Banda Bassotti
@orpach.neocities.org
Collecting and dispensing entropy.
Profile picture is not me.
All my followers are bots until proven otherwise.
Collecting and dispensing entropy.
Profile picture is not me.
All my followers are bots until proven otherwise.
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Banda Bassotti
@orpach.neocities.org
· Mar 28
🎶🎵"Meet the bossa nova. Same as the bossa velha"🎵🎶
about 65% of the time I've goge a superpower to ignore randome commentants about me.
incredibility glad about that. tyty.
incredibility glad about that. tyty.
February 18, 2026 at 8:04 PM
about 65% of the time I've goge a superpower to ignore randome commentants about me.
incredibility glad about that. tyty.
incredibility glad about that. tyty.
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I like to use real life as a sort of internet
February 18, 2026 at 2:42 AM
I like to use real life as a sort of internet
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when life gives you demons, make demonade
February 16, 2026 at 5:33 PM
when life gives you demons, make demonade
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Give a man a compliment, he’ll blush for a day
Teach a man to fish for a compliment, this guy sucks now, thanks a lot
Teach a man to fish for a compliment, this guy sucks now, thanks a lot
February 16, 2026 at 2:33 PM
Give a man a compliment, he’ll blush for a day
Teach a man to fish for a compliment, this guy sucks now, thanks a lot
Teach a man to fish for a compliment, this guy sucks now, thanks a lot
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"No rats in Alberta", I mutter to myself as I finish pouring Joe's cement shoes on the shore of lake Athabasca.
February 15, 2026 at 8:12 PM
"No rats in Alberta", I mutter to myself as I finish pouring Joe's cement shoes on the shore of lake Athabasca.
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Very cool website if you want to see how many people and who exactly is in space (orbit) right now.
I look at it surprisingly often. Usually whenever I see some recent footage from up there.
whoisinspace.com
I look at it surprisingly often. Usually whenever I see some recent footage from up there.
whoisinspace.com
Who Is In Space - Live Updates
Who Is In Space is constantly updated to make sure you can easily find out how many people are in space.
whoisinspace.com
November 4, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Very cool website if you want to see how many people and who exactly is in space (orbit) right now.
I look at it surprisingly often. Usually whenever I see some recent footage from up there.
whoisinspace.com
I look at it surprisingly often. Usually whenever I see some recent footage from up there.
whoisinspace.com
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my most prized possession
February 14, 2026 at 11:18 PM
my most prized possession
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it's not easy breeding deer for gigantism, but that's why I make the big bucks
February 12, 2026 at 8:48 PM
it's not easy breeding deer for gigantism, but that's why I make the big bucks
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It's stupid how angry people get even angrier when you tell them "you need to relax." Why are you mad at me? I'm giving you a really good idea.
February 12, 2026 at 4:09 PM
It's stupid how angry people get even angrier when you tell them "you need to relax." Why are you mad at me? I'm giving you a really good idea.
My cinematographer's so damn childish.
Won't stop playing with them dollies.
Won't stop playing with them dollies.
February 12, 2026 at 10:28 AM
My cinematographer's so damn childish.
Won't stop playing with them dollies.
Won't stop playing with them dollies.
Despite the name, I've never once seen this cheese chedding.
February 11, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Despite the name, I've never once seen this cheese chedding.
Solid state lasagna battery.
February 11, 2026 at 12:44 PM
Solid state lasagna battery.
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figured out how to make this website usable, finally
February 11, 2026 at 5:24 AM
figured out how to make this website usable, finally
Efemural keys. (you store them in your pants pocket)
February 10, 2026 at 10:07 PM
Efemural keys. (you store them in your pants pocket)
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me too pepper me too
February 10, 2026 at 5:14 AM
me too pepper me too
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Get it on
Filet mignon
Get it on
Filet mignon
Get it on
February 10, 2026 at 3:22 AM
Get it on
Filet mignon
Get it on
Filet mignon
Get it on
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I’m really excited about our upcoming roadmap of features that make it even easier to not post
February 9, 2026 at 8:38 PM
I’m really excited about our upcoming roadmap of features that make it even easier to not post
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roommates when I forget to close a window:
WE HAVE DRAFTS
February 9, 2026 at 8:32 PM
roommates when I forget to close a window:
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Oh boy, version 1.116.0 just hit the Releases section on github.
Some fun things in that changelog.
Some fun things in that changelog.
February 4, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Oh boy, version 1.116.0 just hit the Releases section on github.
Some fun things in that changelog.
Some fun things in that changelog.
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Go Hawks, fuck the Patriots for what they did to Raiden in MGS2
February 9, 2026 at 3:23 AM
Go Hawks, fuck the Patriots for what they did to Raiden in MGS2
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pointing at the crying laughing emoji on my doctors pain scale
February 5, 2026 at 3:40 PM
pointing at the crying laughing emoji on my doctors pain scale
Mount Tambora in 1815: Compiling Vulcan shaders...
February 5, 2026 at 7:30 AM
Mount Tambora in 1815: Compiling Vulcan shaders...
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humorism but the humors are gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss, and of course phlegm
February 5, 2026 at 5:57 AM
humorism but the humors are gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss, and of course phlegm