I turned to my wife and said "'Shoot'? That's daft."
Which is just one of the many reasons I am neither a commentator, nor an accomplished sportsman.
Great stuff. Well done Scotland!
Which is just one of the many reasons I am neither a commentator, nor an accomplished sportsman.
Great stuff. Well done Scotland!