Steve Ferra
@abpow.bsky.social
Former purveyor of Absolute Powerpop. Mostly bad puns and lukewarm takes on sports, TV and film when not occasionally practicing law.
Fan of Rays/Gators/Lightning/Bucs/Newcastle United
Fan of Rays/Gators/Lightning/Bucs/Newcastle United
Gators determined to finish 365th out of 365 in KenPom's "luck" rating (they're currently 362)
January 4, 2026 at 3:59 AM
Gators determined to finish 365th out of 365 in KenPom's "luck" rating (they're currently 362)
Florida may pull this one out but this team gives off a real “the whole is less than the sum of its parts” vibe
January 4, 2026 at 2:56 AM
Florida may pull this one out but this team gives off a real “the whole is less than the sum of its parts” vibe
Missouri pulling shots out their ass this half
January 4, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Missouri pulling shots out their ass this half
Handlogten shooting free throws is like a turnover
January 4, 2026 at 2:16 AM
Handlogten shooting free throws is like a turnover
The good news about your team’s game being on the overflow channel on the ESPN app is that you get to watch it sans ticker
January 4, 2026 at 1:37 AM
The good news about your team’s game being on the overflow channel on the ESPN app is that you get to watch it sans ticker
Lee making his first two threes in SEC play is either a great omen or a major fluke
January 4, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Lee making his first two threes in SEC play is either a great omen or a major fluke
Even with a half-hour buffer the previous game is running over the start of Gator hoops
January 4, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Even with a half-hour buffer the previous game is running over the start of Gator hoops
Seattle enjoying their evening with a nice Charbonnet
January 4, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Seattle enjoying their evening with a nice Charbonnet
They look like the Miami Sharks from ANY GIVEN SUNDAY
What in the world are the 49ers wearing?
January 4, 2026 at 1:28 AM
They look like the Miami Sharks from ANY GIVEN SUNDAY
The Aristocrats!
The NFC South [derogatory]
January 4, 2026 at 12:23 AM
The Aristocrats!
Dan Orlovsky the latest to say “benefactor” when he means “beneficiary”
January 3, 2026 at 11:55 PM
Dan Orlovsky the latest to say “benefactor” when he means “beneficiary”
Carolina Hurricanes cosplaying as the Hartford Whalers tonight, stolen valor
January 3, 2026 at 11:47 PM
Carolina Hurricanes cosplaying as the Hartford Whalers tonight, stolen valor
this tells us he should put on a good show during batting practice
Here's newest Blue Jays infielder Kazuma Okamoto hitting two towering no-doubt bombs off of Trevor Bauer in one game
January 3, 2026 at 11:07 PM
this tells us he should put on a good show during batting practice
Vaping and getting into bus fights might make the Hillsborough County school board feel better, but I doubt it solves anything
January 3, 2026 at 10:58 PM
Vaping and getting into bus fights might make the Hillsborough County school board feel better, but I doubt it solves anything
A Raddysh hat trick should be known as a garden
January 3, 2026 at 10:47 PM
A Raddysh hat trick should be known as a garden
Latest from San Jose
January 3, 2026 at 10:18 PM
Latest from San Jose
amazing to watch an NFL game without fantasy football implications, and feel the earth, sky, and human experience feel the way it did in the 1970s: calm, still, peaceful, restful, natural
January 3, 2026 at 9:57 PM
amazing to watch an NFL game without fantasy football implications, and feel the earth, sky, and human experience feel the way it did in the 1970s: calm, still, peaceful, restful, natural
Live update from San Jose
January 3, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Live update from San Jose
just got back from watching MARTY SUPREME, which was great (esp. Chalamet, whom I'd been lukewarm toward for awhile), and what a batshit cast it has
also had the thought that the next season of RICK AND MORTY is definitely going to have an episode titled "Morty Supreme"
also had the thought that the next season of RICK AND MORTY is definitely going to have an episode titled "Morty Supreme"
January 3, 2026 at 3:54 AM
just got back from watching MARTY SUPREME, which was great (esp. Chalamet, whom I'd been lukewarm toward for awhile), and what a batshit cast it has
also had the thought that the next season of RICK AND MORTY is definitely going to have an episode titled "Morty Supreme"
also had the thought that the next season of RICK AND MORTY is definitely going to have an episode titled "Morty Supreme"
another secret Islamist
January 2, 2026 at 11:46 PM
another secret Islamist
Best new thread in the Hoffman forums
January 2, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Best new thread in the Hoffman forums
This game has had more false endings than RETURN OF THE KING
January 2, 2026 at 4:54 AM
This game has had more false endings than RETURN OF THE KING
the Ted Cruz of football
Lane Kiffin shows up and LSU WBB suffers their first loss of the season and then his former team beats Georgia in the Playoff without him?
January 2, 2026 at 4:52 AM
the Ted Cruz of football
"Upon further review, Georgia still lost in hilarious fashion"
January 2, 2026 at 4:50 AM
"Upon further review, Georgia still lost in hilarious fashion"
really did not want to be subjected to a Georgia-Miami semi
January 2, 2026 at 4:48 AM
really did not want to be subjected to a Georgia-Miami semi