Nev There Is a Fountain Filled With Blood
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Writer of satire (Private Eye/Dead Ringers) and Murder. New book ‘Lies and Dolls’ is out now in all good bookshops. 'The Fan Who Knew Too Much' is also there, probably nearby. Graphic novel ‘The Furnace’ out eventually.
It seems to be a standard cover that they use all the time. I was in this one:
October 18, 2025 at 8:36 AM
It seems to be a standard cover that they use all the time. I was in this one:
On my way to Who on the Wirral this weekend. Anybody want a signed copy of one of these?
September 24, 2025 at 12:23 PM
On my way to Who on the Wirral this weekend. Anybody want a signed copy of one of these?
Bristol - we are in you. #deadringerstour
September 21, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Bristol - we are in you. #deadringerstour
Dead Ringers is in Brighton on the first night of our tour. Squeezing it in before Donald Trump cancels us. Good luck everyone!
September 18, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Dead Ringers is in Brighton on the first night of our tour. Squeezing it in before Donald Trump cancels us. Good luck everyone!
The camera on my phone is broken.
September 15, 2025 at 9:28 AM
The camera on my phone is broken.
Steady on, Davina. It’s just a weighted jacket.
August 29, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Steady on, Davina. It’s just a weighted jacket.
“Dogs can say sausages with impunity, but hand out bat soup to the public and the police come running.”
August 21, 2025 at 2:09 PM
“Dogs can say sausages with impunity, but hand out bat soup to the public and the police come running.”
A teeny reminder: if you want signed copies of my book, then they’ll be available in branches of Forbidden Planet.
August 21, 2025 at 11:44 AM
A teeny reminder: if you want signed copies of my book, then they’ll be available in branches of Forbidden Planet.
So buy it as a birthday present to me! Sales do matter. They make the difference between this being the last book in the series or just the second of many. Order it from your local bookshop if you can. It encourages them to stock it.
This ends this public service announcement…
This ends this public service announcement…
August 12, 2025 at 2:20 PM
So buy it as a birthday present to me! Sales do matter. They make the difference between this being the last book in the series or just the second of many. Order it from your local bookshop if you can. It encourages them to stock it.
This ends this public service announcement…
This ends this public service announcement…
So it’s my birthday…
…And also, by complete co-incidence, the release date of my new book ‘Lies and Dolls’!
Kit Pelham faces her most dangerous foe yet: a cold-blooded serial killer who murders collectible action figures, stealing them and sending their dismembered remains back to their owners.
…And also, by complete co-incidence, the release date of my new book ‘Lies and Dolls’!
Kit Pelham faces her most dangerous foe yet: a cold-blooded serial killer who murders collectible action figures, stealing them and sending their dismembered remains back to their owners.
August 12, 2025 at 2:20 PM
So it’s my birthday…
…And also, by complete co-incidence, the release date of my new book ‘Lies and Dolls’!
Kit Pelham faces her most dangerous foe yet: a cold-blooded serial killer who murders collectible action figures, stealing them and sending their dismembered remains back to their owners.
…And also, by complete co-incidence, the release date of my new book ‘Lies and Dolls’!
Kit Pelham faces her most dangerous foe yet: a cold-blooded serial killer who murders collectible action figures, stealing them and sending their dismembered remains back to their owners.
August is going to be a busy month for yours truly! LIES AND DOLLS is out on the 12th - ON MY BIRTHDAY. Secondly, my new Big Finish is coming out - RED FOR DANGER. And finally the DEAD RINGERS ANNIVERSARY TOUR, is launching, packed with lots of my sketches that were written back when I was funny.
August 1, 2025 at 12:02 PM
August is going to be a busy month for yours truly! LIES AND DOLLS is out on the 12th - ON MY BIRTHDAY. Secondly, my new Big Finish is coming out - RED FOR DANGER. And finally the DEAD RINGERS ANNIVERSARY TOUR, is launching, packed with lots of my sketches that were written back when I was funny.
New bedtime reading.
July 25, 2025 at 6:04 PM
New bedtime reading.
New favourite mug.
July 22, 2025 at 11:48 AM
New favourite mug.
My Fantastic Four
July 20, 2025 at 11:12 PM
My Fantastic Four
A reading of Anthony Read’s incomplete novelisation of ‘Horns of Nimon’. #targetbookday
July 19, 2025 at 2:42 PM
A reading of Anthony Read’s incomplete novelisation of ‘Horns of Nimon’. #targetbookday
Target book day is going well!
July 19, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Target book day is going well!
I was just checking on BBC Saturday schedules for a thing, and I could barely believe my eyes. From 5.45pm - 9.40 pm there are FIVE consecutive quiz shows. No dramas, comedies, documentaries, nothing. WTF?
July 15, 2025 at 8:34 AM
I was just checking on BBC Saturday schedules for a thing, and I could barely believe my eyes. From 5.45pm - 9.40 pm there are FIVE consecutive quiz shows. No dramas, comedies, documentaries, nothing. WTF?
Achievement unlocked.
July 11, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Achievement unlocked.
The Doctor never needed a vindicator to defeat Omega. All he needed was a
July 7, 2025 at 10:16 AM
The Doctor never needed a vindicator to defeat Omega. All he needed was a
Post yourself from a different era.
July 5, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Post yourself from a different era.
Well if you’re a Who fan and you live near the Heart foundation in Godalming you’re in luck.
June 30, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Well if you’re a Who fan and you live near the Heart foundation in Godalming you’re in luck.
What’s your sign?
June 16, 2025 at 5:38 PM
What’s your sign?
You said it.
June 16, 2025 at 4:11 PM
You said it.
I've been told that due to shipping delays, the release of 'Lies and Dolls' has been put back from the 22nd of July to 12th August...
...My birthday!
A good omen?
...My birthday!
A good omen?
June 10, 2025 at 2:56 PM
I've been told that due to shipping delays, the release of 'Lies and Dolls' has been put back from the 22nd of July to 12th August...
...My birthday!
A good omen?
...My birthday!
A good omen?