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Not That Artemis
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Spooky little hottie with nothing to show for it.
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Hi, I'm Artemis (but not that one.)
- queer, cis, kinky femme
- sewist, costumer, generally crafty human
-Retired burlesque performer (FKA Whiskey Collins)
- has Opinions about movies (esp. horror)
- reads a lot
- draws stuff sometimes
- big ol' nerd about history, animals, gothy shit, and more!
fyi, the Medieval Cats in the advent calendar got really boring really fast. High point was def the cat knight riding a snail.
December 23, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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Cool how we are smuggling domestic news in over the border from canada and people having to share it on bulletproof hosting providers to stop the government and media owners taking it down
December 23, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Despite the fact that I am ACTIVELY HANGING OUT with my actual partner, the part of my brain that says no one likes me or wants me around is being very loud. 😒
December 22, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Ugh not to be all "wannabe menswear guy" but my whole life the more I learn about clothes the pickier I get.
December 21, 2025 at 6:54 PM
I had bad dreams early this morning and now I feel uncomfortable and I am struggling with distress tolerance. 🫤
(Telling people about it helps.)
December 21, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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And so our long climb out of the darkness descends, as the year turns and the night recedes.
December 21, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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December 21, 2025 at 10:51 AM
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imagine being mad at kirby for telling you to get checked for hiv
December 21, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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One day something will happen — a wedding, a graduation, a job promotion, Jake Paul getting knocked out, Andrew Tate getting knocked out the next day — and you’ll want the right outfit to celebrate. Buy that special outfit now, so you’re ready when that next unexpected moment arrives.
December 21, 2025 at 7:19 AM
lol it's the Sunday before Christmas and something is going on with our heat. It's 56° inside the house. Good times.
December 21, 2025 at 2:20 PM
I am obsessed with this entire thread, but ESPECIALLY the Vamps post. OBSESSED.
December 20, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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Yuletide??

Gay.
December 20, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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This studio awards-season email is really matching the current mood in a way I’m not sure they intended.
December 19, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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Me rn
December 19, 2025 at 11:51 PM
The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go.
🤦🏻‍♀️
December 19, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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abcnews.go.com/Health/high-...
I feel like I have friends on here who need this information, immediately.
High-fat cheese, cream linked to lower risk of dementia: Study
People who regularly ate higher-fat cheese and cream had a lower risk of dementia over 25 years, while low-fat dairy and other dairy foods showed no clear association.
abcnews.go.com
December 19, 2025 at 10:23 PM
We live in a world where People magazine posts online "stories" covering AITAH posts from Reddit like that's fucking news. And that's embarrassing.
Also embarrassing is that I just read one of these articles then clicked through to the Reddit post to find it was deleted because it was fake. 🤦🏻‍♀️
December 19, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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As of this morning 4,500 Starbucks workers are on strike. Don’t cross their picket line.

No Starbucks. NO Starbucks gift cards!
JUST IN: This morning, hundreds of baristas have joined our national ULP strike.

☕ The solidarity is strong: For every one barista on strike, dozens more allies have shown up in force to back our cause.

Our strike continues to grow in strength and power! #NoContractNoCoffee
As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.

Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
December 18, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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Dying malls are among the most uncanny liminal spaces...
The U.S. is giving dying mall vibes.

I can't explain it, but you know I'm right.
December 17, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Today I did laundry, worked on a pretty labor-intensive drawing, washed my hair, and had therapy. I just caught myself thinking "Ooh I can go to bed soon..." then looked at the clock and realized it's 8:30
December 17, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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EVERYONE GET MORE PASSIONATE AND SELF INDULGENT ABOUT CREATIVITY AND BEING HUMAN NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
December 16, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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I am losing my mind

DO ANY OF THESE JOURNALISTS KNOW THAT VENEZUELA IS NOT ON THE PACIFIC

THAT THE CARIBBEAN SEA DOES NOT TOUCH THE PACIFIC

THAT IN FACT THIS IS WHAT THE PANAMA CANAL WAS BUILT FOR

WTF IS THE EASTERN PACIFIC

PLEASE LOOK AT A MAP
December 16, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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reminder that the proceeds from 'Last Christmas' get donated to charity and the more people who play Whamageddon the less the song gets played so if you are participating this holiday season may I recommend the Whamhalla variant? It's how many times you hear the song, highest number wins.
December 14, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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Been told multiple times now that wanting to stop kosa means wanting children to watch pornography, and I just think it's wild to project your own twisted imagination onto someone else, like seriously go to therapy, please
KOSA is going through markup today. Time to call your reps and tell them:

No age/ID verification laws
Keep section 230
No KOSA!
It's amazing how we've just normalized talking in code about literally anything controversial, to get past the incredible censorship on what constitute the world's public squares. It's amazing we've allowed public conversation to narrow so much, it excludes talk about everything most important to us
December 14, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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Philip K Dick movies all have names like CORTICAL IMPASSE and are based on short stories called like "Let's See What's Going On Down at the Brain Factory"
December 14, 2025 at 4:28 AM