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Nev Fountain
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Writer of satire (Private Eye/Dead Ringers) and Murder. New book ‘Lies and Dolls’ is out now in all good bookshops. 'The Fan Who Knew Too Much' is also there, probably nearby. Graphic novel ‘The Furnace’ out eventually.
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As it’s nearly time for more Dr Who I thought I’d reprise my guide to old doctor with added footnotes).
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Told my friends I've taken up running for health reasons but really my main motivation for it was the last time I gave a guy a blowjob I got so out of breath that I had to stop
December 1, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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If it was a resigning offence to suddenly discover WordPress has more bugs than a tramp's vest, there would be no web developers left on the planet.

Honestly, this seems unnecessarily harsh.

www.theguardian.com/business/202...
OBR chair quits after inquiry into early release of Reeves’s budget
Richard Hughes departs after investigation into how official forecaster accidentally published budget 40 minutes early
www.theguardian.com
December 1, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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Looks like Trump is about to throw Hegseth under the garbage truck.
December 1, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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If you want people to spend more, pay them more.
December 1, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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Two more Conservative MP rejects hop over to Reform UK. Jonathan Gullis and Lia Nici.

More and more, Reform UK looks simply as if the Tories ran off stage, then came back on two minutes lates, wearing a comedy moustache-and-glasses disguise. ~AA

uk.news.yahoo.com/former-tory-...
Former Tory MP Jonathan Gullis defects to Reform UK
He joins Daniel Jellyman
uk.news.yahoo.com
December 1, 2025 at 9:57 AM
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He’s making a list
He’s checking it twice
[REDACTED] is on it
And [REDACTED] and [REDACTED]
Jeffrey Epstein is coming to town.
December 1, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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The thing I love about the USA is that people can start spreading paranoid fantasies like "dentists are secretly flying rhinoceroses" and within a short time, serious thinkers will tell you that you're not a serious, sober, realistic person if you don't believe that dentists are flying rhinoceroses
December 1, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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It's not a foolproof plan but every political debate from now on should be a Normal Guy competition. Ask them to describe grocery shopping in detail. Talk about what it's like to have a friend
November 19, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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Hegseth is gonna be like “kill everybody” is out of context
December 1, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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Pete Hagueseth
Not sure who needs to hear this but a US President can not pardon someone being charged for war crimes at The Hague.
November 30, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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Love this photo. Like he’s been stuffed and mounted and put on display in his natural habitat. Near the ketchup. Even has his own little card in front of him.
Hey, Jake Tapper, look, it's Joe Biden.
December 1, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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pretty clearly a bunch of these guys are pulling for a schism for reasons that are somewhat but not entirely opaque to me (they think they can run countries, plural, with a friendly American Catholic Papacy in South Bend)
November 30, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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December 1, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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"… in the present instance, it was perfectly clear to the accused that killing defenceless people in the life-boats could be nothing else but a breach of the law. As naval officers by profession they were well aware …."
December 1, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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I just don't need to know what the Telegraph has written about Dungeons & Dragons. It's a newspaper for people who are frightened of samosas.
November 30, 2025 at 12:15 PM
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stop, stop, it’s already dead
November 30, 2025 at 11:39 AM
It's Private Eye at the Criterion tomorrow night. There will be signings of the Private Eye annual, and if you have any merch of mine, I'm happy to sign anything else put in front of my nose. CDs, books etc.
November 30, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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Letting Corbyn run another political party is a bit like letting Jemini have another crack at Eurovision.
November 30, 2025 at 12:28 PM
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Happy St. Andrew’s Day!
November 30, 2025 at 11:12 AM
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So sad to hear about the loss of the wonderful #SirTomStoppard. One of our best playwrites and screenwriters. A Titan of creative talent, a wit and raconteur.
I was privileged to have the chance to work with him in the West End and above all I found him kind, humble and generous. A great loss.
November 29, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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The House and Senate are both investigating Pete’s war crimes
November 30, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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Sultana and Corbyn act like they were put together in a competition by Simon Cowell and now they're contractually obliged to go on tour
November 29, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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A story Stoppard told several times, in several places:
November 29, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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*whispers* auntie Kat has done a sketch
November 29, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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“Part. Of. A. Team.”
November 29, 2025 at 6:04 PM