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ChrisAlive
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36. Personal posts about wrestling, music, games, film, media. He/him/his
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made fan art for my favourite horror movie
February 18, 2026 at 10:36 PM
Side effect of listening to What Had Happened Was— I can't get a song titled "Ooh the Dew Doo Man" out of my head.
February 18, 2026 at 10:13 PM
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this & other comments i've seen about how bluesky needs to "improve its algorithm" suggest a lot of people have grown to like a totally passive social media experience where a computer pushes an endless stream of content tailored to what it thinks they would like while they clap like seals
February 18, 2026 at 7:17 PM
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The more I think about the DC press slagging AOC for a lack of FP depth while Donald Trump is President, twice, is making me angry enough to explode. The fuck is wrong with the journalists that they're like this
February 18, 2026 at 12:51 PM
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"iS tHeRe a tEcHnoLoGY tHe leFt Is eXcItEd aBoUt" yeah, renewable energy, mRNA vaccines. Lots of cool stuff like that! Probably not the one whose main promise was cutting payrolls
February 18, 2026 at 2:42 PM
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February 15, 2026 at 3:09 PM
Rest in Peace Tom Noonan :(
February 18, 2026 at 12:09 PM
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February 17, 2026 at 3:10 PM
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This motherfucker in Shadow Tower kept Gangnam Styling at me
February 17, 2026 at 4:44 AM
Have never done a thing where I sort of get into a band for the sake of going to a concert, doing a discography marathon for a solid few months.

In the case of NIN, I had only been familiar (and really into) PHM, but the pursuit was fuckin worthwhile for the valentine's day concert they did.
February 16, 2026 at 5:29 PM
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didn’t ted bundy do this
CCTV footage appears to show DHS agents posing as people having car trouble in order to lure a target out of his house before arresting them. The target comes out and starts helping them before 3 vehicles surround the scene. The car "experiencing" trouble then drives off with them.
February 15, 2026 at 1:52 PM
A lot of issues with Chairlift's first album (it's a good ideas album more than a good songs one like their latter two)

But Planet Health is kinda mesmerizing I admit. It's mostly the building keys backing the verses giving it such a big ass vibe. It's otherwise p silly
February 13, 2026 at 6:39 PM
I'm tired of this fuckin ogre
Fetterman: "I met with Secretary Noem. I've always treated her with respect. I refuse and never will engage in the kinds of sexist terms like 'ICE Barbie' that the left media will use."
February 12, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Woody Allen :(
Who's the most famous alum of your high school?

I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
guys i just found out i went to the same high school as howard lutnick. please respect my privacy at this time.
February 12, 2026 at 3:39 PM
lol the NIN song "Burning Bright" having the same chord progression as the Dandy Warhols's "Nietzsche" is fuckin distracting
February 11, 2026 at 2:39 PM
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BAAAAAAABE BABE BABE BABE WAKE UP THEY’RE RECREATING THE 2008 FINANCIAL CRISIS FROM FIRST PRINCIPLES
a society losing the plot in real time
February 10, 2026 at 9:16 PM
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Racial and cultural pluralism are read as left-wing, and these are the spaces most closely associated with that in the public sphere.
February 9, 2026 at 9:50 PM
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U.K. might lose a prime minister because a guy who worked for him knew another guy who hung out with Epstein. Meanwhile the U.S. opposition party is telling our President, who was Epstein's best friend, that his secret police should get better training so their public street murders look less messy.
February 9, 2026 at 4:07 PM
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If they can do this to find a dog, they can do this to find anyone. That’s terrifying.
Here's that Ring #SuperBowl commercial:
February 9, 2026 at 3:47 PM
Listening to 26. Ghosts III and I realize Slime Brooch sounds kinda like that
February 9, 2026 at 4:33 PM
I think he should get potato mashed a bit more, it might make him smarter
An incredible turn of events here. 10/10, no notes. 😂
February 9, 2026 at 4:28 PM
I feel like everything went out of whack when they took down two videos from YouTube-

"Prince Devitt recruits the Young Books into the Bullet Club" (every second comment is "NICK BOOK, MACBOOK, THE YOUNG BOOKS")

and "Captain Fookin New Japan Get Da Fook Outta Here."

hasn't been the same since.
February 8, 2026 at 3:32 PM
The level of self defeat in this skeet is staggering, as others have pointed out.
February 7, 2026 at 3:59 PM