Iphigenia V
@iphigenia.bsky.social
stupid idiot, train weirdo, lighting genius, and occasional latex poster
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Iphigenia V
@iphigenia.bsky.social
· Aug 5
Friendship ended with tight fitting latex. Now loose fitting latex is my best friend.
Every time I need an answer to an esoteric question about something beyond my comprehension I start asking trans women until one of them either knows the answer or knows someone who knows the answer.
in another age we were temple priestesses etc.
in another age we were temple priestesses etc.
February 19, 2026 at 2:44 AM
Every time I need an answer to an esoteric question about something beyond my comprehension I start asking trans women until one of them either knows the answer or knows someone who knows the answer.
in another age we were temple priestesses etc.
in another age we were temple priestesses etc.
The existence of Famous Original Ray's Pizza implies the existence of Famous Provisional Ray's Pizza and perhaps Famous Real Ray's Pizza and Famous Sinn Féin Pizza
WE'RE SO BACK I LOVE POSTING
WE'RE SO BACK I LOVE POSTING
February 16, 2026 at 3:13 AM
The existence of Famous Original Ray's Pizza implies the existence of Famous Provisional Ray's Pizza and perhaps Famous Real Ray's Pizza and Famous Sinn Féin Pizza
WE'RE SO BACK I LOVE POSTING
WE'RE SO BACK I LOVE POSTING
I'm popping back in to say that my outfit looks nice and also I'm debating quitting social media for good. I'm sick of The Algorithm, Engagement, Content, Parasocial Relationships, and the general feeling of misery and inadequacy every time I open an app.
February 16, 2026 at 12:04 AM
I'm popping back in to say that my outfit looks nice and also I'm debating quitting social media for good. I'm sick of The Algorithm, Engagement, Content, Parasocial Relationships, and the general feeling of misery and inadequacy every time I open an app.
Every microgeneration of trans people comes up with their own interminable debate about the difference "transsexual" and "transgender" and in the hopes of ending this once and for all, only one of them is funny to say in a Vincent Price voice and that's what makes all the difference.
February 8, 2026 at 3:40 AM
Every microgeneration of trans people comes up with their own interminable debate about the difference "transsexual" and "transgender" and in the hopes of ending this once and for all, only one of them is funny to say in a Vincent Price voice and that's what makes all the difference.
Cooking a stew for my girlfriend in a latex maid uniform.
Expectation: fun and flirty
Reality: browning the meat creates a little too much smoke and you set off the building wide fire alarm and have a panic attack
CAN'T WIN THEM ALL I GUESS
Expectation: fun and flirty
Reality: browning the meat creates a little too much smoke and you set off the building wide fire alarm and have a panic attack
CAN'T WIN THEM ALL I GUESS
February 1, 2026 at 10:05 PM
Cooking a stew for my girlfriend in a latex maid uniform.
Expectation: fun and flirty
Reality: browning the meat creates a little too much smoke and you set off the building wide fire alarm and have a panic attack
CAN'T WIN THEM ALL I GUESS
Expectation: fun and flirty
Reality: browning the meat creates a little too much smoke and you set off the building wide fire alarm and have a panic attack
CAN'T WIN THEM ALL I GUESS
I found a really cool millinery in my neighborhood that does custom sizing/re-sizing for free and I'm no longer encumbered by my giant head that otherwise never fits into hats. WE'RE SO BACK.
February 1, 2026 at 2:18 AM
I found a really cool millinery in my neighborhood that does custom sizing/re-sizing for free and I'm no longer encumbered by my giant head that otherwise never fits into hats. WE'RE SO BACK.
there's no such thing as unskilled labor which is why i'm way better at shoveling snow than all the condo owners in my neighborhood who have never had to do a day of physical work in their lives
i'm out here neatly cutting though three foot high drifts while my neighbors are giving up in defeat
i'm out here neatly cutting though three foot high drifts while my neighbors are giving up in defeat
January 26, 2026 at 10:24 PM
there's no such thing as unskilled labor which is why i'm way better at shoveling snow than all the condo owners in my neighborhood who have never had to do a day of physical work in their lives
i'm out here neatly cutting though three foot high drifts while my neighbors are giving up in defeat
i'm out here neatly cutting though three foot high drifts while my neighbors are giving up in defeat
I saw this on IG last night and I don't think people understand that part of route learning is learning the wire and all it's various quirks. I only worked for a dinky little interuban-turned-metro-system and I learned tons of little techniques like this.
January 24, 2026 at 9:32 PM
I saw this on IG last night and I don't think people understand that part of route learning is learning the wire and all it's various quirks. I only worked for a dinky little interuban-turned-metro-system and I learned tons of little techniques like this.
went to moma ps1 today for the first time today lads
January 22, 2026 at 10:31 PM
went to moma ps1 today for the first time today lads
ANOTHER TOXIC REGIONAL THEATRE I USED TO WORK FOR HAS BIT THE DUST AND I'M STILL GOING STRONG.
SUCKS TO SUCK.
SUCKS TO SUCK.
January 20, 2026 at 10:50 PM
ANOTHER TOXIC REGIONAL THEATRE I USED TO WORK FOR HAS BIT THE DUST AND I'M STILL GOING STRONG.
SUCKS TO SUCK.
SUCKS TO SUCK.
Alright timeline cleanse, this place sucks rn. Post you at your dykiest
January 19, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Alright timeline cleanse, this place sucks rn. Post you at your dykiest
Reposted by Iphigenia V
I understand people who do not want to see NSFW content and create block lists that filters that content out. That's fine. But you're an asshole when you create a block list called "Zionist Turbo Racist Pro MAGA Fascists Who Love AI Slop" and it's just full of sex workers and trans people.
January 19, 2026 at 7:03 PM
I understand people who do not want to see NSFW content and create block lists that filters that content out. That's fine. But you're an asshole when you create a block list called "Zionist Turbo Racist Pro MAGA Fascists Who Love AI Slop" and it's just full of sex workers and trans people.
This is not a great picture but one time a rental agency in Philly upgraded me to a Mustang for free and I jammed a bunch of transsexuals in it so we could road-trip to Strasburg to see some trains.
Needless to say it fuckin ruled.
Needless to say it fuckin ruled.
January 19, 2026 at 7:00 PM
This is not a great picture but one time a rental agency in Philly upgraded me to a Mustang for free and I jammed a bunch of transsexuals in it so we could road-trip to Strasburg to see some trains.
Needless to say it fuckin ruled.
Needless to say it fuckin ruled.
ordered a new catsuit today let's gooo lads
January 18, 2026 at 11:08 PM
ordered a new catsuit today let's gooo lads
i know everyone hates it when post about sploshing but also my all time favorite producer contacted me to ask if i wanted to shoot for them
WE'RE SO BACK
WE'RE SO BACK
January 15, 2026 at 1:24 AM
i know everyone hates it when post about sploshing but also my all time favorite producer contacted me to ask if i wanted to shoot for them
WE'RE SO BACK
WE'RE SO BACK
taking a welding safety course and i'm officially scared of welding now
metal fume fever? lead poisoning? phosgene gas exposure?
nah fam i'm good
metal fume fever? lead poisoning? phosgene gas exposure?
nah fam i'm good
January 12, 2026 at 6:24 PM
taking a welding safety course and i'm officially scared of welding now
metal fume fever? lead poisoning? phosgene gas exposure?
nah fam i'm good
metal fume fever? lead poisoning? phosgene gas exposure?
nah fam i'm good
I was homeless for six months. Multiple friends of mine died. I drove city buses through the worst of it and no one caring is we lived or died has fundamentally changed my world view. I feel lucky that I only have minor long COVID and the chronic health issues are managable.
there’s a thread on reddit right now called “was COVID really that bad?” and it is interesting to read people’s accounts five years out
there seems to be a collective trauma response where people (outside of healthcare workers) don’t remember how many people died
someone called it anticlimactic
there seems to be a collective trauma response where people (outside of healthcare workers) don’t remember how many people died
someone called it anticlimactic
January 7, 2026 at 7:54 PM
I was homeless for six months. Multiple friends of mine died. I drove city buses through the worst of it and no one caring is we lived or died has fundamentally changed my world view. I feel lucky that I only have minor long COVID and the chronic health issues are managable.
i hope brigitte bardot got run over by a halal cart
December 28, 2025 at 6:37 PM
i hope brigitte bardot got run over by a halal cart
i do not like the way the internet has flattened being a trans woman into a false binary of "woke blanchard pick-me doll" and "/tttt/-poisoned t4t puppygirl" when most of us are mercifully neither of these things
December 26, 2025 at 9:06 PM
i do not like the way the internet has flattened being a trans woman into a false binary of "woke blanchard pick-me doll" and "/tttt/-poisoned t4t puppygirl" when most of us are mercifully neither of these things
happy holidays to all the little gay people in my phone
December 25, 2025 at 4:51 PM
happy holidays to all the little gay people in my phone
I am not 40 yet but I'm real close
December 24, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I am not 40 yet but I'm real close
Went to the trans health clinic today and out of nowhere the doctor I saw launched into a whole speech about how the clinic has its shit together and there's no way the feds will stop them from treating trans kids regardless of what they do to Medicare/Medicaid.
THANK GOD SOMEONE IS TRYING
THANK GOD SOMEONE IS TRYING
December 23, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Went to the trans health clinic today and out of nowhere the doctor I saw launched into a whole speech about how the clinic has its shit together and there's no way the feds will stop them from treating trans kids regardless of what they do to Medicare/Medicaid.
THANK GOD SOMEONE IS TRYING
THANK GOD SOMEONE IS TRYING
Quote with your favorite pic from 2025.
I hardly took any pictures this year but I still managed this one:
I hardly took any pictures this year but I still managed this one:
December 21, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Quote with your favorite pic from 2025.
I hardly took any pictures this year but I still managed this one:
I hardly took any pictures this year but I still managed this one:
No, I'm sorry, if you're a so-called transit advocate who is against two person train ops you are an idiot and a class traitor. Ask any train operator (myself included) and they'll all tell you the same thing: two person ops are fundamentally safer and automation will not fix this.
December 20, 2025 at 2:36 AM
No, I'm sorry, if you're a so-called transit advocate who is against two person train ops you are an idiot and a class traitor. Ask any train operator (myself included) and they'll all tell you the same thing: two person ops are fundamentally safer and automation will not fix this.