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Helen
@ohnoitshelen.bsky.social
An idiot.
13 circles done, 5 left to go. One of my favourite things in crochet and knitting is how when you start a big project you feel like it is going to never be done, but once you get to a certain point and it starts to sort of take shape it is feels so good. Pringles is under there somewhere.
November 23, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Best kind of belly
November 22, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
November 21, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Like clockwork
November 18, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Impromptu second meeting with the new GM and you’re not gonna believe the earring situation, fuck’s sake
November 18, 2025 at 12:24 PM
We’re getting there
November 17, 2025 at 12:00 AM
November 16, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I’m sorry this is all that’s left
November 16, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Take your pick (please note there are two bites out of the cookie already and I’m deffo finishing it tonight
November 16, 2025 at 4:29 PM
The hope is that the one on the left will become the one on the right (thats the photo from the pattern), I have about a month to make this happen alongside working 50+ hours per week. Can she do it?
November 15, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Ew no he isn’t
November 15, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Or my other baby girl cat back home, Sprite? (She is about 12 but still a kitten to me 🤗)
November 15, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Like this little bub?
November 15, 2025 at 9:52 AM
You have to try it!! It was genuinely just us bringing cakes we made and sharing them, and also meeting new people because we didn’t all know each other so it was even nicer 🥺 here’s a sample of what we brought but there was much more
November 14, 2025 at 11:59 PM
One arm folded politely, one arm draped casually, what a gentleman
November 14, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Met my new general manager today by bursting into my operational manager’s office yelling “take this croissant, I’m not allowed it”, then hurriedly introduced myself and she told me my earrings were unusual and I forgot I was wearing these ones, good first impression I reckon 😖
November 14, 2025 at 12:44 PM
I’m not kidding, I have genuinely thought about getting a little tattoo of his moustache, cos it would look like a little weird blob to anyone else but to me it would be this sweet face
November 13, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Let’s all skip work today! I can’t cry at my desk again! Let’s all meet up and just read quietly and drink nice hot drinks! I’ll bring my son, pictured here!
November 13, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Let me hold your head like this, we could fall in love
November 12, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Tell you something though yeah if you need an after work cry, you can’t go wrong with this lad to comfort you
November 10, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Imagine being this perfect
October 26, 2025 at 11:31 AM
You could just give him a lil smooch, no big deal, he loves it
October 12, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Baguette
September 24, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Loaf
September 24, 2025 at 1:07 PM
August 1, 2025 at 7:31 PM