Will Kelly
@otherwillkelly.bsky.social
Fiction Writer. Has appeared or is forthcoming.
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the virginia flag should have both tits out. and the dude she's stepping on should have tits too. ive had a few dad sodas
February 9, 2026 at 1:41 AM
the virginia flag should have both tits out. and the dude she's stepping on should have tits too. ive had a few dad sodas
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What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss? Anton Chigurh here for FanDuel,
February 8, 2026 at 11:49 PM
What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss? Anton Chigurh here for FanDuel,
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I'm at the combination
December 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I'm at the combination
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The birth of the author
November 12, 2025 at 11:31 AM
The birth of the author
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I’m not talking about the “AI “actress”” thing because it is so clearly an astroturfed non-story which only benefits from people taking it seriously, even as outrage / distaste. It does not exist. It *will* not exist, at least as executed by these people. I refuse to fall for it.
October 3, 2025 at 3:40 AM
I’m not talking about the “AI “actress”” thing because it is so clearly an astroturfed non-story which only benefits from people taking it seriously, even as outrage / distaste. It does not exist. It *will* not exist, at least as executed by these people. I refuse to fall for it.
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“Oh, did a sportsball happen?” I whisper smugly from my vantage point on a distant cliff, the sounds of celebration in the village far below just barely audible over the lonely wind whipping my tattered cloak
February 10, 2025 at 4:10 AM
“Oh, did a sportsball happen?” I whisper smugly from my vantage point on a distant cliff, the sounds of celebration in the village far below just barely audible over the lonely wind whipping my tattered cloak
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dude this party is such an echo chamber. it's just friends hanging out and chilling and having a good time. you need to invite some people over who want to kill you with hammers
June 11, 2025 at 12:53 PM
dude this party is such an echo chamber. it's just friends hanging out and chilling and having a good time. you need to invite some people over who want to kill you with hammers
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hey now/you're an all-star/don't dream it's over
May 18, 2025 at 2:15 AM
hey now/you're an all-star/don't dream it's over
I bet Nim Chimpsky would have been great at ChatGPT.
May 7, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I bet Nim Chimpsky would have been great at ChatGPT.
Guy who becomes a cardinal just so he can be in the Sistine Chapel without all the tourists.
May 7, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Guy who becomes a cardinal just so he can be in the Sistine Chapel without all the tourists.
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Interesting that Star Wars fans choose to celebrate the franchise on May 4th, the birthday of Adolf Hitler 🤔
May 4, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Interesting that Star Wars fans choose to celebrate the franchise on May 4th, the birthday of Adolf Hitler 🤔
That young man's name was Albert Einstein.
I was 28 in 2016 and this is an insane characterization of what growing up as a white man in my cohort was like. Demonstrative of how out-of-touch the cultural right is with actual American life www.theredneckintellectual.com/p/right-wing...
April 30, 2025 at 4:59 PM
That young man's name was Albert Einstein.
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i know the 'Irish stock market' is a real thing but it sounds vaguely racist to me. like it's what the Americans call a board behind the bar with all the drink prices on it
April 7, 2025 at 8:35 AM
i know the 'Irish stock market' is a real thing but it sounds vaguely racist to me. like it's what the Americans call a board behind the bar with all the drink prices on it
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I still think White Lotus: Wisconsin Dells would slap so hard.
April 7, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I still think White Lotus: Wisconsin Dells would slap so hard.
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Once again, as cynical as people were about things, if you had said a year ago that Trump would simply hire Elon Musk to dismantle the federal government and destroy Social Security through an agency called DOGE, you would have been put in a padded room.
March 28, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Once again, as cynical as people were about things, if you had said a year ago that Trump would simply hire Elon Musk to dismantle the federal government and destroy Social Security through an agency called DOGE, you would have been put in a padded room.
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Study Finds Majority Of Americans Die Without Ever Fulfilling Narrative Function
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March 27, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Study Finds Majority Of Americans Die Without Ever Fulfilling Narrative Function
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One of the disturbing reactions to the Mahmoud Khalil arrest is people making things up that he did to justify it that even the Trump admin doesn't claim he did. People just see him as the *type* of person who did the things they're mad about, so punishing him for it is acceptable. Lynching logic.
March 12, 2025 at 2:29 PM
One of the disturbing reactions to the Mahmoud Khalil arrest is people making things up that he did to justify it that even the Trump admin doesn't claim he did. People just see him as the *type* of person who did the things they're mad about, so punishing him for it is acceptable. Lynching logic.
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less than five hundred years ago even the most powerful monarch was at the mercy of childhood disease and weather. now we can do literal concrete things about both and are in fact actively choosing to die of childhood disease and weather
March 12, 2025 at 3:17 AM
less than five hundred years ago even the most powerful monarch was at the mercy of childhood disease and weather. now we can do literal concrete things about both and are in fact actively choosing to die of childhood disease and weather
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“The scariest words in the English language are ‘I’m from the private sector and I’m here to maximize efficiency.’”
March 7, 2025 at 1:08 PM
“The scariest words in the English language are ‘I’m from the private sector and I’m here to maximize efficiency.’”
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Happy International Women’s Day to the most international woman of all: the woman trapped on the International Space Station
March 8, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Happy International Women’s Day to the most international woman of all: the woman trapped on the International Space Station
Every Stardust song, ranked:
2. Music Sounds Better With You (radio edit)
1. Music Sounds Better With You
2. Music Sounds Better With You (radio edit)
1. Music Sounds Better With You
February 28, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Every Stardust song, ranked:
2. Music Sounds Better With You (radio edit)
1. Music Sounds Better With You
2. Music Sounds Better With You (radio edit)
1. Music Sounds Better With You
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[ceo tossing and turning in bed] the air. the air they breathe should be a subscription service.
January 5, 2025 at 6:19 PM
[ceo tossing and turning in bed] the air. the air they breathe should be a subscription service.
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One of the most underrated cultural divides in America is between people who know and care what motion smoothing is and people who still don't. The anti-smoothers went for Kamala by 20 points, minimum.
February 23, 2025 at 3:12 AM
One of the most underrated cultural divides in America is between people who know and care what motion smoothing is and people who still don't. The anti-smoothers went for Kamala by 20 points, minimum.