Newfie
@newfie.bsky.social
Angry space turtle, co-host of Contempt for the Audience pod, former host of GAMERadio, he/him/giant turtle
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everyone's dunking on him for this for various reasons but like
snorting it off the toilet seat is a fucking CHOICE, you could use a little spoon, or a key, or your fingernail, and do it just fine in a bathroom like that, but no, this filthy freak rubbed his face all over public toilet seats
snorting it off the toilet seat is a fucking CHOICE, you could use a little spoon, or a key, or your fingernail, and do it just fine in a bathroom like that, but no, this filthy freak rubbed his face all over public toilet seats
RFK Jr: I'm not scared of a germ. I used to snort cocaine off of toilet seats.
February 12, 2026 at 8:56 PM
everyone's dunking on him for this for various reasons but like
snorting it off the toilet seat is a fucking CHOICE, you could use a little spoon, or a key, or your fingernail, and do it just fine in a bathroom like that, but no, this filthy freak rubbed his face all over public toilet seats
snorting it off the toilet seat is a fucking CHOICE, you could use a little spoon, or a key, or your fingernail, and do it just fine in a bathroom like that, but no, this filthy freak rubbed his face all over public toilet seats
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i'm slaying this week
February 12, 2026 at 12:46 PM
i'm slaying this week
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you can watch it here:
Homemade Gatorade
YouTube video by Carter Amelia Davis
www.youtube.com
February 12, 2026 at 7:36 PM
you can watch it here:
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Sundance was a surreal, unforgettable time! the audiences loved Homemade Gatorade :-)
February 12, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Sundance was a surreal, unforgettable time! the audiences loved Homemade Gatorade :-)
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elon musk read "whitey on the moon" as an aspirational text
February 12, 2026 at 6:40 PM
elon musk read "whitey on the moon" as an aspirational text
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I see the French gov are back on this train again. In a different world Albanese would have won the nobel peace prize and maybe Western govs would not be forever trying to squirm out from international law accountability. Clown era.
France calls Francesca Albanese, UN rapporteur for the Palestinian territories, to resign
France calls Francesca Albanese, UN rapporteur for the Palestinian territories, to resign
An edited video of Albanese's remarks at a conference prompted France's foreign minister to demand the UN expert's resignation, denouncing her comments as 'outrageous.'
www.lemonde.fr
February 12, 2026 at 6:21 PM
I see the French gov are back on this train again. In a different world Albanese would have won the nobel peace prize and maybe Western govs would not be forever trying to squirm out from international law accountability. Clown era.
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Wild things happening in the Texas Republican primaries.
February 12, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Wild things happening in the Texas Republican primaries.
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Rap World (2024) - 0:00:33
Dir. Danny Scharar, Conner O'Malley
Runtime 56 minutes
🚬 x 16, or one cigarette every 3.5 minutes
⚠️ REAL SMOKER MOVIE ⚠️
https://howmanycigarettes.com/rap-world/
Dir. Danny Scharar, Conner O'Malley
Runtime 56 minutes
🚬 x 16, or one cigarette every 3.5 minutes
⚠️ REAL SMOKER MOVIE ⚠️
https://howmanycigarettes.com/rap-world/
February 12, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Rap World (2024) - 0:00:33
Dir. Danny Scharar, Conner O'Malley
Runtime 56 minutes
🚬 x 16, or one cigarette every 3.5 minutes
⚠️ REAL SMOKER MOVIE ⚠️
https://howmanycigarettes.com/rap-world/
Dir. Danny Scharar, Conner O'Malley
Runtime 56 minutes
🚬 x 16, or one cigarette every 3.5 minutes
⚠️ REAL SMOKER MOVIE ⚠️
https://howmanycigarettes.com/rap-world/
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If you’re wondering why a spy would have a full uniform, it’s for Geneva protection.
say you know you’re gonna get caught, rush home, put it on, cops bust in, ha surprise, a uniformed soldier, and now you’re a POW with rights.
No uniform, spy, they can blow your head smoove off
say you know you’re gonna get caught, rush home, put it on, cops bust in, ha surprise, a uniformed soldier, and now you’re a POW with rights.
No uniform, spy, they can blow your head smoove off
🤯 "Anti-Putin" Russian was unmasked as an FSB spy in Ukraine.
Security officials say the 27-year-old infiltrated Ukraine’s Special Operations Forces under a pro-Ukraine cover and was detained while photographing “top secret” documents.
Security officials say the 27-year-old infiltrated Ukraine’s Special Operations Forces under a pro-Ukraine cover and was detained while photographing “top secret” documents.
February 11, 2026 at 7:00 PM
If you’re wondering why a spy would have a full uniform, it’s for Geneva protection.
say you know you’re gonna get caught, rush home, put it on, cops bust in, ha surprise, a uniformed soldier, and now you’re a POW with rights.
No uniform, spy, they can blow your head smoove off
say you know you’re gonna get caught, rush home, put it on, cops bust in, ha surprise, a uniformed soldier, and now you’re a POW with rights.
No uniform, spy, they can blow your head smoove off
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My job is global trade. I can 100% confirm that if there’s an option that isn’t US-based, companies are selecting those as fast as possible. As US-based contracts end, incumbent suppliers aren’t even being invited to re-bid. It will take a few years for the full scope of this to be felt.
February 12, 2026 at 3:23 PM
My job is global trade. I can 100% confirm that if there’s an option that isn’t US-based, companies are selecting those as fast as possible. As US-based contracts end, incumbent suppliers aren’t even being invited to re-bid. It will take a few years for the full scope of this to be felt.
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"They are over their skis when it comes to making anything happen right now that is passably normal."
@pablo.show joins @stephruhle.bsky.social to talk about the Trump administration's criticism of Olympians who are speaking out against White House policies.
@pablo.show joins @stephruhle.bsky.social to talk about the Trump administration's criticism of Olympians who are speaking out against White House policies.
February 12, 2026 at 8:10 AM
"They are over their skis when it comes to making anything happen right now that is passably normal."
@pablo.show joins @stephruhle.bsky.social to talk about the Trump administration's criticism of Olympians who are speaking out against White House policies.
@pablo.show joins @stephruhle.bsky.social to talk about the Trump administration's criticism of Olympians who are speaking out against White House policies.
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Doubles luge? Oh, you mean seated rivalry?
February 12, 2026 at 8:11 AM
Doubles luge? Oh, you mean seated rivalry?
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My “We're not out scouring the streets to disappear people or deny people their civil rights or due process.” T shirt is raising a lot of questions answered by the shirt.
Homan: "ICE is a legitimate federal law enforcement agency. We're not out scouring the streets to disappear people or deny people their civil rights or due process."
February 12, 2026 at 2:38 PM
My “We're not out scouring the streets to disappear people or deny people their civil rights or due process.” T shirt is raising a lot of questions answered by the shirt.
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Daily reminder that Waymo’s business innovation is not a car that appears nominally autonomous, but to take an activity we all bear criminal liability for, and turn the consequence of failure to operate safely from “prison” to a comparatively minuscule fine.
Waymo self-driving cars, powered by AGI — A Guy Instead
Tesla and Waymo find safety rules so inconvenient
www.youtube.com/watch?v=auGa... - video
pivottoai.libsyn.com/20260209-way... - podcast
time: 5 min 30 sec
pivot-to-ai.com/2026/02/09/w... - blog post
Tesla and Waymo find safety rules so inconvenient
www.youtube.com/watch?v=auGa... - video
pivottoai.libsyn.com/20260209-way... - podcast
time: 5 min 30 sec
pivot-to-ai.com/2026/02/09/w... - blog post
February 9, 2026 at 11:46 PM
Daily reminder that Waymo’s business innovation is not a car that appears nominally autonomous, but to take an activity we all bear criminal liability for, and turn the consequence of failure to operate safely from “prison” to a comparatively minuscule fine.
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The Museum for Human Rights is not in the national interest, per Mark Carney.
Canadian Museum for Human Rights lays off staff amid federal cost-cutting program
Several staff members at the Canadian Museum for Human Rights are being laid off as part of an Ottawa initiative to trim government staff.
www.ctvnews.ca
February 12, 2026 at 12:52 PM
The Museum for Human Rights is not in the national interest, per Mark Carney.
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“I’ve reviewed over 50 sticky toffee puddings” is an incredibly powerful way to begin a video
February 11, 2026 at 5:15 PM
“I’ve reviewed over 50 sticky toffee puddings” is an incredibly powerful way to begin a video
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Exclusive: Ballmer and Kawhi's Hidden Trail of Clippers Deals, Unearthed
YouTube video by PABLO TORRE FINDS OUT
youtu.be
February 10, 2026 at 10:06 PM
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I love how Pablo has merged dry, document-y investigative journalism with the unboxing/reaction-video aesthetic
February 10, 2026 at 10:07 PM
I love how Pablo has merged dry, document-y investigative journalism with the unboxing/reaction-video aesthetic
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My 70 year old dad, whose favorite band is The Righteous Brothers, just informed me that he enjoyed the Bad Bunny show bc even though he didn’t understand the words, “it seemed like everyone on stage was having a good time!” So there ya go lol.
February 12, 2026 at 2:38 AM
My 70 year old dad, whose favorite band is The Righteous Brothers, just informed me that he enjoyed the Bad Bunny show bc even though he didn’t understand the words, “it seemed like everyone on stage was having a good time!” So there ya go lol.
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fun fact, if you sprint at a waymo from the side it will slam on its brakes and upset the passengers inside
February 11, 2026 at 11:26 PM
fun fact, if you sprint at a waymo from the side it will slam on its brakes and upset the passengers inside
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no Elon, all experts agree the ideal close quarters weapon is a Sig P320, carried in a special holster configuration only used by special forces guys called "reverse appendix carry". If the barrel is pointed into your guts when holstered you're doing it right.
Always keep the chamber loaded.
Always keep the chamber loaded.
February 12, 2026 at 2:00 AM
no Elon, all experts agree the ideal close quarters weapon is a Sig P320, carried in a special holster configuration only used by special forces guys called "reverse appendix carry". If the barrel is pointed into your guts when holstered you're doing it right.
Always keep the chamber loaded.
Always keep the chamber loaded.