No hands, you’re not the goalie
November 24, 2025 at 12:21 AM
No hands, you’re not the goalie
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i think everyone is sexy and beautiful unless you don’t recycle then you can be gone out of my sight
November 23, 2025 at 6:31 AM
i think everyone is sexy and beautiful unless you don’t recycle then you can be gone out of my sight
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when i got my job making the menus for an indian restaurant they made me sign a naan disclosure agreement
February 27, 2025 at 3:02 AM
when i got my job making the menus for an indian restaurant they made me sign a naan disclosure agreement
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I've never had a trans woman tell me to get back in the kitchen, or make a "joke" about how women shouldn't be allowed to vote. I've never seen trans women outside the planned parenthood calling women murderers and whores. trans women have never dogged me out for incorrectly performing femininity
November 22, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I've never had a trans woman tell me to get back in the kitchen, or make a "joke" about how women shouldn't be allowed to vote. I've never seen trans women outside the planned parenthood calling women murderers and whores. trans women have never dogged me out for incorrectly performing femininity
This is the most unsexy thing I’ve ever read jesus wept
November 22, 2025 at 2:12 PM
This is the most unsexy thing I’ve ever read jesus wept
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Boris Johnson is thrashing away in there like Oscar the Grouch
An enormous wall of trash about 500 feet in length and up to four stories tall was recently discovered near a highway in the English countryside, leading to a national outcry across Britain.
A Colossal, Hidden Pile of Trash Ignites Outcry in Britain
The discovery of a mountain of garbage near a highway is the latest example of what experts say is a growing problem of criminal organizations profiting from illegal dumping.
nyti.ms
November 22, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Boris Johnson is thrashing away in there like Oscar the Grouch
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Right now, there are literally hundreds of people in the world
November 22, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Right now, there are literally hundreds of people in the world
oh no
The House has resoundingly passed a resolution condemning my balls
November 21, 2025 at 7:17 PM
oh no
Handsome dude on my bus smells of good aftershave and faintly of cigarettes (this combo is unfortunately My Thing despite not smoking) and he has a nice friendly dog and I want to tell him I too am a friendly dog but I fear he would run
November 21, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Handsome dude on my bus smells of good aftershave and faintly of cigarettes (this combo is unfortunately My Thing despite not smoking) and he has a nice friendly dog and I want to tell him I too am a friendly dog but I fear he would run
Colleague asking me to schedule training for a new starter in January and I need everyone to wish and pray that I’m dead by then please please god
November 21, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Colleague asking me to schedule training for a new starter in January and I need everyone to wish and pray that I’m dead by then please please god
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Disney should forego making films that make them money and instead just make a sequel to treasure planet that's just master and commander in space so that they will instead make pretty much the same amount of money but I like it
November 21, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Disney should forego making films that make them money and instead just make a sequel to treasure planet that's just master and commander in space so that they will instead make pretty much the same amount of money but I like it
I hate AI, I hate all the negative news, I hate other people’s unsolicited thoughts and opinions all the fucking time. All the best things in life - food, friendship, sex, music, literature, my sweet cat - exist without social media and I think I’m close to being done with it?
November 21, 2025 at 6:39 AM
I hate AI, I hate all the negative news, I hate other people’s unsolicited thoughts and opinions all the fucking time. All the best things in life - food, friendship, sex, music, literature, my sweet cat - exist without social media and I think I’m close to being done with it?
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It’s rich people
The problem is rich people
The problem is rich people
November 20, 2025 at 4:45 PM
It’s rich people
The problem is rich people
The problem is rich people
The only possible reason I’d ever want to have kids is because I’m so curious to see if they’d have any chance of being blonde, since I was as a baby and my dad’s side are all blonde-haired and blue-eyed, I wonder if the Indian or English side would win out
November 20, 2025 at 5:46 PM
The only possible reason I’d ever want to have kids is because I’m so curious to see if they’d have any chance of being blonde, since I was as a baby and my dad’s side are all blonde-haired and blue-eyed, I wonder if the Indian or English side would win out
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When I arrive at the party
November 19, 2025 at 5:53 AM
When I arrive at the party
feel like pure shit just want a new car
November 20, 2025 at 3:09 PM
feel like pure shit just want a new car
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this is what happens when you confuse Actual London (containing many of the most deprived areas in Britain) with Media London (which is just the word ISLINGTON in big red letters, plus some antisemitism)
I sometimes feel like I am going mad.
Owning a £1.5m home is not normal in London or the South East of England.
Owning a £1.5m home is not normal in London or the South East of England.
November 20, 2025 at 12:35 PM
this is what happens when you confuse Actual London (containing many of the most deprived areas in Britain) with Media London (which is just the word ISLINGTON in big red letters, plus some antisemitism)
When people say “the NHS is not for sale” I want to pet their sweet heads and tell them that my darling, they’ve been selling us for years, you can only see the parts that are left
"MPs on the select committee said the UK needed to develop greater “sovereign” technology capacity, award more contracts to smaller, local providers, and be less reliant on deals that resulted in government departments becoming locked into services with US firms." www.theguardian.com/society/2025...
Microsoft has ‘ripped off the NHS’, says MP amid call for contracts with British firms
Samantha Niblett highlighted government’s multi-billion-pound deals with Microsoft and ‘getting locked in’
www.theguardian.com
November 20, 2025 at 10:50 AM
When people say “the NHS is not for sale” I want to pet their sweet heads and tell them that my darling, they’ve been selling us for years, you can only see the parts that are left
All I have thought about today is going home tbh
November 20, 2025 at 10:42 AM
All I have thought about today is going home tbh
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Cliff Richard, at 85, pointing at biscuits in his new 2026 calendar.
Makes other people look like they don't care what their fans want @countarthurstrong.bsky.social
Makes other people look like they don't care what their fans want @countarthurstrong.bsky.social
November 12, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Cliff Richard, at 85, pointing at biscuits in his new 2026 calendar.
Makes other people look like they don't care what their fans want @countarthurstrong.bsky.social
Makes other people look like they don't care what their fans want @countarthurstrong.bsky.social
I kept Pring shut in all day today cos it was cold and he must have panicked because he peed all over my bed 😭 don’t worry I have apologised to him for keeping him in and begged for his forgiveness
November 20, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I kept Pring shut in all day today cos it was cold and he must have panicked because he peed all over my bed 😭 don’t worry I have apologised to him for keeping him in and begged for his forgiveness
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he said AI wasn't taking my job fast enough
November 15, 2025 at 3:39 AM
he said AI wasn't taking my job fast enough
Two people from my old workplace have recently joined my current workplace; one was this cool quiet girl who I didn’t know well and the other is someone I went out with and sort of hate with my entire heart so this will make my current work-related anxiety even better! YAY!
November 19, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Two people from my old workplace have recently joined my current workplace; one was this cool quiet girl who I didn’t know well and the other is someone I went out with and sort of hate with my entire heart so this will make my current work-related anxiety even better! YAY!
Seeing a lot of intellectual takes and opinions on here and I thought I’d join in; I just ate an orange that was delicious and sweet and juicy and there aren’t many things left in life that you can say that about
November 19, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Seeing a lot of intellectual takes and opinions on here and I thought I’d join in; I just ate an orange that was delicious and sweet and juicy and there aren’t many things left in life that you can say that about