Parker Williams
@oneatehundreds.bsky.social
Illustrator • Pink Lady apples fan • I mostly just follow and retweet (re…sky?) funny people, and occasionally try to comment funny responses. Some of them land.
Trying to find all the people I follow on the (eX-)bird app.
http://ParkerWillia.ms
Trying to find all the people I follow on the (eX-)bird app.
http://ParkerWillia.ms
Pinned
Graphite and white charcoal pencil on gray tone-paper, roughly 11×14”
My niece, a dancer, graduated high school on June 5th, and I drew this portrait of her that night, presenting it as a gift the next evening at her grad party. Forgot to post to here until now, but still proud of it
My niece, a dancer, graduated high school on June 5th, and I drew this portrait of her that night, presenting it as a gift the next evening at her grad party. Forgot to post to here until now, but still proud of it
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Men only think about 15 things, and two of them are Macaroni Camp Style and London Loaf
February 8, 2024 at 3:40 PM
Men only think about 15 things, and two of them are Macaroni Camp Style and London Loaf
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IMO, it raises the question of how useful are executives?
A study by Dayforce shows 87% of executives use AI for work, compared to 57% of managers and just 27% of employees.
I think this explains the massive disconnect we see in how CEOs talk about AI versus everyone else. It also raises the question of how useful it truly is for frontline work?
I think this explains the massive disconnect we see in how CEOs talk about AI versus everyone else. It also raises the question of how useful it truly is for frontline work?
Execs are embracing AI more than their employees are, new research suggests
Research from HR software company Dayforce suggests that executives are leaning into AI far more than their employees.
www.businessinsider.com
November 29, 2025 at 4:23 PM
IMO, it raises the question of how useful are executives?
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November 29, 2025 at 6:48 AM
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November 28, 2025 at 8:20 PM
One of the things weirdly preventing me from Bluesky finally supplanting Twitter, is the overwhelming way the notif badge has an exact number of new posts I'm subscribed to. I don't need to know that. Just show me one to indicate there are some, like Twitter does
Cc: @bsky.app @support.bsky.team
Cc: @bsky.app @support.bsky.team
November 28, 2025 at 6:22 PM
One of the things weirdly preventing me from Bluesky finally supplanting Twitter, is the overwhelming way the notif badge has an exact number of new posts I'm subscribed to. I don't need to know that. Just show me one to indicate there are some, like Twitter does
Cc: @bsky.app @support.bsky.team
Cc: @bsky.app @support.bsky.team
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Bring back Superman’s weird round head
Superman—then all of two years old—made his first appearance in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade 85 years ago, on November 21, 1940. Here's day-after coverage in the New York Times.
November 21, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Bring back Superman’s weird round head
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Eleventh Circuit throws out Trump's suit against CNN in a per curiam unpublished ruling. Meaning Trump's arguments were totally meritless, not even worthy of a published opinion. s3.documentcloud.org/documents/26...
November 18, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Eleventh Circuit throws out Trump's suit against CNN in a per curiam unpublished ruling. Meaning Trump's arguments were totally meritless, not even worthy of a published opinion. s3.documentcloud.org/documents/26...
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Trump Solemnly Lays Wreath At Site Where He Would Have Died During Vietnam War If He Weren’t Rich https://theonion.com/trump-solemnly-lays-wreath-at-site-where-he-would-have-1832907992/
November 11, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Trump Solemnly Lays Wreath At Site Where He Would Have Died During Vietnam War If He Weren’t Rich https://theonion.com/trump-solemnly-lays-wreath-at-site-where-he-would-have-1832907992/
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"Store employees are now required to smile if they are within 10 feet of a shopper.
They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.
If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."
🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.
If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."
🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
Target is now requiring its employees to smile more
As the holiday season fast approaches, Target is urging its employees to add a little more “jolly” to their work routine.
www.wilx.com
November 7, 2025 at 7:55 PM
"Store employees are now required to smile if they are within 10 feet of a shopper.
They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.
If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."
🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.
If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."
🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
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November 8, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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Mamdani: "My message to ICE agents & to everyone across this city is that everyone will be held to the same standard of the law. If you violate it, you must be held accountable. There is sadly a sense growing that certain people are allowed to violate that law, whether they be POTUS or ICE agents."
November 5, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Mamdani: "My message to ICE agents & to everyone across this city is that everyone will be held to the same standard of the law. If you violate it, you must be held accountable. There is sadly a sense growing that certain people are allowed to violate that law, whether they be POTUS or ICE agents."
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Communism was clearly not a topic on the dementia exam.
November 6, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Communism was clearly not a topic on the dementia exam.
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Two things can be true at once:
1. The job of elected representative is thankless, and if you care about policy, exhausting, and of late it is more dangerous
2. Jared Golden bet heavily on being a Trump-lite Democrat and it absolutely backfired on him and he's bailing before he gets kicked out
1. The job of elected representative is thankless, and if you care about policy, exhausting, and of late it is more dangerous
2. Jared Golden bet heavily on being a Trump-lite Democrat and it absolutely backfired on him and he's bailing before he gets kicked out
Seeing deranged takes using Jared Golden's retirement to blame progressives or whatever.
Ignore them and read what Golden actually wrote. He is burned out and afraid for his family.
This isn't some intraparty Dem strategy fight, it's a bleak reflection of our society getting worse.
Ignore them and read what Golden actually wrote. He is burned out and afraid for his family.
This isn't some intraparty Dem strategy fight, it's a bleak reflection of our society getting worse.
Jared Golden: I won’t seek reelection. Here’s why.
"What I could accomplish in this increasingly unproductive Congress pales in comparison to what I could do in that time as a husband, a father and a son."
www.bangordailynews.com
November 6, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Two things can be true at once:
1. The job of elected representative is thankless, and if you care about policy, exhausting, and of late it is more dangerous
2. Jared Golden bet heavily on being a Trump-lite Democrat and it absolutely backfired on him and he's bailing before he gets kicked out
1. The job of elected representative is thankless, and if you care about policy, exhausting, and of late it is more dangerous
2. Jared Golden bet heavily on being a Trump-lite Democrat and it absolutely backfired on him and he's bailing before he gets kicked out
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I'm watching a Christmas episode of the original He-Man and it's absolutely blowing my mind that they made Jesus Christ part of the cannon lore of the Masters of the Universe. Yes Orko, we really are all god's creatures
November 4, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I'm watching a Christmas episode of the original He-Man and it's absolutely blowing my mind that they made Jesus Christ part of the cannon lore of the Masters of the Universe. Yes Orko, we really are all god's creatures
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You can't make this up.
November 1, 2025 at 4:31 PM
You can't make this up.
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Trump posts crazy stuff like this at times where he feels like he’s not getting enough attention and wants people to start talking about him again. It’s deranged, narcissistic behavior.
November 1, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Trump posts crazy stuff like this at times where he feels like he’s not getting enough attention and wants people to start talking about him again. It’s deranged, narcissistic behavior.
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Please check your kids’ Halloween candy. I just found Ska Punk legends The Mighty, Mighty Bosstones in this Twix bar
October 31, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Please check your kids’ Halloween candy. I just found Ska Punk legends The Mighty, Mighty Bosstones in this Twix bar
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Do you all still have your baby eyeballs from when they fell out?
I traded mine like a total chump for a quarter each from the Eyeballs Fairy.
I traded mine like a total chump for a quarter each from the Eyeballs Fairy.
December 3, 2024 at 4:33 PM
Do you all still have your baby eyeballs from when they fell out?
I traded mine like a total chump for a quarter each from the Eyeballs Fairy.
I traded mine like a total chump for a quarter each from the Eyeballs Fairy.
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I like how Zohran Mamdani scandals are like "He called his old cousin his aunt one time" and Andrew Cuomo scandals are like "He sexually assaulted 13 women."
October 28, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I like how Zohran Mamdani scandals are like "He called his old cousin his aunt one time" and Andrew Cuomo scandals are like "He sexually assaulted 13 women."