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Helen
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An idiot.
What is she trying to say, I can’t parse it
November 24, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Unfortunately I believe he is now one with the blanket
November 24, 2025 at 7:44 AM
13 circles done, 5 left to go. One of my favourite things in crochet and knitting is how when you start a big project you feel like it is going to never be done, but once you get to a certain point and it starts to sort of take shape it is feels so good. Pringles is under there somewhere.
November 23, 2025 at 4:52 PM
My god, so the dimples were never real
November 22, 2025 at 11:04 PM
No I’m the rotting sandwich
November 22, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I believe in having accurate depictions of oneself across all forms of communication and social media
November 22, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Slicked you look like you work in a pet shop but you should really not be allowed to work in the pet shop. Insane hair always.
November 22, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Reposted by Helen
I've never had a trans woman tell me to get back in the kitchen, or make a "joke" about how women shouldn't be allowed to vote. I've never seen trans women outside the planned parenthood calling women murderers and whores. trans women have never dogged me out for incorrectly performing femininity
November 22, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Best kind of belly
November 22, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Is that a welcoming belly or is it a trap
November 22, 2025 at 12:28 PM
He’s so snuggly it’s actually scary
November 21, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
November 21, 2025 at 9:53 PM
You fucking better not be, I’ll sic Pringles on you
November 21, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Like… just leave me alone 😭😭😭 foreverrrrrr
November 21, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Not being a creep but this is actually so romantic, lock him down Trevor
November 21, 2025 at 3:46 PM