Not That Artemis
@notthatartemis.bsky.social
Spooky little hottie with nothing to show for it.
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Hi, I'm Artemis (but not that one.)
- queer, cis, kinky femme
- sewist, costumer, generally crafty human
-Retired burlesque performer (FKA Whiskey Collins)
- has Opinions about movies (esp. horror)
- reads a lot
- draws stuff sometimes
- big ol' nerd about history, animals, gothy shit, and more!
- queer, cis, kinky femme
- sewist, costumer, generally crafty human
-Retired burlesque performer (FKA Whiskey Collins)
- has Opinions about movies (esp. horror)
- reads a lot
- draws stuff sometimes
- big ol' nerd about history, animals, gothy shit, and more!
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RIP David Lynch, you wpuld have loved
January 3, 2026 at 7:20 PM
RIP David Lynch, you wpuld have loved
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I'm seeing some comments saying stuff like "No US President has ever done anything like the kidnapping of Maduro before" and altho I relate to the outrage behind such a comment, I encourage you to look up the history of United States presidents before you post this
January 3, 2026 at 3:10 PM
I'm seeing some comments saying stuff like "No US President has ever done anything like the kidnapping of Maduro before" and altho I relate to the outrage behind such a comment, I encourage you to look up the history of United States presidents before you post this
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screenshot in case the post gets taken down or deleted
January 2, 2026 at 6:18 PM
screenshot in case the post gets taken down or deleted
Potato. That's a fucking win if I've ever heard one.
Take a screenshot of this GIF, and whichever new word you land on is YOUR word for 2026.
Let's. Go.
Let's. Go.
January 2, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Potato. That's a fucking win if I've ever heard one.
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being sworn into office with your hand in the box from dune has anyone done this
January 2, 2026 at 2:33 AM
being sworn into office with your hand in the box from dune has anyone done this
Day 13 on the prompt list was "a costume" so I got silly with it on New Year's Eve. Wish I'd had this to post for that #pinup prompt instead of the other thing lol
January 2, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Day 13 on the prompt list was "a costume" so I got silly with it on New Year's Eve. Wish I'd had this to post for that #pinup prompt instead of the other thing lol
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deeply, sincerely, from the bottom of my heart i say fuck the new york times.
stop giving them your money. cancel your subscription. drop their crosswords. move on from wordle.
trans people have been saying for years this was an organized campaign of bigotry and disinformation. well here it all is
stop giving them your money. cancel your subscription. drop their crosswords. move on from wordle.
trans people have been saying for years this was an organized campaign of bigotry and disinformation. well here it all is
In this in-depth interview Billie Jean Sweeney — a former editor at The New York Times — details how the paper shifted towards openly promoting anti-trans hatred, why this was directed from the very top, how some staff pushed back and the immense damage done by the NYT legitimizing bigotry.
'A directive from above': Former NYT editor lays out how the paper pushes anti-trans bigotry
In this in-depth interview, former New York Times editor Billie Jean Sweeney details how the paper shifted towards openly promoting anti-trans hatred, how some staff tried to stop it, how it's directe...
transnews.network
January 2, 2026 at 2:57 AM
deeply, sincerely, from the bottom of my heart i say fuck the new york times.
stop giving them your money. cancel your subscription. drop their crosswords. move on from wordle.
trans people have been saying for years this was an organized campaign of bigotry and disinformation. well here it all is
stop giving them your money. cancel your subscription. drop their crosswords. move on from wordle.
trans people have been saying for years this was an organized campaign of bigotry and disinformation. well here it all is
Aw man...I just remembered I spent last New Years watching Lost Highway over and over and then we lost David Lynch...I hope all the YouTubers I've been watched too much lately are okay and continue to be so.
January 2, 2026 at 3:17 AM
Aw man...I just remembered I spent last New Years watching Lost Highway over and over and then we lost David Lynch...I hope all the YouTubers I've been watched too much lately are okay and continue to be so.
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hey girl, is your body a reliquary, because I feel compelled to attribute historical and theological relevance to all of your bones
December 30, 2025 at 6:34 PM
hey girl, is your body a reliquary, because I feel compelled to attribute historical and theological relevance to all of your bones
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Happy New Year!
You have been blessed by the New Years duck. May this little duck make things just a bit better for you in the year ahead.
You have been blessed by the New Years duck. May this little duck make things just a bit better for you in the year ahead.
January 1, 2026 at 5:09 AM
Happy New Year!
You have been blessed by the New Years duck. May this little duck make things just a bit better for you in the year ahead.
You have been blessed by the New Years duck. May this little duck make things just a bit better for you in the year ahead.
I bought these laundry detergent pods that are terrible. They don't dissolve all the way and leave gross residue on stuff. I thought I'd gotten one load done without but I was wrong. Sent a pic of the residue to @deviantbeauty.bsky.social and they said "That looks like the music in Star Wars."
December 30, 2025 at 3:08 AM
I bought these laundry detergent pods that are terrible. They don't dissolve all the way and leave gross residue on stuff. I thought I'd gotten one load done without but I was wrong. Sent a pic of the residue to @deviantbeauty.bsky.social and they said "That looks like the music in Star Wars."
I rang up Marina Abramovic's purchase at the store where I used to work.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 30, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I rang up Marina Abramovic's purchase at the store where I used to work.
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Reminder that years ago it was found out that the FBI straight up made up a whole bunch of fake forensic sciences, plural. People have gone to jail and been executed due to literally pseudoscience.
Hair forensics, for instance, is totally nonsense.
They admitted it.
slate.com/news-and-pol...
Hair forensics, for instance, is totally nonsense.
They admitted it.
slate.com/news-and-pol...
The FBI Faked an Entire Field of Forensic Science
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December 30, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Reminder that years ago it was found out that the FBI straight up made up a whole bunch of fake forensic sciences, plural. People have gone to jail and been executed due to literally pseudoscience.
Hair forensics, for instance, is totally nonsense.
They admitted it.
slate.com/news-and-pol...
Hair forensics, for instance, is totally nonsense.
They admitted it.
slate.com/news-and-pol...
The next prompt on this "Draw Your OC in..." list is "tourist/travel wear." What the fuck does that even mean??
(I have an idea of what they mean but it's not translating to this character even a little bit)
(I have an idea of what they mean but it's not translating to this character even a little bit)
December 30, 2025 at 12:32 AM
The next prompt on this "Draw Your OC in..." list is "tourist/travel wear." What the fuck does that even mean??
(I have an idea of what they mean but it's not translating to this character even a little bit)
(I have an idea of what they mean but it's not translating to this character even a little bit)
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if I were elected mayor of a city I too would insist that every ceremony took place in an abandoned tunnel or secret passage of some kind
EXCLUSIVE: Mamdani Will Be Sworn In At Abandoned Original City Hall Subway Station - Streetsblog New York City
Zohran Mamdani will be sworn in as mayor of New York City at midnight on Jan. 1 inside the old abandoned City Hall subway station.
nyc.streetsblog.org
December 29, 2025 at 2:13 PM
if I were elected mayor of a city I too would insist that every ceremony took place in an abandoned tunnel or secret passage of some kind
I have cut the amount of sugar I put in my coffee in half and...I think I need to start buying higher quality coffee. 😕
December 29, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I have cut the amount of sugar I put in my coffee in half and...I think I need to start buying higher quality coffee. 😕
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Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
December 29, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I loved this guy's work in The Bay
This parasitic isopod was another of my Peracaridan visitors this week. It's name is Rocinela belliceps and it mostly lives attached to the gills of fishes, but if you are lucky you may find one swimming around.
🐙🦑 #inverteFest
🐙🦑 #inverteFest
December 29, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I loved this guy's work in The Bay
I think my most Boomer take is my refusal to ever buy distressed jeans.
I just can't bring myself to spend money on something that's already ripped.
I just can't bring myself to spend money on something that's already ripped.
December 28, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I think my most Boomer take is my refusal to ever buy distressed jeans.
I just can't bring myself to spend money on something that's already ripped.
I just can't bring myself to spend money on something that's already ripped.
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i hope brigitte bardot got run over by a halal cart
December 28, 2025 at 6:37 PM
i hope brigitte bardot got run over by a halal cart
Quote some pinup art 🖤
December 28, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Quote some pinup art 🖤
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