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No matter where you go, there you are.
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If I don't know you, and no followers in common, and your profile is default, I'm likely going to block you. Esp if you have no posts.
random reminder that i do sell* my artwork (art at @jbphoto.me )

*unless you're a magat trump supporter. trump supporters and the like are NOT allowed to buy my art.
it is forbidden.
November 14, 2025 at 6:58 PM
LOOOOOOOOOOOOL $2m bond for the dumbfuck whistlendiesel on tax evasion xD

(if you have no idea who/what that is, ignore this. it's dumb internet youtuber shit)
November 14, 2025 at 6:46 PM
one of the quickest ways to get me to unsubscribe to your youtube channel is if i see "members only" bullshit.

you're gonna need real amazing shit normally for me to not immediately unsub and set your shit to not show up again.
November 14, 2025 at 1:31 PM
a movie that i've seen multiple times, including when it came out. that i've never come close to understanding why people enjoy this movie.
i hate it so much, it's caused me to watch it a few times to try to see why others like it.
not been able to.
0/10 Napoleon Dynamite
shitty ass movie.
November 14, 2025 at 1:20 PM
any metal fans around?
youtu.be/QJavHc48iZU
Electric Fan Harp in the bathhouse │ 銭湯で扇風琴 ♨️
YouTube video by ELECTRONICOS FANTASTICOS!
youtu.be
November 14, 2025 at 1:17 PM
mornin.
you must whip it.
youtu.be/NvIqXzujruQ
Wuki & Devo - Whip It [Official Visualizer]
YouTube video by Wuki
youtu.be
November 14, 2025 at 1:11 PM
honestly, the whole white house complex should be flattened as a punishment to the American people for letting this tyrant commit crime after crime.
and the national mall, turn into a shopping mall.
November 14, 2025 at 1:43 AM
one of the most annoying things about big-box stores today is employees never knowing what anything is.

asked today if they have metal straws, and the person responded like i asked where a flux cap was or something.

they had never heard of the concept o_o
November 14, 2025 at 12:33 AM
im pretty sure this means oreo is running out of ideas, and is a sign of the end times.
oh wow that’s crazy

oreos with bits of

of oreos. in them

Real Bits of Oreos
November 13, 2025 at 7:10 PM
at this rate, still being a trump supporter _should_ make you unemployable.
i'd never hire a trump supporter.
not even to wipe my ass.
November 13, 2025 at 7:09 PM
idea for a capitalistic cop propaganda kids cartoon show: Investa-Gator. a friendly neighborhood Alligator who is a police investigator by day, and an investment banker by night.

we'll get ChatAPT ai thing to write it.
November 13, 2025 at 4:54 PM
there's only three people on the internet.
yourself.
chat.
that asshole who steals your username on websites.
November 13, 2025 at 4:45 PM
if your ever around the DC region, esp Alexandria, va.
i got some really good reccos for coffee ^_^
BREAKING: Starbucks workers have launched a massive, nationwide strike.

Baristas in 40 cities have walked off the job on the busiest day of Starbucks' year.

Upwards of 12,000 @sbworkersunited.org members could ultimately go on strike as the union escalates.
November 13, 2025 at 3:25 PM
ohshit, new Nappy Roots video dropped youtu.be/hfswLkPHeM0
Nappy Roots - Chitlin Circuit ft @trinidadjames567 [Official Music Video]
YouTube video by Nappy Roots
youtu.be
November 13, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Reposted by pronto
President and CEOs email address is: benjamin_murray@skyservice.com

They claim to care about DEI on their corporate responsibility page: www.skyservice.com/about/corpor...

If you are planning to write to them, note that the address is actually Flightline Drive, not Road.
🧊✈️ Hello, Collaborator🖕

ICE Air flights at Seattle are now being refueled and serviced by SkyService, which is a... (checks notes)

😲 Canadian company 🇨🇦

Hmm...
November 12, 2025 at 8:43 PM
oh shit, clipping. did a fundraiser set for npr
youtu.be/h0-k7vW9Xek?...
clipping.: Tiny Desk Concert
YouTube video by NPR Music
youtu.be
November 9, 2025 at 3:45 PM
there should be a reaction emoji solely for the purpose of asking for a joke explainer.
just a question mark reaction can feel aggressive sometimes.

and "meme" will always be two me in my head
November 9, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I want a German/French bakery called Die Pain, next to a cheese store called Lone Cheese in Provo Utah that only sells provolone cheese.
November 9, 2025 at 3:17 PM
one of the most brilliant scams every pulled on employees, that to this day tricks a lot of people in tech, is the concept of unlimited PTO 🤣
November 9, 2025 at 2:04 PM
on yet another The Expanse rewatch, and while i'll always love this show, it does feel very propaganda-like on how evil they make Marco Inaros to be.
fighting for noble reasons, but doing absolutely heinous non-remediable shit.
November 8, 2025 at 7:30 PM
so, *looking up instructions to subway*
its legal to throw sammies at armed people now? :3
November 7, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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“In New York City, mayor-elect Zohran Mamdani’s campaign was among the most openly pro-trans in history. He regularly name-checked the trans community in speeches and hired trans people to help right his trans rights platform.” This is a great piece and is well worth your time.
For @msnbc.com I wrote about how Tuesday's election gives Democrats the blueprint for overcoming Republican anti-trans attacks and how thus should settle all the talk about throwing trans people under the bus.

www.msnbc.com/opinion/msnb...
Opinion | Democrats’ election wins showed they don't need to hide their support for trans rights
Republicans repeated Trump's anti-trans strategy from 2024 and lost big. This should be instructive for Democrats.
www.msnbc.com
November 6, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Reposted by pronto
November 4, 2025 at 9:02 PM
oh boy. went to the dentist. and lol'd
$11k of work needed (after insurance covers like half)
yeah
thats not happening xD
at least i know what and why will be my future pain xD
November 4, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Reposted by pronto
Dick Cheney’s death as a free, comfortable man should be clear evidence that there is no determinate arc of history, no justice, no accountability—except for that which we make by organizing, revolting, and overthrowing those who presently rule the world.
November 4, 2025 at 5:14 PM