Chronicles of Nothing 🍁🦃🍗
@nonchron.bsky.social
Gen-x eye roller, slacker? ADHD, mustard enthusiast, cusser, cheese admirer, corny joke conjurer, masking raconteur.
Unionize! Tax the rich!
NorCal native, 8th gen Californian. Lived in MN, now in Sacramento w/my NoDak husband.
Unionize! Tax the rich!
NorCal native, 8th gen Californian. Lived in MN, now in Sacramento w/my NoDak husband.
If this next round of birth control pills doesn’t shut it down, I’m going to talk to my doctor about that option.
The last round was too strong or something. It made me extremely nauseous.
I’m 51! Having kids is not an option.
The last round was too strong or something. It made me extremely nauseous.
I’m 51! Having kids is not an option.
November 20, 2025 at 9:18 PM
If this next round of birth control pills doesn’t shut it down, I’m going to talk to my doctor about that option.
The last round was too strong or something. It made me extremely nauseous.
I’m 51! Having kids is not an option.
The last round was too strong or something. It made me extremely nauseous.
I’m 51! Having kids is not an option.
This just encourages me to fucking swear all the time now. 🤣
November 20, 2025 at 9:14 PM
This just encourages me to fucking swear all the time now. 🤣
I have now watched 3 separate people do this and I will never understand. It’s not like they are trying to park in the shade or out of the rain. I don’t understand what could possibly motivate these randos to behave this way.
November 20, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I have now watched 3 separate people do this and I will never understand. It’s not like they are trying to park in the shade or out of the rain. I don’t understand what could possibly motivate these randos to behave this way.
Yes! This happens in the women’s bathroom. Unless the other stalls are broken/no TP, don’t use the one right next to me!
November 20, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Yes! This happens in the women’s bathroom. Unless the other stalls are broken/no TP, don’t use the one right next to me!
Reposted by Chronicles of Nothing 🍁🦃🍗
the four seasons:
1. Turkey Fryer Explosions
2. Drone Crashmas
3. Not Irish
4. Free Stress for Pets and Combat Veterans
1. Turkey Fryer Explosions
2. Drone Crashmas
3. Not Irish
4. Free Stress for Pets and Combat Veterans
November 20, 2025 at 5:21 AM
the four seasons:
1. Turkey Fryer Explosions
2. Drone Crashmas
3. Not Irish
4. Free Stress for Pets and Combat Veterans
1. Turkey Fryer Explosions
2. Drone Crashmas
3. Not Irish
4. Free Stress for Pets and Combat Veterans
Introducing WikiBear, The Wikipedia-Powered Teddy | CONAN on TBS
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November 20, 2025 at 5:36 AM
We should. We probably won’t.
November 19, 2025 at 11:31 PM
We should. We probably won’t.
I never thought I had ADHD because the idea of it was very “little white boy who can’t sit still” coded in my brain. Then I started reading about women with it and I’m all wait…that’s me. 😮💨 I have inattentive ADHD. It’s my brain that can’t sit still.
November 19, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I never thought I had ADHD because the idea of it was very “little white boy who can’t sit still” coded in my brain. Then I started reading about women with it and I’m all wait…that’s me. 😮💨 I have inattentive ADHD. It’s my brain that can’t sit still.
Yeah, and I stopped a million wars. Over the last 50 years, my mere presence on this earth has stopped a million wars. 🤨🙄
November 19, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Yeah, and I stopped a million wars. Over the last 50 years, my mere presence on this earth has stopped a million wars. 🤨🙄