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Banda Bassotti
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Collecting and dispensing entropy.
Profile picture is not me.

All my followers are bots until proven otherwise.
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🎶🎵"Meet the bossa nova. Same as the bossa velha"🎵🎶
about 65% of the time I've goge a superpower to ignore randome commentants about me.

incredibility glad about that. tyty.
February 18, 2026 at 8:04 PM
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I like to use real life as a sort of internet
February 18, 2026 at 2:42 AM
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when life gives you demons, make demonade
February 16, 2026 at 5:33 PM
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Give a man a compliment, he’ll blush for a day

Teach a man to fish for a compliment, this guy sucks now, thanks a lot
February 16, 2026 at 2:33 PM
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February 15, 2026 at 7:23 PM
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Canary Worf.
February 15, 2026 at 4:50 PM
"No rats in Alberta", I mutter to myself as I finish pouring Joe's cement shoes on the shore of lake Athabasca.
February 15, 2026 at 8:12 PM
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Very cool website if you want to see how many people and who exactly is in space (orbit) right now.
I look at it surprisingly often. Usually whenever I see some recent footage from up there.

whoisinspace.com
Who Is In Space - Live Updates
Who Is In Space is constantly updated to make sure you can easily find out how many people are in space.
whoisinspace.com
November 4, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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my most prized possession
February 14, 2026 at 11:18 PM
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it's not easy breeding deer for gigantism, but that's why I make the big bucks
February 12, 2026 at 8:48 PM
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It's stupid how angry people get even angrier when you tell them "you need to relax." Why are you mad at me? I'm giving you a really good idea.
February 12, 2026 at 4:09 PM
My cinematographer's so damn childish.
Won't stop playing with them dollies.
February 12, 2026 at 10:28 AM
Despite the name, I've never once seen this cheese chedding.
February 11, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Solid state lasagna battery.
February 11, 2026 at 12:44 PM
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figured out how to make this website usable, finally
February 11, 2026 at 5:24 AM
Efemural keys. (you store them in your pants pocket)
February 10, 2026 at 10:07 PM
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me too pepper me too
February 10, 2026 at 5:14 AM
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Get it on
Filet mignon
Get it on
February 10, 2026 at 3:22 AM
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I’m really excited about our upcoming roadmap of features that make it even easier to not post
February 9, 2026 at 8:38 PM
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roommates when I forget to close a window:
WE HAVE DRAFTS
February 9, 2026 at 8:32 PM
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Oh boy, version 1.116.0 just hit the Releases section on github.
Some fun things in that changelog.
February 4, 2026 at 10:02 PM
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Go Hawks, fuck the Patriots for what they did to Raiden in MGS2
February 9, 2026 at 3:23 AM
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pointing at the crying laughing emoji on my doctors pain scale
February 5, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Mount Tambora in 1815: Compiling Vulcan shaders...
February 5, 2026 at 7:30 AM
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humorism but the humors are gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss, and of course phlegm
February 5, 2026 at 5:57 AM