Nev There Is a Fountain Filled With Blood
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Writer of satire (Private Eye/Dead Ringers) and Murder. New book ‘Lies and Dolls’ is out now in all good bookshops. 'The Fan Who Knew Too Much' is also there, probably nearby. Graphic novel ‘The Furnace’ out eventually.
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As it’s nearly time for more Dr Who I thought I’d reprise my guide to old doctor with added footnotes).
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Last Tango in Paris: You'll never put a better bit of butter up your wife.
November 15, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Last Tango in Paris: You'll never put a better bit of butter up your wife.
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Not the first to make this point. But there is a tyrant in charge of another country who is accused of being heavily linked to a paedophile sex ring - and supposed ‘patriots’ in this country are passionately willing him to take down our national broadcaster. Madness.
November 15, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Not the first to make this point. But there is a tyrant in charge of another country who is accused of being heavily linked to a paedophile sex ring - and supposed ‘patriots’ in this country are passionately willing him to take down our national broadcaster. Madness.
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When I chose to study politics for a living I had no idea that politics would get this dumb.
November 15, 2025 at 2:43 AM
When I chose to study politics for a living I had no idea that politics would get this dumb.
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Take a deeper look into the world of #DoctorWho with people who've been involved with it (writing for/about it, acting) or whose lives have been changed by it: fyc.quest/DWEps
Curious about Doctor Who - Episode Playlist
Follow Your Curiosity episodes featuring discussion of Doctor Who, including folks who have been involved with the show | 10 episodes.
fyc.quest
November 15, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Take a deeper look into the world of #DoctorWho with people who've been involved with it (writing for/about it, acting) or whose lives have been changed by it: fyc.quest/DWEps
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Marjorie Taylor Greene says Trump is lying about her interactions with him — and posted their text exchanges today about the Epstein files.
A sitting member of Congress just posted her messages with the president of the United States.
A sitting member of Congress just posted her messages with the president of the United States.
November 15, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Marjorie Taylor Greene says Trump is lying about her interactions with him — and posted their text exchanges today about the Epstein files.
A sitting member of Congress just posted her messages with the president of the United States.
A sitting member of Congress just posted her messages with the president of the United States.
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Remember when POTUS wasn't a nine year old bully who's mother never gave him a hug? I miss those days...
November 15, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Remember when POTUS wasn't a nine year old bully who's mother never gave him a hug? I miss those days...
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One of life's golden rules is never get yourself into a position where you're publicly arguing about the definition of paedophile
Dershowitz: The predecessor on your show described Epstein as a convicted pedophile. He pleaded guilty to one count of having sex for money with a 17-year-and-10-month-old person. That’s not a pedophile.
November 15, 2025 at 10:49 AM
One of life's golden rules is never get yourself into a position where you're publicly arguing about the definition of paedophile
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But what if I don’t want my home to look like a public toilet where the bog roll housing has fallen off?
November 15, 2025 at 10:29 AM
But what if I don’t want my home to look like a public toilet where the bog roll housing has fallen off?
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Buckle up - because this now amounts to a direct and deliberate attack on our country and its cultural sovereignty. Which side our politicians take - Trump's or the BBC's - over the coming days and weeks will speak volumes about their patriotism.
Trump says he will sue BBC for at least $1bn over Panorama edit
The US president confirmed he intends to sue the broadcaster for at least $1bn over the Panorama edit of a 2021 speech.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 15, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Buckle up - because this now amounts to a direct and deliberate attack on our country and its cultural sovereignty. Which side our politicians take - Trump's or the BBC's - over the coming days and weeks will speak volumes about their patriotism.
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10% of white people think you have to be white to be English - but 84% of white people disagree with that. Two-thirds of ethnic minorities think Englishness is a civic, not ethnic identity, though 1/4 of minority groups join 1/10 of the majority group in seeing it as ethnically defined (YouGov)
November 14, 2025 at 12:40 AM
10% of white people think you have to be white to be English - but 84% of white people disagree with that. Two-thirds of ethnic minorities think Englishness is a civic, not ethnic identity, though 1/4 of minority groups join 1/10 of the majority group in seeing it as ethnically defined (YouGov)
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![[Scene is a kitchen - a middle aged woman called JANET is boiling peas at the stove. A younger more colourfully dressed woman named LIZ approached her.]
JANET:
Ugh...
LIZ:
What's up?
JANET:
I am so bored of cooking peas!
LIZ:
Have you tried...
AI peas?
JANET:
AI peas?
LIZ:
They're peas with AI!
[Liz holds up to us a packet of peas labelled: Pea-i AI - Peas with AI].
LIZ:
Al-powered peas harness the potential of your peas
JANET:
What
LIZ [Now a voiceover as we cut to a whizzy technology diagram of peas all connected by meaningless dotted lines]
Why not take your peas to the next level with Al Peas' new Al tools to power your peas?
[Show a techno diagram of a pea with a label reading 'AI' pointing to a random zone in it]
LIZ:
Each pea has Al in a way we haven't quite worked out yet but it's fine
[Show Janet and Liz now in a Matrix-style world of peas]
LIZ:
With Al peas you can supercharge productivity and make AI work for your peas!
JANET:
What
LIZ:
Shut up
LIZ:
Our game-changing Pea-Al gives you the freedom to unlock the potential of the power of the future of your peas workflow
From opening the bag of peas
to boiling the peas
to eating the peas
To spending millions on adding Al to the peas and then having to work out what that even means.
JANET:
Is it really necessary to-
LIZ [Grabbing Janet by the collar]:
THE PEAS HAVE GOT AI, JANET
[Cut to an advert ending screen, with the bag of peas and the slogan:
AI PEAS: Just 'Peas' for god's sake buy the AI peas.
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People don't care about manifestos as much as people in politics & political journalism think they do.
November 14, 2025 at 10:47 AM
People don't care about manifestos as much as people in politics & political journalism think they do.
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Q. Have you ever socialized with Donald Trump in the presence of females under the age of 18?
Jeffery Epstein: Though I'd like to answer that question, I'm going to have to assert my Fifth, Sixth, and 14th Amendment rights.
Jeffery Epstein: Though I'd like to answer that question, I'm going to have to assert my Fifth, Sixth, and 14th Amendment rights.
November 13, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Q. Have you ever socialized with Donald Trump in the presence of females under the age of 18?
Jeffery Epstein: Though I'd like to answer that question, I'm going to have to assert my Fifth, Sixth, and 14th Amendment rights.
Jeffery Epstein: Though I'd like to answer that question, I'm going to have to assert my Fifth, Sixth, and 14th Amendment rights.
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Who knows. For years I thought, "*Now* will they finally say 'enough'?"
Is this finally the big—as some have so aptly put it—jailbreak?
Let us hope and pray that it is. But let's not hold our breath.
Is this finally the big—as some have so aptly put it—jailbreak?
Let us hope and pray that it is. But let's not hold our breath.
November 14, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Who knows. For years I thought, "*Now* will they finally say 'enough'?"
Is this finally the big—as some have so aptly put it—jailbreak?
Let us hope and pray that it is. But let's not hold our breath.
Is this finally the big—as some have so aptly put it—jailbreak?
Let us hope and pray that it is. But let's not hold our breath.
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Shame on the BBC for editing his speech in real time to make it total and utter gibberish.
Trump: "Christians and more, think of this, more than twice as likely foster care they'll adopt the general population. They adopt to it so easily. When they get out, they adopt to it like it's become second nature. It's amazing."
November 13, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Shame on the BBC for editing his speech in real time to make it total and utter gibberish.
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YOU CANNOT CANCEL POKER FACE WHY WOULD YOU DO SUCH A THING WHY
November 13, 2025 at 6:07 PM
YOU CANNOT CANCEL POKER FACE WHY WOULD YOU DO SUCH A THING WHY
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Poker Face was one of the best things on TV so of course it’s been cancelled. I like Peter Dinklage but Poker Face was really all about the star quality of Natasha Lyonne. But if they make another version of course I’ll watch it.
November 13, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Poker Face was one of the best things on TV so of course it’s been cancelled. I like Peter Dinklage but Poker Face was really all about the star quality of Natasha Lyonne. But if they make another version of course I’ll watch it.
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Fox Propaganda thinks we are idiots, who have no idea who jacked up tariffs on Brazil that made COFFEE prices go up in the first place. Or who eliminated EV incentives that will cause gasoline demand (and therefore prices) to go up.
November 12, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Fox Propaganda thinks we are idiots, who have no idea who jacked up tariffs on Brazil that made COFFEE prices go up in the first place. Or who eliminated EV incentives that will cause gasoline demand (and therefore prices) to go up.
45% still approve. What. The. Actual. Fuck.
Harry Enten: "Nobody is buying what Trump is selling on Epstein. His net approval on it is an absolutely dreadful -39 pts... Far worse than any other major issue.
It isn't improving over time.
Even among the GOP, just 45% (!) approve of the job the Trump admin is doing on the Epstein case."
It isn't improving over time.
Even among the GOP, just 45% (!) approve of the job the Trump admin is doing on the Epstein case."
November 13, 2025 at 5:05 PM
45% still approve. What. The. Actual. Fuck.
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These patriotic displays have gone a bit too far now, if you ask me.
November 13, 2025 at 4:47 PM
These patriotic displays have gone a bit too far now, if you ask me.
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