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nonchron.bsky.social
Chronicles of Nothing 🍁🦃🍗
@nonchron.bsky.social
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Gen-x eye roller, slacker? ADHD, mustard enthusiast, cusser, cheese admirer, corny joke conjurer, masking raconteur.

Unionize! Tax the rich!

NorCal native, 8th gen Californian. Lived in MN, now in Sacramento w/my NoDak husband.
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Honestly hope this label is on my account because fuck you. 🤣🤨🤬

Probably will be now! 😂
Rude label from Bluesky moderation. It says Rude or impolite, including crude language and disrespectful comments without constructive purpose.
November 18, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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Household chores count as exercise.
From Norman Rockwell’s Freedom of Speech painting: depicts a scene of a lone dissenter (male) at a town meeting
November 8, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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I would rather scan a QR code and read a menu on my phone than touch whatever gross, germ covered printed one you have for me.

I don’t care if that seems weird or cringe or low class. Keep your ableism and your snobbery. Pass the hand sanitizer.
From Norman Rockwell’s Freedom of Speech painting: depicts a scene of a lone dissenter (male) at a town meeting
October 23, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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Clear bag policies at sporting events are the work of the patriarchy.
From Norman Rockwell’s Freedom of Speech painting: depicts a scene of a lone dissenter (male) at a town meeting
September 30, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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Every play in football has someone holding and it almost never gets flagged.
From Norman Rockwell’s Freedom of Speech painting: depicts a scene of a lone dissenter (male) at a town meeting
September 27, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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The US would rather descend into tyranny than have a woman in charge of it.
From Norman Rockwell’s Freedom of Speech painting: depicts a scene of a lone dissenter (male) at a town meeting
September 27, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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If toilet paper in a public restroom is free, menstrual products and diapers should also be free.
From Norman Rockwell’s Freedom of Speech painting: depicts a scene of a lone dissenter (male) at a town meeting
September 23, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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Earth, Wind & Fire’s cover of Got to Get You Into My Life by the Beatles is better than the original.
From Norman Rockwell’s Freedom of Speech painting: depicts a scene of a lone dissenter (male) at a town meeting
September 22, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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Fall in Northern California. 😭🥵
A screenshot of the Apple Weather app showing a 10 day forecast filled with highs ranging fro 87° t 95°
September 19, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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The “good old days” were hella boring and not great for many people.
From Norman Rockwell’s Freedom of Speech painting: depicts a scene of a lone dissenter (male) at a town meeting
September 14, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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Because I’m silly, I really wish the Hamburg FC had a Mayor McCheese-like mascot.
A photo of Mayor McCheese. A character created by McDonald’s, whose head is a cheeseburger with a face in it. He is dressed in a fancy suit with a sash that says “Mayor” while also holding a pair of wire rimmed glasses.
September 13, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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Gambling commercials should be banned like cigarette commercials.
From Norman Rockwell’s Freedom of Speech painting: depicts a scene of a lone dissenter (male) at a town meeting
September 13, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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I can only imagine what @juliethecranky.bsky.social thinks of this hat by Prada being sold at Saks.

It showed up on my FB feed for some reason and I thought it was a joke.
A woman wears a straw hat that covers her face. It has a plastic window in the front so she can see out, but her nose is also covered by the hat so you know that thing is all fogged up. Also, she’s wearing a sparkling silver top like she’s going clubbing, but she also has a bright yellow zip up hoodie over it for some reason. The hat costs $2,800!
September 11, 2025 at 5:04 AM
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OMG. Total Red Green Show moment when I saw this…
A screenshot from a grocery shopping app. Shows a product called Notchicken. There was an episode of the Red Green Show about a product called Not Chicken.
August 28, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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They have a vending machine at MSP! I thought it was pretty cool.
A donut vending machine at MSP airport. The brand is Donut Trap. It could have been a trap, but I didn’t fall for it.
August 23, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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You can’t hear it, but this sweet baby is purring.
#InternationalCatDay #CatDay
Tabby cat laying down on a yellow chair covered in her fur. She is getting ready for a nap, but her primary human woke her up to take a photo. How rude. She purrs anyway.
August 8, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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Health insurance companies shouldn’t have so much money that they are able to sponsor sports teams or literally anything else.

If you can advertise in an MLB ballpark, you can give us free medical care.
Norman Rockwell’s 1943 painting titled Freedom of Speech. It depicts a scene of a 1942 Arlington town meeting in which Jim Edgerton is the lone dissenter.
July 27, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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Daisy kitty is sleeping on a stool next to me and as soon as I said her name, she started purring in her sleep.
Sweet little tabby cat sleeping on a yellow cushioned stool. It’s one of her favorite places to nap.
June 29, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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Not bad seats for only $15. 😂 #NotOaklandAs #Twins
From the A’s ballpark on 6/3. Byron Buxton is at bat.
June 4, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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I found him! Can you? 🤣
Photo of a baseball game on a TV. There is a crowd of people sitting behind the umpire and one of them is dressed like Waldo from the Where’s Waldo books. He is wearing a red & white striped shirt and a matching hat.
April 20, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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Me: I need to get up and do some chores.

Cat:
A male brown tabby cat is curled up on a lap covered by a maroon blanket. He is very comfy. His eyes are closed and his head is turned to the left.
March 29, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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If you see this guy appear on your screen, mute it! That damn GEICO squealing pig commercial is on.

It’s all over the March Madness.
geico rhetorical questions guy: he’s wearing a suit and tie while talking in front of a dark/brown background.
March 21, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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Gotta love it that everyone wants to read Careless People and Zuckerberg is failing to keep it away from us.
Screenshot from Libby app: Careless People by Sarah Wynn-Williams has 305 people waiting to borrow the book from the library. The library acquired 19 more copies since I put in a hold on 3/15.
March 20, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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Get a bonded pair. It’s twice the adorable chaos.
Two tabby cats sit on a chair covered in blankets. One is on the back part by where your head would be, looking out the nearby window. The other is below on the seat except his claw has gotten caught on the blanket on the back of the chair and it is extended up towards the first cat. He is too tired to bother trying to unhook it and if his human tries to assist him, that will just make it worse.
March 15, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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Fight chaos with chaos.
From Untitled Goose Game: The goose has stolen a set of keys.
March 15, 2025 at 4:41 PM