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oom_rl
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this account will prefer to be shitposting rather than whining until further notice.
used to run a nuclear reactor underwater.

following based on {funny/articulate} posts.
if you're not posting I'm probably not following back.

📍 MD, USA
Pinned
but I wish it were that simple.
It's not just war around the globe, but current-gen policing in America, and basic "how do we treat each other".

Best way I can put it is how Patrick Skinner (@SkinnerPm) who is a cop but ex-USCG+CIA puts it on Twitter: "All of us matter, or none of us do."

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You’re at what
I need you at ‘the hell’
November 11, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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i just told my daughter she couldn’t wear the same outfit a second day in a row and she said “my signature style is dirty”
November 12, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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just updated the dog’s graphics card
November 12, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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I like to wear my cowboy hat to the grocery store then stand in front of the canned beans shelf asking passersby which kind they think the other fellas on the cattle drive would like. “You think Bourbon and Brown Sugar?” I ask.
October 19, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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good news, my therapist said I'm cured and to never contact her again
November 11, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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my DHS LAW ENFORCEMENT DOES NOT PEPPER SPRAY CHILDREN t-shirt is raising a lot of questions i would have thought were answered by the shirt
November 12, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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Joyce Carol Oates has inspired legions

via @maiamindel.bsky.social
November 12, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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bean club bean club bean club
November 12, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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giving joyce carol oates my password for nextdoor so she can drag my neighbor who won’t stop posting “happy fall y’all” every single day
November 12, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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I don’t wanna fuck a robot I want robot give me warm potato when I come in from the cold
November 12, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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"I'm still punk," I sigh as I dunk my donut in milk of magnesia.
November 8, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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They say do what you love and you'll never work a day in your life. I love embezzlement.
November 9, 2025 at 6:02 AM
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just finished building a ship in a la croix can.

i mean i think it's done, i can't see it
November 12, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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The internet isn't fun anymore. I miss when it was just pictures of cats with bad grammar, not a global prison that monetizes despair.
November 12, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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*patting professional building* yes yes you're a very good building
October 29, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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Ask your doctor if watching tiny dogs scamper along in the park is right for you
November 8, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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the nectar of the dogs (puddle water)
November 11, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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This headline is journalistic malpractice. This isn't Epstein "alleging" that Trump knew. This is Epstein and Maxwell discussing - in 2011, long before Trump had political salience - how the FACT that Trump knew might play out

Both of them took as a given that this was a fact in a private email
November 12, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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when new yorkers all experience something on social media it's like a rat that got ahold of a brazil nut. when upper midwesterners all experience something on social media it's a breathtaking dance of radiant light and color across the entire night sky
November 12, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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Beautiful night to stare at the night sky.

Zachary Field - Plymouth, MN
November 12, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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IT GOT BETTER

📍Central MN
November 12, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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Glad this story is finally public but also incredible that it is taking media so long to dig up what is essentially open knowledge in these communities rn.
November 12, 2025 at 2:07 AM
For anyone else who vaguely 'roots for' the Washington Commanders, I happened to be closing out a tab and this is...way too correct.

Gift Article:
defector.com/why-your-tea...
Why Your Team Sucks 2025: Washington Commanders | Defector
Some people are fans of the Washington Commanders. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the Washington Commanders. This 2025 Defector NFL team preview is for those in the latter group. Read all ...
defector.com
November 12, 2025 at 4:49 AM
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in Alberta, they would have us kids draw graphic anti-drinking-and-driving messages on brown paper bags that liquor stores used over the holidays, so parents would see the bags and be reminded they would be orphaning their children

they still do this!

www.saddalberta.com/liquor-bag-c...
Liquor Bag Campaign | SADD Alberta
liquor bag campaign, impaired driving students, don't drink and drive
www.saddalberta.com
November 12, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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From my sister in Cottage Grove 😍
November 12, 2025 at 3:56 AM