Banda Bassotti
@orpach.neocities.org
Collecting and dispensing entropy.
Profile picture is not me.
All my followers are bots until proven otherwise.
Collecting and dispensing entropy.
Profile picture is not me.
All my followers are bots until proven otherwise.
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Banda Bassotti
@orpach.neocities.org
· Mar 28
🎶🎵"Meet the bossa nova. Same as the bossa velha"🎵🎶
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behind every grape man is a woman raisin him
December 28, 2025 at 7:13 AM
behind every grape man is a woman raisin him
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looking for an EUV hookup by asking: A/S/M/L?
December 27, 2025 at 9:33 PM
looking for an EUV hookup by asking: A/S/M/L?
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They say imitation crab is the sincerest form of crab
December 27, 2025 at 1:56 PM
They say imitation crab is the sincerest form of crab
I hope you all got a visit from Santa.
Except for Canada, I hear they only get notwithstanding.
Except for Canada, I hear they only get notwithstanding.
December 25, 2025 at 5:40 AM
I hope you all got a visit from Santa.
Except for Canada, I hear they only get notwithstanding.
Except for Canada, I hear they only get notwithstanding.
I'm still annoyed that Apple gave up on target display mode on their products.
I don't think they ever had it on laptops, but it would be such an incredible value-add to them.
Even if it couldn't hit native resolution.
I don't think they ever had it on laptops, but it would be such an incredible value-add to them.
Even if it couldn't hit native resolution.
December 25, 2025 at 5:19 AM
I'm still annoyed that Apple gave up on target display mode on their products.
I don't think they ever had it on laptops, but it would be such an incredible value-add to them.
Even if it couldn't hit native resolution.
I don't think they ever had it on laptops, but it would be such an incredible value-add to them.
Even if it couldn't hit native resolution.
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PRESENT DAY
PRESENT...TIME!
PRESENT...TIME!
December 25, 2025 at 1:48 AM
PRESENT DAY
PRESENT...TIME!
PRESENT...TIME!
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Indeco IFP28X pulverizer with googly eyes.
December 23, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Indeco IFP28X pulverizer with googly eyes.
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Keepchange You! Filthy Animal
December 23, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Keepchange You! Filthy Animal
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"God forbid a drum got a little motion" is going into voice bank
December 23, 2025 at 4:03 AM
"God forbid a drum got a little motion" is going into voice bank
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I wish I didn't know now what I didn't know then.
November 9, 2024 at 4:43 AM
I wish I didn't know now what I didn't know then.
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i love no context facebook poultry group stuff that is accidentally a meme
December 21, 2025 at 10:26 PM
i love no context facebook poultry group stuff that is accidentally a meme
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Today I made a candy glass sugar cookie based on Ellsworth Kelly's 'Austin' chapel (2018) on the Blanton Museum grounds.
December 21, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Today I made a candy glass sugar cookie based on Ellsworth Kelly's 'Austin' chapel (2018) on the Blanton Museum grounds.
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man I love avocados but I really wish they weren't so hard to cut
December 22, 2025 at 1:41 AM
man I love avocados but I really wish they weren't so hard to cut
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Today is the December solstice at 15:03 GMT/16:03 CET.
This @eumetsat.int MTG‑I1 image from 19 December 2025, 06:00 GMT, shows Earth’s day–night terminator tilted near its annual maximum of about 23.5°.
This @eumetsat.int MTG‑I1 image from 19 December 2025, 06:00 GMT, shows Earth’s day–night terminator tilted near its annual maximum of about 23.5°.
December 21, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Today is the December solstice at 15:03 GMT/16:03 CET.
This @eumetsat.int MTG‑I1 image from 19 December 2025, 06:00 GMT, shows Earth’s day–night terminator tilted near its annual maximum of about 23.5°.
This @eumetsat.int MTG‑I1 image from 19 December 2025, 06:00 GMT, shows Earth’s day–night terminator tilted near its annual maximum of about 23.5°.
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playing this while filming people beating the absolute shit out of each other in the parking lot
December 21, 2025 at 4:12 AM
playing this while filming people beating the absolute shit out of each other in the parking lot
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nice argument. unfortunately for you i have already portrayed you as the passed out and drooling sleeptime bear and me as the alert, confident and powerful throat cooler koala
December 20, 2025 at 3:00 PM
nice argument. unfortunately for you i have already portrayed you as the passed out and drooling sleeptime bear and me as the alert, confident and powerful throat cooler koala
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PSA: Please do not send me or my colleagues your story ideas for the game we're actively working on. Especially do not send us your long, detailed manifesto about what changes we should make and your ideas for improving the story. We can't read it. We won't read it. Don't do it!
December 19, 2025 at 8:39 PM
PSA: Please do not send me or my colleagues your story ideas for the game we're actively working on. Especially do not send us your long, detailed manifesto about what changes we should make and your ideas for improving the story. We can't read it. We won't read it. Don't do it!
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they're garnishing my wages. they paper clip a little sprig of parsley to the check
December 19, 2025 at 8:52 PM
they're garnishing my wages. they paper clip a little sprig of parsley to the check
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They are defragging the church to speed up the Mass storage
December 19, 2025 at 12:31 PM
They are defragging the church to speed up the Mass storage
But you were mistaken.
I was just piss takin'.
I was just piss takin'.
December 19, 2025 at 6:48 PM
But you were mistaken.
I was just piss takin'.
I was just piss takin'.
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The carbon tet reaction is due to something known in the biz as "game respects game".
May 25, 2025 at 8:42 PM
The carbon tet reaction is due to something known in the biz as "game respects game".