NESN_Dorma, law-ish
@nesndorma.bsky.social
Vampire society's most respected lawguy/pilot/former journalist. The Boston Celtics have won 18 NBA Titles. Arsenal. Iowa. He/him.
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Sort of gives away the lie that they're arresting hardened criminals who are drags on society when they're setting up traps to lure in Good Samaritans
CCTV footage appears to show DHS agents posing as people having car trouble in order to lure a target out of his house before arresting them. The target comes out and starts helping them before 3 vehicles surround the scene. The car "experiencing" trouble then drives off with them.
February 15, 2026 at 1:10 AM
Sort of gives away the lie that they're arresting hardened criminals who are drags on society when they're setting up traps to lure in Good Samaritans
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The waiter: And what would you like today young man?
My two year old:
My two year old:
the two types of vehicle are cars and trucks, with every vehicle being a subclass of one of those two. a jeep is a truck. a motorcycle is obviously a car. a boat is a truck. an airplane is a car and a helicopter is a truck. trucks are cars, interestingly enough, and cars are a specific type of chair
February 13, 2026 at 6:21 PM
The waiter: And what would you like today young man?
My two year old:
My two year old:
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this is comically evil. brazenly anti-social. just absolute black-pilled nihilism. we will not have a republic, we will not be free, until we regulate these companies to the point where — at a bare minimum — they're too afraid to put stuff like this down on paper.
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/13/t...
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/13/t...
February 13, 2026 at 2:54 PM
this is comically evil. brazenly anti-social. just absolute black-pilled nihilism. we will not have a republic, we will not be free, until we regulate these companies to the point where — at a bare minimum — they're too afraid to put stuff like this down on paper.
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/13/t...
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/13/t...
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me to my teenage son: "hey it's 12 degrees out. you can't just wear your giannis jersey to school."
teenage son:
teenage son:
February 13, 2026 at 1:52 PM
me to my teenage son: "hey it's 12 degrees out. you can't just wear your giannis jersey to school."
teenage son:
teenage son:
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From the 72-73 O'Brien Handbook, the best of Bill Russell as a TV guy:
-Throws shade at DET & HOU
-Implies he liked it when Wilt was playing angry & that he was better than Wilt
-When Goodrich beat Monroe, Russ asks Goodrich if he has a "short-term lease" on Pearl
-Throws shade at DET & HOU
-Implies he liked it when Wilt was playing angry & that he was better than Wilt
-When Goodrich beat Monroe, Russ asks Goodrich if he has a "short-term lease" on Pearl
February 13, 2026 at 2:05 AM
From the 72-73 O'Brien Handbook, the best of Bill Russell as a TV guy:
-Throws shade at DET & HOU
-Implies he liked it when Wilt was playing angry & that he was better than Wilt
-When Goodrich beat Monroe, Russ asks Goodrich if he has a "short-term lease" on Pearl
-Throws shade at DET & HOU
-Implies he liked it when Wilt was playing angry & that he was better than Wilt
-When Goodrich beat Monroe, Russ asks Goodrich if he has a "short-term lease" on Pearl
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well i for one couldn’t be more excited for the possibilities of AI. finally a technology that answers the age old question ‘what if clippy was wormtongue’
February 12, 2026 at 1:10 PM
well i for one couldn’t be more excited for the possibilities of AI. finally a technology that answers the age old question ‘what if clippy was wormtongue’
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You can also find him on YouTube, where he does stuff like evaluate accents in movies. He’s very cool to listen to.
TikTok has some amazing niche content and if you’re in to linguistics at all it’s got you covered. This guy does amazing content on dialect. Part 1/2
February 12, 2026 at 1:36 AM
You can also find him on YouTube, where he does stuff like evaluate accents in movies. He’s very cool to listen to.
The Svedka ads can Go Fuck
February 12, 2026 at 1:41 AM
The Svedka ads can Go Fuck
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Man, I didn’t think there was a way for this story to get dumber but…
“DoD loaned the high-energy laser weapon to DHS, who promptly shot down some mylar balloons with it without telling anyone, resulting in the FAA closing airspace and disrupting air travel nationwide”
…sure did the trick
“DoD loaned the high-energy laser weapon to DHS, who promptly shot down some mylar balloons with it without telling anyone, resulting in the FAA closing airspace and disrupting air travel nationwide”
…sure did the trick
February 11, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Man, I didn’t think there was a way for this story to get dumber but…
“DoD loaned the high-energy laser weapon to DHS, who promptly shot down some mylar balloons with it without telling anyone, resulting in the FAA closing airspace and disrupting air travel nationwide”
…sure did the trick
“DoD loaned the high-energy laser weapon to DHS, who promptly shot down some mylar balloons with it without telling anyone, resulting in the FAA closing airspace and disrupting air travel nationwide”
…sure did the trick
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For @defector.com, I wrote about the dark backstory behind France’s viral ice dancing team — which currently is in first place and could win gold.
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France's Viral Ice Dancing Team Has A Dark Backstory | Defector
Blink and you might not have caught it. On Monday, Guillaume Cizeron and Laurence Fournier Beaudry took to the rink and staked their claim to the ice dancing gold medal. Dancing to Madonna’s “Vogue,” ...
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February 10, 2026 at 5:14 PM
For @defector.com, I wrote about the dark backstory behind France’s viral ice dancing team — which currently is in first place and could win gold.
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The Epstein class is forever attacking socialism because they are terrified that people will find out that government can be like this
Yesterday we kicked off NYC’s Free Tax Prep season. That means filing your taxes at zero cost, keeping every dollar of your refund, and not getting ripped off by for-profit companies.
Nearly half of all New Yorkers qualify. Get help—virtually or in person—at nyc.gov/TaxPrep
Nearly half of all New Yorkers qualify. Get help—virtually or in person—at nyc.gov/TaxPrep
February 9, 2026 at 2:57 AM
The Epstein class is forever attacking socialism because they are terrified that people will find out that government can be like this
Just enough hope for that to really sting
February 9, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Just enough hope for that to really sting
I will say I prefer being a grownup who is only having like a few beers to being a kid having 1,000 of them when something like this happens.
Welp
February 9, 2026 at 2:31 AM
I will say I prefer being a grownup who is only having like a few beers to being a kid having 1,000 of them when something like this happens.
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Wasn't a catch
February 8, 2026 at 11:44 PM
Wasn't a catch
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Guy At Super Bowl Party Brought Football For Some Reason https://theonion.com/guy-at-super-bowl-party-brought-football-for-some-reason/
February 8, 2026 at 11:30 PM
Guy At Super Bowl Party Brought Football For Some Reason https://theonion.com/guy-at-super-bowl-party-brought-football-for-some-reason/
Ugh I'm already a mess. LFG Pats.
February 8, 2026 at 11:18 PM
Ugh I'm already a mess. LFG Pats.
Green day really ought to just reprise the video for "nice guys finish last"
February 8, 2026 at 11:06 PM
Green day really ought to just reprise the video for "nice guys finish last"
Japanese pairs team good lord
February 8, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Japanese pairs team good lord
Many are saying!
American pairs skater Danny O’Shea yelling “go patriots” into the camera after him and Ellie Kim absolutely killed their routine was perfect, 10/10 no notes
February 8, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Many are saying!
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American pairs skater Danny O’Shea yelling “go patriots” into the camera after him and Ellie Kim absolutely killed their routine was perfect, 10/10 no notes
February 8, 2026 at 6:52 PM
American pairs skater Danny O’Shea yelling “go patriots” into the camera after him and Ellie Kim absolutely killed their routine was perfect, 10/10 no notes
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today’s mini crossword is just a regular puzzle for a normal sunday. nothing in any way super about it….. wait…… what’s that….. it’s growing louder… OH MY GOD IT’S @minakimes.bsky.social’S MUSIC
www.puzzmo.com/puzzle/2026-...
www.puzzmo.com/puzzle/2026-...
Puzzmo - Cross|word
Play Cross|word on Puzzmo, Take a hint.
www.puzzmo.com
February 8, 2026 at 4:13 PM
today’s mini crossword is just a regular puzzle for a normal sunday. nothing in any way super about it….. wait…… what’s that….. it’s growing louder… OH MY GOD IT’S @minakimes.bsky.social’S MUSIC
www.puzzmo.com/puzzle/2026-...
www.puzzmo.com/puzzle/2026-...
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hard to think of a better example of "you may not believe in class war, but billionaires know they're in one" than this
This is bleak: Jes Staley, currently CEO of Barclays, reassuring Epstein that popular revolt against financial elites is unlikely because capitalism and pop culture have defanged social movements, leaving people more invested in consumption than justice.
February 7, 2026 at 3:53 AM
hard to think of a better example of "you may not believe in class war, but billionaires know they're in one" than this