Tali (NumberW1tch)
@numberw1tch.bsky.social
Intergalactic Troubleshooter and Racing Princess
Pronouns: She/Her
Mild ASD and ADHD.
also @numberw1tch@queer.party and https://thermicbunny.wordpress.com
Pronouns: She/Her
Mild ASD and ADHD.
also @numberw1tch@queer.party and https://thermicbunny.wordpress.com
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*sniffsniff*
Hey. You smell like...
you smell like you need to take your meds, drink some water, and make sure you've got plenty of warm blankets to snuggle in for the night.
Bonus if those blankets contain SNACKS!
You are loved, oodles, even more than noodles. [that's a lot!]
Hey. You smell like...
you smell like you need to take your meds, drink some water, and make sure you've got plenty of warm blankets to snuggle in for the night.
Bonus if those blankets contain SNACKS!
You are loved, oodles, even more than noodles. [that's a lot!]
December 3, 2025 at 4:32 AM
*sniffsniff*
Hey. You smell like...
you smell like you need to take your meds, drink some water, and make sure you've got plenty of warm blankets to snuggle in for the night.
Bonus if those blankets contain SNACKS!
You are loved, oodles, even more than noodles. [that's a lot!]
Hey. You smell like...
you smell like you need to take your meds, drink some water, and make sure you've got plenty of warm blankets to snuggle in for the night.
Bonus if those blankets contain SNACKS!
You are loved, oodles, even more than noodles. [that's a lot!]
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i hope every single person who still buys harry potter merch or engages with that franchise is happy that they're literally making girl guides cry
girl guides uk have been forced very much against their will to exclude trans girls. full statement is here: www.girlguiding.org.uk/information-...
girl guides uk have been forced very much against their will to exclude trans girls. full statement is here: www.girlguiding.org.uk/information-...
December 2, 2025 at 2:33 PM
i hope every single person who still buys harry potter merch or engages with that franchise is happy that they're literally making girl guides cry
girl guides uk have been forced very much against their will to exclude trans girls. full statement is here: www.girlguiding.org.uk/information-...
girl guides uk have been forced very much against their will to exclude trans girls. full statement is here: www.girlguiding.org.uk/information-...
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Listening to David Lammy on @BBCr4today attempting to justify abolishing trial by jury, it is increasingly and terrifyingly clear that he simply does not understand the issues.
December 2, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Listening to David Lammy on @BBCr4today attempting to justify abolishing trial by jury, it is increasingly and terrifyingly clear that he simply does not understand the issues.
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What’s the bet the ‘gender critical’ transphobes are just upset that we have a cool concert at Wembley… and they’re stuck with their dire ‘discos’ after their miserable anti-trans LGB Alliance / FILIA events! 😆
December 2, 2025 at 1:15 AM
What’s the bet the ‘gender critical’ transphobes are just upset that we have a cool concert at Wembley… and they’re stuck with their dire ‘discos’ after their miserable anti-trans LGB Alliance / FILIA events! 😆
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ℑ𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔊𝔯𝔦𝔪 𝔇𝔞𝔯𝔨𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔰 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔉𝔞𝔯 𝔉𝔲𝔱𝔲𝔯𝔢, 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔢 𝔦𝔰 𝔒𝔫𝔩𝔶 𝔐𝔬𝔦
November 30, 2025 at 7:29 PM
ℑ𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔊𝔯𝔦𝔪 𝔇𝔞𝔯𝔨𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔰 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔉𝔞𝔯 𝔉𝔲𝔱𝔲𝔯𝔢, 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔢 𝔦𝔰 𝔒𝔫𝔩𝔶 𝔐𝔬𝔦
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very amused that to some folks this meme is my greatest contribution to game design
September 24, 2025 at 7:05 PM
very amused that to some folks this meme is my greatest contribution to game design
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“Text restyled with Meta AI” omg can you people do fucking ANYTHING?!?!?!?
November 29, 2025 at 12:25 PM
“Text restyled with Meta AI” omg can you people do fucking ANYTHING?!?!?!?
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For those who haven't come across the Terrible Worlds series - these are standalone novellas, entirely separate to one another in setting and plot, but loosely grouped in conceptual trios...
Next year, a new TERRIBLE WORLDS novella is coming your way from @aptshadow.bsky.social !
Preorder PREACHING TO THE CHOIR now: https://geni.us/preachtc
And dive into the rest of the thematically linked series whilst you wait. Each novella is a standalone but 1-6 are available in bind ups too!
Preorder PREACHING TO THE CHOIR now: https://geni.us/preachtc
And dive into the rest of the thematically linked series whilst you wait. Each novella is a standalone but 1-6 are available in bind ups too!
November 30, 2025 at 12:02 AM
For those who haven't come across the Terrible Worlds series - these are standalone novellas, entirely separate to one another in setting and plot, but loosely grouped in conceptual trios...
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definitely an upcoming NPC, players be warned
A Terror Bird in seven-league boots. Brown pencil, 68 × 89 mm. From 2020.
November 29, 2025 at 12:34 PM
definitely an upcoming NPC, players be warned
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Saruman the White
Some of those dogs at the dog show are just obscene abominations unto the lord.
November 29, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Saruman the White
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Your Party members will be asked to choose between four name options this weekend: Your Party, Our Party, Popular Alliance and For the Many, with the result to be announced by Jeremy Corbyn at the end of the two-day conference on Sunday afternoon
November 29, 2025 at 8:54 AM
Your Party members will be asked to choose between four name options this weekend: Your Party, Our Party, Popular Alliance and For the Many, with the result to be announced by Jeremy Corbyn at the end of the two-day conference on Sunday afternoon
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Just a reminder that I love you 🫂💜
November 29, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Just a reminder that I love you 🫂💜
Wily. Course it was you.
Woman Realizes Adorable Rescue Is A Coyote Pup After It Orders Dynamite Detonator Off The Internet
November 29, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Wily. Course it was you.
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I cook my stuffing inside the turkey. My family has been doing it that way for almost 80 years. Not a single person has ever been food poisoned. I don’t stuff it too full, I put it straight in the oven after stuffing, I monitor the stuffing temperature, it’s fucking delicious, and I DO NOT APOLOGIZE
November 27, 2025 at 10:13 PM
I cook my stuffing inside the turkey. My family has been doing it that way for almost 80 years. Not a single person has ever been food poisoned. I don’t stuff it too full, I put it straight in the oven after stuffing, I monitor the stuffing temperature, it’s fucking delicious, and I DO NOT APOLOGIZE
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Lol my Google Chromecast deleted my smart tube app. Google, owner of YouTube, did delete the add-blocking mirror app, because it was ✨dangerous✨
Sure babe. Anyway don't download smart tube because it's ✨dangerous✨ to remove all ads and sponsored messages from YouTube.
Sure babe. Anyway don't download smart tube because it's ✨dangerous✨ to remove all ads and sponsored messages from YouTube.
November 27, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Lol my Google Chromecast deleted my smart tube app. Google, owner of YouTube, did delete the add-blocking mirror app, because it was ✨dangerous✨
Sure babe. Anyway don't download smart tube because it's ✨dangerous✨ to remove all ads and sponsored messages from YouTube.
Sure babe. Anyway don't download smart tube because it's ✨dangerous✨ to remove all ads and sponsored messages from YouTube.
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listening to tiktoks out loud in a public space should be punishable by death
November 27, 2025 at 5:52 AM
listening to tiktoks out loud in a public space should be punishable by death
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Happy Chompsgiving!
November 27, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Happy Chompsgiving!
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I'm incredibly proud of the work we did on this month's zine! You all should check it out, even if just so I can feel like you understand how much work we put in! It's 50-odd pages again! www.patreon.com/posts/144466...
The Broadsheet #2: City of Smoke | Mystic Arts
Get more from Mystic Arts on Patreon
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November 27, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I'm incredibly proud of the work we did on this month's zine! You all should check it out, even if just so I can feel like you understand how much work we put in! It's 50-odd pages again! www.patreon.com/posts/144466...
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I'm old.
If you're not, listen to this.
Get a guitar or some drums, or a trumpet. Pick up a brush, a pencil, some clay or a welder.
Just make shit. It doesn't have to be good (eventually it will be) just make music, art or write or whatever.
It's literally never been more important.
If you're not, listen to this.
Get a guitar or some drums, or a trumpet. Pick up a brush, a pencil, some clay or a welder.
Just make shit. It doesn't have to be good (eventually it will be) just make music, art or write or whatever.
It's literally never been more important.
November 27, 2025 at 4:21 AM
I'm old.
If you're not, listen to this.
Get a guitar or some drums, or a trumpet. Pick up a brush, a pencil, some clay or a welder.
Just make shit. It doesn't have to be good (eventually it will be) just make music, art or write or whatever.
It's literally never been more important.
If you're not, listen to this.
Get a guitar or some drums, or a trumpet. Pick up a brush, a pencil, some clay or a welder.
Just make shit. It doesn't have to be good (eventually it will be) just make music, art or write or whatever.
It's literally never been more important.
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It's happened again... An e-commerce site called Tokyo Tiger has stolen my art and is selling t-shirts and putting ads on IG/X with my artwork.
Do not buy from them.
These are not licensed products. They are stolen.
Do not buy from them.
These are not licensed products. They are stolen.
November 27, 2025 at 3:46 AM
It's happened again... An e-commerce site called Tokyo Tiger has stolen my art and is selling t-shirts and putting ads on IG/X with my artwork.
Do not buy from them.
These are not licensed products. They are stolen.
Do not buy from them.
These are not licensed products. They are stolen.
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Imagine a world where all the tech companies named their products after Wodehouse characters rather than Tolkien concepts. It would still be just as toxic, but at least it would be funny. Instead of Palantir, you'd have the Empress of Blandings, for instance.
I'm sure if they won the search engine war, they'd have become corrupt and evil too, but I would've preferred Ask Jeeves winning if only to brainwash a whole new generation into reading PG Wodehouse novels to understand just who the hell Jeeves is.
Look kids! It’s Ask Jeeves! Over here Jeeves!
November 27, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Imagine a world where all the tech companies named their products after Wodehouse characters rather than Tolkien concepts. It would still be just as toxic, but at least it would be funny. Instead of Palantir, you'd have the Empress of Blandings, for instance.