Chronicles of Nothing 😴🥱🤨🙄
@nonchron.bsky.social
Gen-x eye roller, slacker? ADHD, mustard enthusiast, cusser, cheese admirer, corny joke conjurer, masking raconteur.
Unionize! Tax the rich!
NorCal native, 8th gen Californian. Lived in MN, now in Sacramento w/my NoDak husband.
Unionize! Tax the rich!
NorCal native, 8th gen Californian. Lived in MN, now in Sacramento w/my NoDak husband.
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Sorry I’m late. I had to watch one of our cats play with a toy because it was the cutest thing ever.
Gives a whole new meaning to the term “poop deck”.
Sorry, not sorry. 😂
Sorry, not sorry. 😂
The crew of USS Ford is struggling to handle sewage problems on board the Navy's newest carrier. n.pr/49I56d4
Major plumbing headache haunts $13 billion U.S. carrier off the coast of Venezuela
The crew of USS Ford is struggling to handle sewage problems on board the Navy's newest carrier.
n.pr
January 18, 2026 at 3:28 AM
Gives a whole new meaning to the term “poop deck”.
Sorry, not sorry. 😂
Sorry, not sorry. 😂
I hope one day that I get to party in the redwoods like an Ewok.
January 18, 2026 at 3:25 AM
I hope one day that I get to party in the redwoods like an Ewok.
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Talked to a Somali man today who said his mosque last night was surrounded by neighbors ready to protect them against ICE if needed. Made me feel proud to live in this city.
January 17, 2026 at 10:05 PM
Talked to a Somali man today who said his mosque last night was surrounded by neighbors ready to protect them against ICE if needed. Made me feel proud to live in this city.
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At Gov. Walz’s direction, the Minnesota National Guard have been mobilized and are staging to support local law enforcement and emergency management agencies.
January 17, 2026 at 10:18 PM
At Gov. Walz’s direction, the Minnesota National Guard have been mobilized and are staging to support local law enforcement and emergency management agencies.
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A greeting card for my Bluesky friends
January 17, 2026 at 10:53 PM
A greeting card for my Bluesky friends
Ah yes, tiny Jordan, MN. A hotbed of crime if I’ve ever seen one. 😂
January 17, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Ah yes, tiny Jordan, MN. A hotbed of crime if I’ve ever seen one. 😂
The Winter Olympics are my favorite Olympics because many of the sports are hella random. Curling? Luge? Biathlon‽ I love it.
And I’m not saying they are easy. I’m saying they are entertaining.
Ooh! Is skijoring in the Olympics yet?
And I’m not saying they are easy. I’m saying they are entertaining.
Ooh! Is skijoring in the Olympics yet?
January 17, 2026 at 8:11 PM
The Winter Olympics are my favorite Olympics because many of the sports are hella random. Curling? Luge? Biathlon‽ I love it.
And I’m not saying they are easy. I’m saying they are entertaining.
Ooh! Is skijoring in the Olympics yet?
And I’m not saying they are easy. I’m saying they are entertaining.
Ooh! Is skijoring in the Olympics yet?
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I was just writing about how the bad guys in Doctor Who often have buffoonish master plans only to read in the actual news that Trump intends to raise punitive taxes on Americans until Europe gives up & gives him Greenland
January 17, 2026 at 7:48 PM
I was just writing about how the bad guys in Doctor Who often have buffoonish master plans only to read in the actual news that Trump intends to raise punitive taxes on Americans until Europe gives up & gives him Greenland
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Minnesotans leveraging water balloons and ice against ICE like they’re Nordic skiers taking out Nazi munitions plants
January 17, 2026 at 7:58 PM
Minnesotans leveraging water balloons and ice against ICE like they’re Nordic skiers taking out Nazi munitions plants
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Just realized the music isn’t added, it’s what they were playing to these guys… lmao
Right-wing influencer Jake Lang is stuck in a window recess against Minneapolis City Hall.
He’s soaked with freezing water after counterprotesters hurled water balloons at him. bit.ly/4baGhJn
He’s soaked with freezing water after counterprotesters hurled water balloons at him. bit.ly/4baGhJn
January 17, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Just realized the music isn’t added, it’s what they were playing to these guys… lmao
100% Agree.
driving in LA sucks shit but as someone who grew up in MA this is correct (for driving)
you can figure out where to go in Los Angeles, there are simply twenty thousand other cars in your way
if you miss a turn in Boston good luck ever finding your way back with all the one way streets
you can figure out where to go in Los Angeles, there are simply twenty thousand other cars in your way
if you miss a turn in Boston good luck ever finding your way back with all the one way streets
LA is easier to get around than Boston.
January 17, 2026 at 7:55 PM
100% Agree.
Again, Paint Your Wagon is an odd song choice for a truck commercial.
January 17, 2026 at 7:52 PM
Again, Paint Your Wagon is an odd song choice for a truck commercial.
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I like how one week we get a notice from FEMA that our insurance premium or whatever still hasn’t been paid. And then a week later we get the policy coverage notice for the year.
Our insurance is paid out of our mortgage so it’s not us who messed up.
Our insurance is paid out of our mortgage so it’s not us who messed up.
January 17, 2026 at 6:25 PM
I like how one week we get a notice from FEMA that our insurance premium or whatever still hasn’t been paid. And then a week later we get the policy coverage notice for the year.
Our insurance is paid out of our mortgage so it’s not us who messed up.
Our insurance is paid out of our mortgage so it’s not us who messed up.
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Dear other countries, if you want California as part of your country, just know we have way better wine than France. And that’s according to France. 😂
More than 200,000 Danish citizens have signed a petition to buy California as a response to Trump’s attempt to take Greenland.
They say they will provide Californians with “rule of law, universal health care, fact-based politics, and a lifetime supply of Danish pastries.”
They say they will provide Californians with “rule of law, universal health care, fact-based politics, and a lifetime supply of Danish pastries.”
January 17, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Dear other countries, if you want California as part of your country, just know we have way better wine than France. And that’s according to France. 😂
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Man there is so much going on I somehow missed that 65 ICE agents converged on a fucking strip mall in ST. CLOUD. SIXTY-FIVE. What the fuck???
www.sctimes.com/story/news/l...
www.sctimes.com/story/news/l...
ICE agents flood St. Cloud strip mall, triggering tense clash
Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents reportedly tried to detain one individual in St. Cloud.
www.sctimes.com
January 17, 2026 at 4:08 PM
Man there is so much going on I somehow missed that 65 ICE agents converged on a fucking strip mall in ST. CLOUD. SIXTY-FIVE. What the fuck???
www.sctimes.com/story/news/l...
www.sctimes.com/story/news/l...
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I talked to four east metro small businesses about how they're fighting back against ICE. Here's my column (gift link). Please share!
Ross Raihala: How four small businesses are speaking out about ICE
It comes with risk, but some businesses feel they need to speak out.
www.twincities.com
January 17, 2026 at 1:11 AM
I talked to four east metro small businesses about how they're fighting back against ICE. Here's my column (gift link). Please share!
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The City of Minneapolis has announced that vehicles abandoned after drivers are detained by federal immigration agents will be released to their owners for free.
Usually, Minneapolis' impound fees climb past $200.
Usually, Minneapolis' impound fees climb past $200.
Live: State, Minneapolis officials prepare for contentious protests
A large and visible presence of city police officers and Hennepin County sheriff’s deputies will monitor two protests slated for downtown Minneapolis Saturday.
bit.ly
January 17, 2026 at 5:43 PM
The City of Minneapolis has announced that vehicles abandoned after drivers are detained by federal immigration agents will be released to their owners for free.
Usually, Minneapolis' impound fees climb past $200.
Usually, Minneapolis' impound fees climb past $200.
Hey, Denmark, California would be happy to join your country.
Universal healthcare? Yes, please.
Universal healthcare? Yes, please.
January 17, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Hey, Denmark, California would be happy to join your country.
Universal healthcare? Yes, please.
Universal healthcare? Yes, please.
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Don’t go downtown or to Cedar Riverside. Patrol and keep your own neighborhood safe.
If you don’t live there, I am asking you to continue to patrol your own neighborhood to ensure we can continue to alert neighbors of immigration enforcement.
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January 17, 2026 at 5:32 PM
Don’t go downtown or to Cedar Riverside. Patrol and keep your own neighborhood safe.
You will never convince me that red meat is healthy. It’s fine to have in moderation, but daily? No.
January 17, 2026 at 5:33 PM
You will never convince me that red meat is healthy. It’s fine to have in moderation, but daily? No.
It is dangerously foggy in Sacramento today. People need to turn on their headlights not just running lights or DRL.
Also, slow the hell down. Visibility is shit. Like MAYBE 20 feet.
Also, slow the hell down. Visibility is shit. Like MAYBE 20 feet.
January 17, 2026 at 4:47 PM
It is dangerously foggy in Sacramento today. People need to turn on their headlights not just running lights or DRL.
Also, slow the hell down. Visibility is shit. Like MAYBE 20 feet.
Also, slow the hell down. Visibility is shit. Like MAYBE 20 feet.
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Five minutes, twenty degrees, a dozen people. #IceOutComics #IceOutMpls
January 17, 2026 at 5:02 AM
Five minutes, twenty degrees, a dozen people. #IceOutComics #IceOutMpls