Bee!!
onlinewitch.bsky.social
Bee!!
@onlinewitch.bsky.social
Into video games and ttrpgs, is epic and funny
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Because everything's piling up really bad lately, maybe not getting the job, I might need some help if anyone's able to, also check out my partner's cool crochet!
paypal.me/BeeStreams?c...
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one thing younger people might find funny: when those of us growing up in the '90s answered the phone, we said, "hello, the year is 1992." which is what you'd expect, right? except we did that from 1990 to 1999. i still have no idea why
July 23, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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Sorry but personally if a miniature horse woke me up from anesthesia by banging out nonsense on a miniature keyboard it would send me into a liminal space between life and death from which I would never return
July 20, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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"I asked grok" "I asked ChatGPT"
yeah well I asked Gold Ship and she kicked me in the face
July 20, 2025 at 11:07 AM
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agnes tachyon #umamusume
July 17, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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My Char Journey went like this:

[watched the first episode of 79]: why is this red guy wearing such a stupid outfit. and what's with the mask? is he ugly? is he disfigured? burned?

[watched the second episode of 79 where he flips the mask off and is gorgeous] HE IS WEARING IT FOR THE AESTHETIC??
July 16, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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also published one last update to FMC to correct outstanding mistakes and reupload the B&W version of the PDF

thank y’all for your continued interest in this project! :)

traversefantasy.itch.io/fmc
Fantastic Medieval Campaigns by Traverse Fantasy
A new version of the original role-playing game
traversefantasy.itch.io
July 6, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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"why does restaurant food taste better than food cooked at home"

The cook does not care if you live or die and uses salt and butter accordingly
July 2, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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Sinners (2025)
July 2, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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June 14, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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If you're looking for someone for video work (or know someone who is!), please consider hiring Zøë for it. And if you can spare a coin for their ko-fi in the meantime, please consider doing so.

Link to her portfolio: zoewolfe.gay
June 27, 2025 at 1:09 PM
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volume 2 of capital! traversefantasy.itch.io/mini-capital...

wrote a postface on my blog bc i realized marx’s analysis of social capital had interesting future-historical implications: traversefantasy.blogspot.com/2025/06/marx...
June 27, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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IKEA knows its customer base
June 27, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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john wick is an urban fantasy story but all instances of "magic" have been ctrl+f and replaced with "crime"
the John Wick universe is what you get if someone explained everything about Vampire: the Masquerade except that the characters are vampires
June 16, 2025 at 8:32 AM
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hey all if you could share/boost/support it would be greatly appreciated, a close friend of mine is having a rough couple of months and could really use some support

she's been there for a me a lot over the years and id like to show up however i can here

www.gofundme.com/f/assist-a-f...
Donate to Assist a Friend Through a Tough Month, organized by Margot Hieggelke
A dear friend of mine has been struggling with getting enough shifts at work la… Margot Hieggelke needs your support for Assist a Friend Through a Tough Month
www.gofundme.com
June 4, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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Mythic Bastionland is sick. I think it's my favourite @bastionland.bsky.social thing (and I love everything he's made). Lots of neat design ideas. But I love it most for how it infuses chivalric romance into its every facet. You journey through a mythic landscape. Every beat is vibes.

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Played Mythic Bastionland for the first time over the weekend. One of those games I'm going to be chewing on for a while because the structure - a hexcrawl with narrative beats layered on top of spark table generation - is so smart.
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June 3, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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everyone makes fun of witches and wizards with comically enormous hats... until they go to scry on them and realize that it blocks the sensor almost entirely, no countermagic necessary
May 29, 2025 at 12:22 PM
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Fact of the matter is "hey, I have uncertain feelings about my gender identity I want to discuss with a therapist who can help me make sense of them" and "I would like to change my sex characteristics" are two separate healthcare issues that can and should be provided independent of each other
May 18, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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yes
May 12, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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I am once again begging you all to understand that passing as cis does not necessarily require being pretty or thin.
May 11, 2025 at 7:01 AM
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every morning when you wake up, ideally before you even get out of bed, eat an entire bag of flour. flour is very inexpensive. you can afford it
If you’re over 30, quote this with some life advice 🤌🏼
May 10, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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May 9, 2025 at 5:56 AM
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I genuinely believe it wasnt him. The police reported that he had abandoned his hoodie and his backpack near the scene of the crime a few hours after it happened. But then multiple states away in only a few days he was "recognized by his hoodie and backpack"... You mean the ones he abandoned?
May 6, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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honestly the longer the luigi mangione case goes on for the more i’ve become convinced he wasn’t even the guy that shot the unitedhealth CEO and is just a fall guy the state decided upon to punish
May 6, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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Eveyone & their brother is using ChatGPT to avoid doing the reading/homework & we’re all going to suffer bc of it.
May 7, 2025 at 7:11 PM