Chronicles of Nothing 🍁🦃🍗
@nonchron.bsky.social
Gen-x eye roller, slacker? ADHD, mustard enthusiast, cusser, cheese admirer, corny joke conjurer, masking raconteur.
Unionize! Tax the rich!
NorCal native, 8th gen Californian. Lived in MN, now in Sacramento w/my NoDak husband.
Unionize! Tax the rich!
NorCal native, 8th gen Californian. Lived in MN, now in Sacramento w/my NoDak husband.
Pinned
Sorry I’m late. I had to watch one of our cats play with a toy because it was the cutest thing ever.
These Scottish snowplow names are so great. 🤣 Blizzard of Oz, Sweet Child O’Brine, Spready Mercury
www.traffic.gov.scot/gritter-trac...
www.traffic.gov.scot/gritter-trac...
Gritter tracker | Traffic Scotland
Traffic Scotland gives you the real-time information you need about Scotland’s trunk road network
www.traffic.gov.scot
November 21, 2025 at 3:08 AM
These Scottish snowplow names are so great. 🤣 Blizzard of Oz, Sweet Child O’Brine, Spready Mercury
www.traffic.gov.scot/gritter-trac...
www.traffic.gov.scot/gritter-trac...
Me: Searches for “wooden Christmas decor”
Target app: “Hi there! Here’s some pillows and a plastic moose!”
Me: “Of course.”
Target app: “Hi there! Here’s some pillows and a plastic moose!”
Me: “Of course.”
November 21, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Me: Searches for “wooden Christmas decor”
Target app: “Hi there! Here’s some pillows and a plastic moose!”
Me: “Of course.”
Target app: “Hi there! Here’s some pillows and a plastic moose!”
Me: “Of course.”
If my uterus could stop trying to kill me or whatever, that would be great.
It can just go away forever. It’s not needed or wanted. I’m done with it.
It can just go away forever. It’s not needed or wanted. I’m done with it.
November 20, 2025 at 9:12 PM
If my uterus could stop trying to kill me or whatever, that would be great.
It can just go away forever. It’s not needed or wanted. I’m done with it.
It can just go away forever. It’s not needed or wanted. I’m done with it.
So…there are people who basically throw random shit together and try to pretend it’s good food? Like tastes good?
I mean maybe they aren’t pretending in these videos but satire died in 2015, so I can’t tell if they are trolling for views or are being genuine.
I mean maybe they aren’t pretending in these videos but satire died in 2015, so I can’t tell if they are trolling for views or are being genuine.
November 20, 2025 at 8:50 PM
So…there are people who basically throw random shit together and try to pretend it’s good food? Like tastes good?
I mean maybe they aren’t pretending in these videos but satire died in 2015, so I can’t tell if they are trolling for views or are being genuine.
I mean maybe they aren’t pretending in these videos but satire died in 2015, so I can’t tell if they are trolling for views or are being genuine.
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A Trump supporter started murdering his way through an assassination list of Democratic law makers FIVE MONTHS AGO. He murdered my colleague Melissa Hortman, and her husband Mark — and attempted to assassinate my dear friend John Hoffman and his wife Yvette. I was also on the hit list. WTF
November 20, 2025 at 5:56 PM
A Trump supporter started murdering his way through an assassination list of Democratic law makers FIVE MONTHS AGO. He murdered my colleague Melissa Hortman, and her husband Mark — and attempted to assassinate my dear friend John Hoffman and his wife Yvette. I was also on the hit list. WTF
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it makes a lot of sense that my employer and i pay anthem over $30k a year for my family's shitty health insurance instead of me paying a 10% payroll tax for a single payer system
November 20, 2025 at 3:34 PM
it makes a lot of sense that my employer and i pay anthem over $30k a year for my family's shitty health insurance instead of me paying a 10% payroll tax for a single payer system
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Periodic PSA, the only currently licensed Murderbot merch is at Worldbuilders Market, where it's sold as part of a charity fundraiser. You may want to sign up for their new product notices because they should have a new Murderbot thing coming up: worldbuildersmarket.com/collections/...
Martha Wells
Worldbuilders Market is the official online shop of Worldbuilders, a geek-centered nonprofit supporting humanitarian efforts worldwide. We carry a wide variety of officially licensed merchandise from ...
worldbuildersmarket.com
November 20, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Periodic PSA, the only currently licensed Murderbot merch is at Worldbuilders Market, where it's sold as part of a charity fundraiser. You may want to sign up for their new product notices because they should have a new Murderbot thing coming up: worldbuildersmarket.com/collections/...
People who park right next to another car when there are literally hundreds of open parking spaces are a special kind of dumb or evil. Not sure which.
November 20, 2025 at 3:27 PM
People who park right next to another car when there are literally hundreds of open parking spaces are a special kind of dumb or evil. Not sure which.
Got mine last month!
“If there’s ever a year to get a flu vaccine, this is the year,” said Scott Hensley, a microbiologist &influenza vaccine scientist… studies in previous seasons with vaccine mismatches have shown that people who receive a flu shot were often less likely to become sick enough to require hospital care”
Is a bad flu season on the way? Experts see reason to be anxious
There are early indications that this flu season could be a bad one.
www.statnews.com
November 20, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Got mine last month!
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the four seasons:
1. Turkey Fryer Explosions
2. Drone Crashmas
3. Not Irish
4. Free Stress for Pets and Combat Veterans
1. Turkey Fryer Explosions
2. Drone Crashmas
3. Not Irish
4. Free Stress for Pets and Combat Veterans
November 20, 2025 at 5:21 AM
the four seasons:
1. Turkey Fryer Explosions
2. Drone Crashmas
3. Not Irish
4. Free Stress for Pets and Combat Veterans
1. Turkey Fryer Explosions
2. Drone Crashmas
3. Not Irish
4. Free Stress for Pets and Combat Veterans
LOL! This is basically WikiBear. We all saw that on Conan.
Sales of AI-enabled teddy bear suspended after it gave advice on BDSM sex and where to find knives
Sales of AI-enabled teddy bear suspended after it gave advice on BDSM sex and where to find knives | CNN Business
Sales of an artificial intelligence-enabled plush toy have been suspended after it was found that it engaged in conversation around sexually explicit topics and offered potentially dangerous advice.
www.cnn.com
November 20, 2025 at 5:34 AM
LOL! This is basically WikiBear. We all saw that on Conan.
Tax the corporations and the wealthy. Problem solved.
California’s independent legislative analyst is warning that the state faces a nearly $18 billion deficit. It is “critical” for lawmakers to rein in spending and increase revenues long term, he said.
📸 Fred Greaves
📸 Fred Greaves
November 19, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Tax the corporations and the wealthy. Problem solved.
Why are we still letting that yahoo blather on about anything? Seriously? He needs to shut his pie hole.
November 19, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Why are we still letting that yahoo blather on about anything? Seriously? He needs to shut his pie hole.
If you don’t hang up the phone on a business call when you go in the bathroom…🤢
November 19, 2025 at 4:22 PM
If you don’t hang up the phone on a business call when you go in the bathroom…🤢
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“Is not Oasis the greatest British band since the Beatles?”
LIVE: British Prime Minister Keir Starmer takes questions in parliament
www.youtube.com/live/DlXzxi5...
www.youtube.com/live/DlXzxi5...
LIVE: British Prime Minister Keir Starmer takes questions in parliament
YouTube video by Reuters
www.youtube.com
November 19, 2025 at 1:02 PM
“Is not Oasis the greatest British band since the Beatles?”
Me sees an email at work asking for charitable donations:
Maybe after the men who make more than 10x to 15x what I make in a year have donated, then ask me. 🤷♀️
Maybe after the men who make more than 10x to 15x what I make in a year have donated, then ask me. 🤷♀️
November 19, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Me sees an email at work asking for charitable donations:
Maybe after the men who make more than 10x to 15x what I make in a year have donated, then ask me. 🤷♀️
Maybe after the men who make more than 10x to 15x what I make in a year have donated, then ask me. 🤷♀️
Having to wake up at 5:30 AM is SOUL CRUSHING
November 19, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Having to wake up at 5:30 AM is SOUL CRUSHING
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NEW: The first two years of Massachusetts' millionaire tax has raised $3 billion more than expected.
And rather than driving the rich away, IPS researchers found that the number of millionaires has *increased.*
Tax the rich. Greg Ryan in @bloomberg.com:
And rather than driving the rich away, IPS researchers found that the number of millionaires has *increased.*
Tax the rich. Greg Ryan in @bloomberg.com:
Millionaire Tax That Inspired Mamdani Fuels $5.7 Billion Haul in Massachusetts
A millionaire levy in Massachusetts that New York City mayoral frontrunner Zohran Mamdani holds up as a model for taxing the rich has generated $3 billion more in revenue than expected without forcing...
www.bloomberg.com
November 12, 2025 at 4:01 PM
NEW: The first two years of Massachusetts' millionaire tax has raised $3 billion more than expected.
And rather than driving the rich away, IPS researchers found that the number of millionaires has *increased.*
Tax the rich. Greg Ryan in @bloomberg.com:
And rather than driving the rich away, IPS researchers found that the number of millionaires has *increased.*
Tax the rich. Greg Ryan in @bloomberg.com:
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🧵Spotted While Roaming in Aotearoa New Zealand:
A tiny human (2?) runs his fastest down a garden path to greet his big brother (5?) home from school.
Big Brother stoically accepting all hero worship.
Little Brother doing a happy skip-dance of welcome as he leads the way back into the house. (1)
A tiny human (2?) runs his fastest down a garden path to greet his big brother (5?) home from school.
Big Brother stoically accepting all hero worship.
Little Brother doing a happy skip-dance of welcome as he leads the way back into the house. (1)
November 19, 2025 at 3:22 AM
🧵Spotted While Roaming in Aotearoa New Zealand:
A tiny human (2?) runs his fastest down a garden path to greet his big brother (5?) home from school.
Big Brother stoically accepting all hero worship.
Little Brother doing a happy skip-dance of welcome as he leads the way back into the house. (1)
A tiny human (2?) runs his fastest down a garden path to greet his big brother (5?) home from school.
Big Brother stoically accepting all hero worship.
Little Brother doing a happy skip-dance of welcome as he leads the way back into the house. (1)
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Welcome to being a woman.
Why do journalists have no apparent solidarity whatsoever? This rancid POS jabs his finger in a woman reporter's face and calls her "piggy" and none of the other journalists there says a word?
When asked if there was anything "incriminating" in Epstein's emails, Trump pointed a finger in a female reporter's face and snapped. 'Quiet. Quiet, Piggy.'
people.com/donald-trump...
people.com/donald-trump...
November 18, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Welcome to being a woman.
I don’t know how the USMNT is beating Uruguay 4 to 1, but my husband thinks someone went back in time and stepped on a butterfly. 😂
November 19, 2025 at 1:06 AM
I don’t know how the USMNT is beating Uruguay 4 to 1, but my husband thinks someone went back in time and stepped on a butterfly. 😂
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Think of all the derogatory terms for standing up for a woman - being whipped, white knighting, “bros before hoes”, violating man law - it’s all terms designed to promote conformance to the culture and swiftly punish and emasculate any man who takes a woman’s side.
November 18, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Think of all the derogatory terms for standing up for a woman - being whipped, white knighting, “bros before hoes”, violating man law - it’s all terms designed to promote conformance to the culture and swiftly punish and emasculate any man who takes a woman’s side.
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I hope men understand that it is very very rare for anyone who is not a woman’s lover, close friend, or relative to stand up for her when another man insults her in a room of other men. It is incredibly unusual. They may not join in the bullying, but they’re unwilling to step in to stop it.
November 18, 2025 at 4:39 AM
I hope men understand that it is very very rare for anyone who is not a woman’s lover, close friend, or relative to stand up for her when another man insults her in a room of other men. It is incredibly unusual. They may not join in the bullying, but they’re unwilling to step in to stop it.