Chronicles of Nothing 😴🥱🤨🙄
@nonchron.bsky.social
Gen-x eye roller, slacker? ADHD, mustard enthusiast, cusser, cheese admirer, corny joke conjurer, masking raconteur.
Unionize! Tax the rich!
NorCal native, 8th gen Californian. Lived in MN, now in Sacramento w/my NoDak husband.
Unionize! Tax the rich!
NorCal native, 8th gen Californian. Lived in MN, now in Sacramento w/my NoDak husband.
Pinned
Sorry I’m late. I had to watch one of our cats play with a toy because it was the cutest thing ever.
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thinking about the pope pacing back and forth in his apartment at 3:30 am yelling at the tv
January 19, 2026 at 2:21 AM
thinking about the pope pacing back and forth in his apartment at 3:30 am yelling at the tv
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I don’t think people quite understand that the occupation by ICE in the Twin Cities has more or less erased non-white people from public life. They cannot safely exist in any space accessible to the public and moving between private places leaves folks vulnerable to kidnapping by armed masked goons.
January 16, 2026 at 10:15 PM
I don’t think people quite understand that the occupation by ICE in the Twin Cities has more or less erased non-white people from public life. They cannot safely exist in any space accessible to the public and moving between private places leaves folks vulnerable to kidnapping by armed masked goons.
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Watching the Bears every week is like 58 min of wow this QB is kinda bad followed by 2 min of wow this QB is kinda unbelievable and then they win
January 19, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Watching the Bears every week is like 58 min of wow this QB is kinda bad followed by 2 min of wow this QB is kinda unbelievable and then they win
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OH MY GOD THE POPE HAS DONE IT AGAIN
January 19, 2026 at 2:36 AM
OH MY GOD THE POPE HAS DONE IT AGAIN
Me as the play is happening: That’s a Hail Mary pass because he’s hurried.
Also me: Holy shit! 😂
Also me: Holy shit! 😂
January 19, 2026 at 2:38 AM
Me as the play is happening: That’s a Hail Mary pass because he’s hurried.
Also me: Holy shit! 😂
Also me: Holy shit! 😂
“What a year, huh?”
“Lemon, it’s January 18th”
“Lemon, it’s January 18th”
January 19, 2026 at 2:27 AM
“What a year, huh?”
“Lemon, it’s January 18th”
“Lemon, it’s January 18th”
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Do you have any Canadian ancestry at all? Because they changed their citizenship rules by descent in 2025 and there’s no limit to how many generations back you can claim it… www.canada.ca/en/immigrati...
Change to citizenship rules in 2025 - Canada.ca
Bill C-3 changes the first-generation limit for Canadian citizenship by descent. Find out who is affected and how the law impacts citizenship eligibility.
www.canada.ca
January 19, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Do you have any Canadian ancestry at all? Because they changed their citizenship rules by descent in 2025 and there’s no limit to how many generations back you can claim it… www.canada.ca/en/immigrati...
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I wonder how many calories I’m spending daily on the cognitive dissonance created by thinking “this is exactly what I knew they’d do” and “I can’t believe this is happening” all day every day
January 18, 2026 at 10:58 PM
I wonder how many calories I’m spending daily on the cognitive dissonance created by thinking “this is exactly what I knew they’d do” and “I can’t believe this is happening” all day every day
If we’re just saying nonsense on TV now, if you send me $100, it might protect you from evil.
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January 19, 2026 at 12:01 AM
If we’re just saying nonsense on TV now, if you send me $100, it might protect you from evil.
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never forget: you're dealing with the state that captured a confederate flag during the american civil war and has been saying "oh you want it back? come get it then lol" ever since
Folks, if you know any Minnesotan, you'll know that many of us will bring up Minnesota and Minnesota things at every possible opportunity. If we manage to ride out military occupation, we're going to be absolutely insufferable for the next 20 years. Think about what you're risking here.
January 18, 2026 at 11:37 PM
never forget: you're dealing with the state that captured a confederate flag during the american civil war and has been saying "oh you want it back? come get it then lol" ever since
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Sean McVay: The weather's only a factor if you let it be one
This is literally the guy who dies on K2
This is literally the guy who dies on K2
January 18, 2026 at 11:39 PM
Sean McVay: The weather's only a factor if you let it be one
This is literally the guy who dies on K2
This is literally the guy who dies on K2
Does cayenne pepper in your socks actually help keep your feet warm?
January 18, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Does cayenne pepper in your socks actually help keep your feet warm?
Look, the term Bear Down makes me think of childbirth or being constipated. Or some other painful situation and just trying to get through it. 😂
January 18, 2026 at 11:30 PM
Look, the term Bear Down makes me think of childbirth or being constipated. Or some other painful situation and just trying to get through it. 😂
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Folks, if you know any Minnesotan, you'll know that many of us will bring up Minnesota and Minnesota things at every possible opportunity. If we manage to ride out military occupation, we're going to be absolutely insufferable for the next 20 years. Think about what you're risking here.
January 18, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Folks, if you know any Minnesotan, you'll know that many of us will bring up Minnesota and Minnesota things at every possible opportunity. If we manage to ride out military occupation, we're going to be absolutely insufferable for the next 20 years. Think about what you're risking here.
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I keep thinking about the toxic, pervasive mythology of "rugged individualism" as a driving force in American culture, and how the collective efforts in the Twin Cities right now are proof that the only way through hard times is together, as a community.
January 17, 2026 at 3:00 PM
I keep thinking about the toxic, pervasive mythology of "rugged individualism" as a driving force in American culture, and how the collective efforts in the Twin Cities right now are proof that the only way through hard times is together, as a community.
Funny how the “Don’t Tread On Me” crowd isn’t showing up to defend Minnesota against the actual tyranny by the federal government they fear so much.
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Yeah. I know why they aren’t.
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Yeah. I know why they aren’t.
January 18, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Funny how the “Don’t Tread On Me” crowd isn’t showing up to defend Minnesota against the actual tyranny by the federal government they fear so much.
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Yeah. I know why they aren’t.
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Yeah. I know why they aren’t.
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My kids field trip, basketball tryout and my 8 year old’s talent show were all cancelled because a right wing youtuber harassed some daycares in a VP candidates state.
So to keep people in the loop, one of the biggest school districts in the state is closed Tuesday and Wednesday because they need to give teachers time to build hybrid options for families worried about their children getting kidnapped on the way to school by lawless masked armed federal goons.
January 18, 2026 at 8:25 PM
My kids field trip, basketball tryout and my 8 year old’s talent show were all cancelled because a right wing youtuber harassed some daycares in a VP candidates state.
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Springsteen at an unbilled performance at a Parkinson’s benefit Sat. in NJ—
“…send a message to this President. And as the Mayor of that city has said, ‘ICE should get the fuck out of Minneapolis.’ So this one is for you, and the memory of the mother of three and American citizen Renee Good.”
“…send a message to this President. And as the Mayor of that city has said, ‘ICE should get the fuck out of Minneapolis.’ So this one is for you, and the memory of the mother of three and American citizen Renee Good.”
Promised Land - for Renee Good, Bruce Springsteen, Light of Day, 1/17/26, Count Basie Theater
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January 18, 2026 at 5:42 PM
Springsteen at an unbilled performance at a Parkinson’s benefit Sat. in NJ—
“…send a message to this President. And as the Mayor of that city has said, ‘ICE should get the fuck out of Minneapolis.’ So this one is for you, and the memory of the mother of three and American citizen Renee Good.”
“…send a message to this President. And as the Mayor of that city has said, ‘ICE should get the fuck out of Minneapolis.’ So this one is for you, and the memory of the mother of three and American citizen Renee Good.”
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So to keep people in the loop, one of the biggest school districts in the state is closed Tuesday and Wednesday because they need to give teachers time to build hybrid options for families worried about their children getting kidnapped on the way to school by lawless masked armed federal goons.
January 18, 2026 at 7:38 PM
So to keep people in the loop, one of the biggest school districts in the state is closed Tuesday and Wednesday because they need to give teachers time to build hybrid options for families worried about their children getting kidnapped on the way to school by lawless masked armed federal goons.
I love it when people get pissed off because I drive the speed limit.
Unless and until you pay for my gasoline, wear & tear on my car, insurance, and any and all speeding tickets, you can calm the hell down, dude. I probably saved your life.
Unless and until you pay for my gasoline, wear & tear on my car, insurance, and any and all speeding tickets, you can calm the hell down, dude. I probably saved your life.
January 18, 2026 at 8:02 PM
I love it when people get pissed off because I drive the speed limit.
Unless and until you pay for my gasoline, wear & tear on my car, insurance, and any and all speeding tickets, you can calm the hell down, dude. I probably saved your life.
Unless and until you pay for my gasoline, wear & tear on my car, insurance, and any and all speeding tickets, you can calm the hell down, dude. I probably saved your life.
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2026 is seeing that the U.S. Army is mobilizing a unit specialized for winter conditions, but not knowing if the intended mission is violent repression of an American city or stealing territory from a U.S. treaty ally.
January 18, 2026 at 3:29 PM
2026 is seeing that the U.S. Army is mobilizing a unit specialized for winter conditions, but not knowing if the intended mission is violent repression of an American city or stealing territory from a U.S. treaty ally.
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The story in Minnesota is not about “clashes” or protests. What is happening here is the clearest example in my life of the government violating every basic principle America is supposedly founded upon. It is lawless, unconstitutional, and un-American.
January 18, 2026 at 4:56 PM
The story in Minnesota is not about “clashes” or protests. What is happening here is the clearest example in my life of the government violating every basic principle America is supposedly founded upon. It is lawless, unconstitutional, and un-American.
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ICE agents at a hotel in St. Paul woke up this morning to news that they’re getting kicked out of their hotel today at noon.
January 18, 2026 at 4:42 PM
ICE agents at a hotel in St. Paul woke up this morning to news that they’re getting kicked out of their hotel today at noon.
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Non-violent protest is NOT peaceful protest.
Politicians and the media use these words interchangeably to our detriment. And most folks don't hear the difference. Here's what I mean:
Non-violent protest is NOT peaceful protest.
Politicians and the media use these words interchangeably to our detriment. And most folks don't hear the difference. Here's what I mean:
January 18, 2026 at 2:57 PM
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Non-violent protest is NOT peaceful protest.
Politicians and the media use these words interchangeably to our detriment. And most folks don't hear the difference. Here's what I mean:
Non-violent protest is NOT peaceful protest.
Politicians and the media use these words interchangeably to our detriment. And most folks don't hear the difference. Here's what I mean: